ICE’s Reliance On Masked Thugs Is Predictably Resulting In Masked Thugs Claiming They’re ICE Officers
ICE never needed officers to disguise themselves with masks and strip themselves of identification before Trump took office for the second time. What ICE is doing now isn’t what ICE was doing during Trump’s first term, even though it’s the same hateful bigot sitting behind the Resolute Desk he thinks should be covered in gold leaf.
According to the DHS, ICE officers need to look like roving kidnapping squads because they fear for their safety. Supposedly, they’re under attack now more than ever, something not even supported by the DHS’s context-free claims of massive increases in assaults of ICE officers.
ICE has never been popular. People have been calling for ICE to be abolished for far longer than the last 18 months of its existence. But now that ICE behaves like an invading force, rather than an agency involved in immigration and customs enforcement, more people are reacting to its unwanted presence in their neighborhoods.
ICE’s excuses for mask-wearing were [cough] unmasked when ICE was asked to fill in for unpaid TSA agents. ICE officers showed up at airports without masks to stand around and milk the clock, apparently unworried about being “exposed” or subjected to threats to them or their families.
But now that the TSA is as staffed as it’s ever going to be, ICE is returning to American streets, long on masks and short on training. Criminal opportunists know a good thing when they see it. When it’s impossible to tell whether the person assaulting you/demanding access to your home/running off with your valuables is an actual federal officer or just someone with access to ski masks and camo, the criminals have the upper hand.
As of February, Noticias Telemundo had documented at least six cases of impostors posing as ICE agents to rob or harass immigrants. In mid-January, a man broke into a house in Pittsburgh claiming to be an ICE agent and threatening a teen with a knife. In February, police in San Diego said a man allegedly impersonated an officer and wrapped his arms around the neck of a restaurant manager, claiming the manager was in the country illegally and he was going to arrest him.
Sure, some of you may be scoffing at “six cases” since Trump won the election. But that’s only the ones where a (foreign!) news agency managed to put together the pieces to deliver reporting that should have been done much earlier by domestic new agencies.
Here’s the more damning stat:
Of the 31 impersonation cases documented in 2025, 84% involved individuals who claimed to be ICE agents. Others identified themselves as officers from Border Patrol or the Department of Homeland Security.
Thirty-one impersonations. Apparently all of them involved people pretending to be in the business of migrant deportation. And it’s not just the normal crime you’d expect from criminals seeing a flaw in the system and exploiting it. It’s also led to an increase in the sort of crime this administration will likely greet with pardons and payout from the “FUCK AMERICA $1,776 MILLION SLUSH FUND.”
The recorded incidents include intimidation, robbery and sexual assault, as well as so-called “immigration operations” carried out by armed vigilantes against what they describe as an “invasion” of foreigners in the U.S.
This was a problem the FBI recognized months ago, but rarely speaks of now because it’s being led by the only guy who has a chance at drinking Defense Department Secretary Pete Hegseth under the table. The current “leadership” has nothing to say about giving criminals more opportunities to engage in criminal acts.
Neither DHS nor ICE responded to Noticias Telemundo’s request for official statistics about cases of fake ICE agents. They also did not comment on the trends revealed by this investigation.
Not even the rote “fake news” quasi-rebuttal from this miserable assortment of inhuman asshats. Well, if DHS and ICE won’t speak for themselves, I’ll let this next quote from NBC/Telemundo speak for itself:
“You’re going back to Mexico,” a man told the immigrants in a video recorded from inside their truck. He insulted them for their appearance and for not speaking English, took their keys and snatched the immigrant’s phone when he called his boss. The manager later told the police that the fake agent had claimed to be from ICE and had warned him that all his employees were going to go to “f—–g jail.”
This isn’t fake news. This isn’t implication extrapolated from minimal inference. There are literal recordings of these impersonations.
This isn’t people imagining the worst because they’re politically opposed to the current administration. These are documented instances of the only thing that could be worse than the brutality and bigotry perpetrated by this administration: criminal acts encouraged by this government’s unwillingness to do its dirty work honestly.

oh my someone is worried that my caustic dragging of an actually fascist administration isn't "fair" enough. Newsmax will let you watch for free. Get on it, M803.
'wrong term' lol gtfo with your personal bitchassness, ac
if an hmmv can't function as an emergency bathroom, why are we even buying them
Waging war against fellow Americans is something cops want to do. US military members may be just as racist, but they seem to prefer limiting their atrocities to nations other than ours.
I didn't make myself clear in that sentence. There have been zero raids of South Dakota businesses during the 2nd Trump administration.
I'm not trying to minimize what Mastodon does. I went there first when Twitter turned even more shitty than it already was. But there's a difference: Some people will invite some good friends over and play Avalon Hill war sim games for hours on end, providing everyone involved with a deep and necessarily complicated reimagining of world wars. Millions of others just want to boot up Call of Duty and play some multi-player without being hammered by racist and homophobic comments. The entity that solves the second problem first is going to be the industry leader, not necessarily because it offer more control, but because it offers enough control (without the added learning curve) to satisfy the needs of people who want things to work the way they expect them to, rather than people who think spending time being the moderator in "moderation at scale is impossible" is their idea of a good time.
You're right. It is possible to do that there as well. The difference is (and I'm speaking from personal experience) that using Bluesky is like using Twitter but without all the sewage, but Mastodon (for all its fediverse power) is a social media service for people who enjoy the setting up their own email servers.
My apologies. You're right and I'm wrong. I'm not aware of any instances of these laws being enforced in this way, but it's true: at least two states have added this to their hate crime statutes. According to the DOJ, five states have laws like this on the books, but it only appears to be these two states that have added sentence enhancements for attacks based on political alignment. On the other hand, the people petitioning their Congressional reps aren't asking for their political views to be protected under hate crime statutes, they're asking for "Cybertruck owner" to be added to these laws. Of course, it's about politics. But the owners of these cars will need to be honest about why they've purchased them if they hope to be protected under existing law because no one -- not even in this insane political environment -- could possibly hope to pass a bill that adds owners of a single model of vehicle (owners of other Tesla models aren't complaining) to the list of people with protected status under hate crime laws.
a crime "in some areas." Please point out where on a map of the United States -- the place where this is actually happening. Even if you're right (and you're not), point out anywhere in the world where owning a certain vehicle grants you extra protection from people who don't like your vehicle.
Well, let's get some gun control going first.
Wasn't this after Trump supporters started posting threats on social media about "hunting FEMA?" And no one expects FEMA to act as first responders, so if it "seems similar," it's only because you think you're actually making some kind of point here.
Trust me, I took great pleasure in reporting this -- that being Rudy's 2nd "DO NOT PRACTICE LAW. DO NOT PASS GO" ruling. My pleasure is only tempered by the fact relayed by the second half of that sentence. That's not a typo. That's just my spin on a common phrase.
Ask your SAIC, I guess.
I'm willing to bet part of this is just a bunch of straight men trying to find some way to deny their own sexual attraction to trans women. This study, one that openly admits it's working with largely anecdotal evidence, studied hundreds of social media posts on the topic and found that plenty of men admit attraction to trans women but then backstop their admissions with misogyny. That seems about par for the course here: a bunch of legislators who view themselves as religious leaders are attempting to legislate their own shame into non-existence. Kill all porn and they'll finally be able to deny their own desires because they'll no longer have access to the stuff that turns them on the most.
Depending on your particular preference in noise-to-blues ratio, you'll be pleased/displeased to know the Jesus and Mary Chain covered this track around the same time they declared Bo Diddley to be Jesus.
I have failed you all.