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  • Congressional Computer Crashes: Congressional Reps Too Confused To Vote

    Charlie Potatoes ( profile ), 06 Aug, 2007 @ 10:59pm

    Someone said joe barton?

    Here in Texas we say ol' joe couldn't pour piss out of his boots if you wrote instructions on the heel. He has no clue what anything high tech is, i assure you all. You can just look at that ol' boy and tell he ain't right.

  • German Court Says eBay Should Be Able To Tell A Fake Rolex From A Real One

    Charlie Potatoes ( profile ), 31 Jul, 2007 @ 07:14pm

    hold the phone........

    are you insinuating that the $45.00 Rolex i bought on 42nd street may not be real? well damn..just damn damn damn

  • RIAA Backs Down Slightly After Being Countersued For Trying To Shame Man Into Settling

    Charlie Potatoes ( profile ), 31 Jul, 2007 @ 12:13pm

    whoa

    ok.. all that is in my share folder is music. how the hell did they get screen shots off his pc? and what does his phonograph machine had to do with his pornograph machine? im lost.

  • Yahoo's Earnings Weakness Starting To Get Old

    Charlie Potatoes ( profile ), 17 Jul, 2007 @ 10:47pm

    that ship has sailed...

    last night i heard the talking head on the news say that if someone wanted more information they should 'google' it.. no one ever says you should 'yahoo' it...google is the accepted search engine. yahoo is sucking hind teat.

  • Microsoft: The Heavyweight OS Is Here To Stay

    Charlie Potatoes ( profile ), 17 Jul, 2007 @ 08:56am

    games, games, games...

    You people disgust me...all you think about is gaming...you seem to forget the original purpose of the home computer..or 'PORNOGRAPH' as I so fondly call it. Let's get back to basics, shall we?

  • eBay for 0-Day Unlikely To Hack it

    Charlie Potatoes ( profile ), 09 Jul, 2007 @ 10:53am

    English?

    To paraphrase Homer Simpson...What do I need to study English for? I'm never gonna go to England.

  • Bill Gates Finally Hands Over World's Richest Man Crown

    Charlie Potatoes ( profile ), 04 Jul, 2007 @ 03:43pm

    Re: Americans in Denial

    Fuck you, towel head. strong letter to follow.

  • NY Times Magazine Takes A Neutral Point Of View On Wikipedia

    Charlie Potatoes ( profile ), 02 Jul, 2007 @ 08:51pm

    sources

    As a freelance writer who occasionally writes the odd collegy essay for hire, I see professor after professor forbid the student to use this online site. What a pompous load of horse manure. I, and I assume most college students, are capable of separating the wheat from the straw. Irrespective of what the professor says, my first visit is to wikipedia, where I often find valuable links and general information. I am precluded from citing it much of the time, but my job would be more difficult without at least looking over what it has to say. How arrogant of these professors. They assume thta their students can't, or won't, verify whatever they find there.

  • Cops Who Started 'Hackers Are Us' Service Convicted

    Charlie Potatoes ( profile ), 29 Jun, 2007 @ 08:40pm

    Tex: the name says it all...

    You likely think Bush is a Texan. What can I say? I was joking, but in all seriousness, you Neocon Bubbas have pretty much ruined Texas. You and the Republican leadership have given us third rate schools and Mississippi highways...except for the toll roads which you're building and assigning to the corportions to run. You've taken your scam lottery game and sucked all the profits out and now are trying to sell it to private industry. When you get your carpet bags full you can move on up to Connecticut or Maine where hopefully DimeBag Bush will retire to.

  • Cops Who Started 'Hackers Are Us' Service Convicted

    Charlie Potatoes ( profile ), 29 Jun, 2007 @ 05:37pm

    organized crime

    In Texas we make the Narcotics Officers wear badges, even undercover...or else they sell to each other. the Police are the ones who make Organized Crime seem organized. jesus...

  • Rolling Stone Writes Obituary For The Recording Industry's Suicide

    Charlie Potatoes ( profile ), 29 Jun, 2007 @ 09:48am

    my own private piracies...

    once a week or so I will download a song (usually from 20 years ago) and listen to it a couple times. then i delete it. if this service was not possible i would do without. for a number of reasons i have never been much of a buyer of music for myself. i do buy music as gifts however...If the RIAA gets too pissy i will simply stop. and that includes buying. ive said this over and over. it's music...not protein..not oxygen, not water. we do without it for a month and the bastards would come around. you have to hit them where they live. we never seem to graps the power of the people and the power of simple embargos which our forefathers used so successfully in our colonial period.

  • Prince Charles Latest To Lose Data From Laptop Theft

    Charlie Potatoes ( profile ), 27 Jun, 2007 @ 12:12pm

    See Above:

    FUCK YOU TOWEL HEADS !!! (There, I feel much better.)

  • Police Plan To Bluespam People About Locking Their Doors

    Charlie Potatoes ( profile ), 24 Jun, 2007 @ 02:04pm

    Re: Opportunist burglars

    if... say 50% of the burglars come in through an unlocked door...I assume that 50 % of the burglars come through your locked door. so...what is the difference?

  • Chinese Internet Surfers Getting Fed Up With The Great Firewall?

    Charlie Potatoes ( profile ), 20 Jun, 2007 @ 02:49pm

    dorpus

    "I was at a pediatric intensive care unit today to witness a kid's death." dorpus...you are a total idiot. today, however, you have hit a new low. jesus, fellow, what the fuck is the matter with you?

  • Tech Lessons From Organized Crime And The Red Light District

    Charlie Potatoes ( profile ), 12 Jun, 2007 @ 01:11pm

    organized crime

    Once again.. there is NO organized crime. Criminals only SEEM organized when compared to the police and FBI.

  • Best Buy Lawyer Altered Documents In Suit Over Illegal MSN Subscriptions

    Charlie Potatoes ( profile ), 06 Jun, 2007 @ 11:56pm

    you can fool some of the people all of the time. and that's enough to make obscene profit...

  • More People Coming To Terms With Their Spam Filled Email Boxes

    Charlie Potatoes ( profile ), 23 May, 2007 @ 07:17pm

    nice thought...

    And if an elephant had wings he would be a very big bird.

  • Antigua Starting To Get Angry With US Playing Games Over WTO Online Gambling Ruling

    Charlie Potatoes ( profile ), 23 May, 2007 @ 07:51am

    family values

    its the jimmy carter curse at work...on leaving office he prayed that the american people would get a government as good as they are.. one they deserved. and, by god, we got it... it took a while but bush and the neocon artists seized power and rule by decree. they know what's best for americans and the world. they speak directly to their god, why should they obey rulings from organizations of men?

  • Since When Does The Associated Press Simply Reprint RIAA Propaganda?

    Charlie Potatoes ( profile ), 14 May, 2007 @ 04:01pm

    Frankly im shocked.

  • Time Warner CEO Uses Unfortunate Analogy To Describe State Of Competition

    Charlie Potatoes ( profile ), 10 May, 2007 @ 04:52pm

    Dorpusity

    oh my god. dorpus has done it. he has his five minutes of fame.. to 'pull a dorpus'..as in: say something so utterly ridiculous that it defies logic to even attempt to respond.

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