So to my friends and family members wondering why I haven’t built my own billion-dollar AI company: apparently the missing ingredient wasn’t AI — it was being willing to run a deepfake-powered spam operation selling potentially inert pills to desperate people.
Or, to quote my partner, 'I'd be rich if I was just a little more evil.'
Honestly, every time I see someone talking about 'interviewing' something related to AI and being surprised by the results reminds me of this exchange from the animated series Venture Bros:
Billy: '... But those women said they were vampires...'
Monstroso: 'Those women were prostitutes. They would've said they were Charlie's Angels if you wanted them to.'
If we're going with the concept of journalists being targets of this sort of thing, or people making bets based on insider information, I do kind of wonder at what point we start seeing people doing something like out of 'Tomorrow Never Dies': where someone causes specific events to happen because they stand to make a lot of money from it on said bets.
Frankly, the whole concept of this being an excellent method of 'information-gathering' strikes me as incredibly dumb. This feels like frankly gambling with extra steps, to quote a phrase.
First, regarding 'not reversible': once again, evidence, champ. You need to present it. Though again, you're probably no longer here; you just popped in to leave a comment like a dog shitting on a forgotten newspaper, then ran off to your lifelike Lolita doll or something.
Second, 'polio doesn't really exist anymore'. Yes, BECAUSE OF FUCKING VACCINES, MORON.
I know this is a complete waste of time, since you've already ran off to probably generate more kiddie-port on ExTwitter to crank it to... but y'all got any kind of, y'know, evidence of this? Or just the rantings of the rabid starved weasel you call a brain?
How about this: how about you go fuck off, champ.
Regarding the whole issue with Covid and morons not getting the vaccine: it also led to a glut of said morons clogging hospitals, and thus delaying otherwise innocent people from getting assistance. I still vividly remember when my partner suddenly collapsed and had to be rushed to the hospital to deal with an aortic separation, and the SEVERAL HOUR delay trying to find a place to take them, because all the hospitals were full.
Thankfully, since they're apparently part-Highlander, they managed to pull through... though we're still dealing with the aftermath five years later. But yeah, these morons can miss me with their anti-vax bullshit.
When this is all over, there'd better be a through scouring of every last asshole that was employed by this cancer of an administration, and appropriate punishment handed out. We already saw what happened with the Reconstruction and Andrew Jackson's bullshit, after all.
Can we expect various DOJ agents to be charged with perjury here? I mean, they got these injunctions shut down by claiming that refunds'd be easy, and it seems like that was a, y'know, complete lie.
Though, well, yeah, I know.
All of this reminds me a lot of one of the events from the animated series Avatar: the Last Airbender, where the one villain Azula grows increasingly paranoid and insane, resulting in her constantly dismissing all of her people for not being loyal enough and thus leaving here alone when the good guys show up.
... Not that there's a lot of other parallels between the Fire Nation in that show and the current United States government, but there you go.
I'm sure we're going to see a flood of morons invade these comments, like the last article about this whole debacle, saying 'BUTS GOOD'S TOTES RAMMED GUY!'
Since I don't make a point to reply to people who just leave comments before running off to likely crank out more disgusting CSAM garbage on ExTwitter, I'll just say this:
Post your proof, candy-asses. But you won't, because there isn't any that's not obvious AI slop. So maybe just don't bother.
Regarding the difference between Hernandez and Maduro: as noted, Hernandez was convicted in federal court after a very long trial. Maduro and his wief, on the other hand, was basically just indicted by a grand jury. And you know what they say about grand juries and certain simple meals consisting of cured pork.
The sad part is, there was an episode of the animated show 'American Dad!' that reminds me a lot of this. Specifically there was an episode (Paranoid Frandroid) that involved a plot by the CIA where people were secretly recorded on the toilet in gastrointestinal distress, with the idea of using it as blackmail material.
This, of course, reminds me of that except arguably dumber. Somehow.
(Also, how does it do 'wellness checks' through 'optical scanning'? I'm in no way a doctor, but I'm pretty sure it takes MORE THAN LOOKING at... well, literal shit.)
Regarding the headline: shouldn't it be Kansas, rather than Nebraska? I remember this coming up before, of course, but I was surprised to see it showing 'Nebraska'. Not that, as I'm sure a lot of people would joke there's a lot of difference... and being from Nebraska, it's somewhat true, but there you go.
'Four or five' shootings, eh? Really? Where? And are we counting the one out of Dallas where literally no ICE agents were shot, but a bunch of detainees were killed?
Or was this only reported in the Racist Moron Quarterly?
When this is all over, and hopefully when there's a proper reckoning of all these militia assholes doing this horrible stuff, I'm almost hoping there's at least one supposedly 'badass soldier' that breaks down on the stand and says how sorry they all ore, with tears running down their face.
... And then we can all collectively come together to tell them to go fuck themselves and lock them away forever.
And another thing to mention whenever we get one of these idiot 'free-speech advocates', after this is over, potentially blithering about their beliefs: 'Oh, so you spoke up about this? No? Then sit your ass down and shut the fuck up.'
It's adorable that Cassidy wants to go around and bleat about how 'concerned' he is about Kennedy's actions... though, for the record, we still have Susan Collins' useless ass too, so that job's arguably filled.
Still doesn't change the fact that you still Jar-Jar-ed him into office, you asshole. Either do something and make an iota of effort towards redeeming yourself, or fuck off.
It's truly amazing that the world of unchecked corporate power that Upton Sinclair talked about in his seminal novel 'The Jungle' has once again come around yet again. If only there was something about history repeating itself or something.
Or in other words...
Honestly, every time I see someone talking about 'interviewing' something related to AI and being surprised by the results reminds me of this exchange from the animated series Venture Bros: Billy: '... But those women said they were vampires...' Monstroso: 'Those women were prostitutes. They would've said they were Charlie's Angels if you wanted them to.'
It could be even worse
If we're going with the concept of journalists being targets of this sort of thing, or people making bets based on insider information, I do kind of wonder at what point we start seeing people doing something like out of 'Tomorrow Never Dies': where someone causes specific events to happen because they stand to make a lot of money from it on said bets. Frankly, the whole concept of this being an excellent method of 'information-gathering' strikes me as incredibly dumb. This feels like frankly gambling with extra steps, to quote a phrase.
Guess the morons are out in force today.
First, regarding 'not reversible': once again, evidence, champ. You need to present it. Though again, you're probably no longer here; you just popped in to leave a comment like a dog shitting on a forgotten newspaper, then ran off to your lifelike Lolita doll or something. Second, 'polio doesn't really exist anymore'. Yes, BECAUSE OF FUCKING VACCINES, MORON.
... Really
I know this is a complete waste of time, since you've already ran off to probably generate more kiddie-port on ExTwitter to crank it to... but y'all got any kind of, y'know, evidence of this? Or just the rantings of the rabid starved weasel you call a brain? How about this: how about you go fuck off, champ.
Not to mention...
Regarding the whole issue with Covid and morons not getting the vaccine: it also led to a glut of said morons clogging hospitals, and thus delaying otherwise innocent people from getting assistance. I still vividly remember when my partner suddenly collapsed and had to be rushed to the hospital to deal with an aortic separation, and the SEVERAL HOUR delay trying to find a place to take them, because all the hospitals were full. Thankfully, since they're apparently part-Highlander, they managed to pull through... though we're still dealing with the aftermath five years later. But yeah, these morons can miss me with their anti-vax bullshit.
At the very least
When this is all over, there'd better be a through scouring of every last asshole that was employed by this cancer of an administration, and appropriate punishment handed out. We already saw what happened with the Reconstruction and Andrew Jackson's bullshit, after all.
Well then...
Can we expect various DOJ agents to be charged with perjury here? I mean, they got these injunctions shut down by claiming that refunds'd be easy, and it seems like that was a, y'know, complete lie. Though, well, yeah, I know.
All of this...
All of this reminds me a lot of one of the events from the animated series Avatar: the Last Airbender, where the one villain Azula grows increasingly paranoid and insane, resulting in her constantly dismissing all of her people for not being loyal enough and thus leaving here alone when the good guys show up. ... Not that there's a lot of other parallels between the Fire Nation in that show and the current United States government, but there you go.
You got proof that's what happened? Or just want to post and run off like the little coward you are?
And of course...
I'm sure we're going to see a flood of morons invade these comments, like the last article about this whole debacle, saying 'BUTS GOOD'S TOTES RAMMED GUY!' Since I don't make a point to reply to people who just leave comments before running off to likely crank out more disgusting CSAM garbage on ExTwitter, I'll just say this: Post your proof, candy-asses. But you won't, because there isn't any that's not obvious AI slop. So maybe just don't bother.
Another Point of Interest
Regarding the difference between Hernandez and Maduro: as noted, Hernandez was convicted in federal court after a very long trial. Maduro and his wief, on the other hand, was basically just indicted by a grand jury. And you know what they say about grand juries and certain simple meals consisting of cured pork.
Ugh.
The sad part is, there was an episode of the animated show 'American Dad!' that reminds me a lot of this. Specifically there was an episode (Paranoid Frandroid) that involved a plot by the CIA where people were secretly recorded on the toilet in gastrointestinal distress, with the idea of using it as blackmail material. This, of course, reminds me of that except arguably dumber. Somehow. (Also, how does it do 'wellness checks' through 'optical scanning'? I'm in no way a doctor, but I'm pretty sure it takes MORE THAN LOOKING at... well, literal shit.)
Possible Typo?
Regarding the headline: shouldn't it be Kansas, rather than Nebraska? I remember this coming up before, of course, but I was surprised to see it showing 'Nebraska'. Not that, as I'm sure a lot of people would joke there's a lot of difference... and being from Nebraska, it's somewhat true, but there you go.
... Really
'Four or five' shootings, eh? Really? Where? And are we counting the one out of Dallas where literally no ICE agents were shot, but a bunch of detainees were killed? Or was this only reported in the Racist Moron Quarterly?
Come now...
Call me a sadist, but...
When this is all over, and hopefully when there's a proper reckoning of all these militia assholes doing this horrible stuff, I'm almost hoping there's at least one supposedly 'badass soldier' that breaks down on the stand and says how sorry they all ore, with tears running down their face. ... And then we can all collectively come together to tell them to go fuck themselves and lock them away forever.
Yet Another Example
And another thing to mention whenever we get one of these idiot 'free-speech advocates', after this is over, potentially blithering about their beliefs: 'Oh, so you spoke up about this? No? Then sit your ass down and shut the fuck up.'
As I mentioned...
It's adorable that Cassidy wants to go around and bleat about how 'concerned' he is about Kennedy's actions... though, for the record, we still have Susan Collins' useless ass too, so that job's arguably filled. Still doesn't change the fact that you still Jar-Jar-ed him into office, you asshole. Either do something and make an iota of effort towards redeeming yourself, or fuck off.
Huzzah
It's truly amazing that the world of unchecked corporate power that Upton Sinclair talked about in his seminal novel 'The Jungle' has once again come around yet again. If only there was something about history repeating itself or something.