Funniest/Most Insightful Comments Of The Week At Techdirt

from the speaking-out dept

This week, our first place winner on the insightful side is kallethen with a simple response to the question of whether a private platform’s right to enforce its rules would allow them to ban groups of people for discriminatory reasons:

Did they violate the site’s rules? That’s the important distinction you keep missing.

In second place, it’s Toom1275 with a suggestion for the note YouTube should add to 2020 election misinformation:

How about:

“Note: Republicans have admitted in dozens of court cases they’re lying about the election.”

For editor’s choice on the insightful side, we start out with Bloof and a comment about Texas’s anti-drag law and “think of the children” legislation:

They always resort to ‘Think of the children!?’. They did it to fight desegregation, they do it to fight non Christian immigration (Muslim grooming gangs, child blood drinking Jews from the Protocols of the elders of Zion), they absolutely did it to LGBTQ+ people before a brief respite in the 2000s, they did it to cultural and religious outsiders with the Satanic Panic, they’re doing it against the entire political left with qAnon… All while doing nothing about organisations with long track records of systemic enabling of child abuse and protecting the people responsible.

Next, it’s Thad with a comment about Twitter’s admissions in court filings:

As always, don’t pay attention to what people say on Twitter or in press conferences, pay attention to what their lawyers say in court, where they have an obligation to tell the truth.

Over on the funny side, our first place winner is PB&J with a comment about Twitter bleeding advertisers:

Elon DID promise to make advertising only half of Twitter’s revenue … so … this is progress towards that goal, I guess?

In second place, it’s an anonymous comment about Musk suggesting he wants to remove the block feature from Twitter:

Jokes on him. I just blocked everyone by deleting my twitter client.

For editor’s choice on the funny side, we start out with Cat_Daddy and another comment about Texas:

Texas is fearless! Except for:

-Periods.
-Big government.
-Va jay jays.
-Trans people.
-Freedom of expression.
-Liberalism.
-Woke People.
-Democracy.
-Democrats.
-Drag Queens.
-Immigrants.
-Gun Regulation.
-People that aren’t white.
-Books.
-Feminists.
-Antifascists.
-Climate Change.
-Snowflakes (both metaphorical and literal).

Finally, we get away from all the politics (and Elon Musk) for a simple anonymous joke about the many problems with Knights Of The Old Republic 2 on Switch:

Honestly, a KotOR 2 release being a disastrously buggy mess is simply being faithful to the original.

That’s all for this week, folks!


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ECA (profile) says:

Think of the Children?

For all of this thought, its asif they want them as pets.
Dont teach them reality
Dont teach them What is and is not.
Expect the Church and school to teach them, Inted of what you should be doing.

Why should they be Adapting to the world when they are in late Teens, when you should have been teaching them All of their young lives.
And when they are failing at it, Who do you blame?

Bobson Dugnutt (profile) says:

Lowlight of the week

I think this past week we should have a vote for the opposite of funniest/most insightful comments of the week. A hall of shame, dishonorable mention or something like that.

It’s from Tuesday.

https://www.techdirt.com/2023/06/06/possible-reasons-why-youtube-has-given-up-trying-to-police-2020-election-misinfo/

More than 270 comments of the most brain-melting inane palaver that will make you angrier and dumber for having read it.

To get an idea, roughly half of the comments are from or in response to people who find the answer to 2 + 2 as problematic. This post has become Techdirt’s equivalent of Roko’s basilisk.

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Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Re: Re:5

Yes, I believe Hywoman is deeply closeted. It is therefore our duty to bring him out into the fabulous. If it means denigrating the straight lie he tries to hold up as a flimsy facade then all the more we have to do it.

I’ve already done my part and sucked off a big black cock and praised the Flying Spaghetti Monster thrice today, just like That Anonymous Coward would have wanted. My nutsack tingles at the thought of Hywoman finally seeing the light and doing the same.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Re: Re:7

You can keep blaming him. If anything, that’s exactly what I want.

Thanks for reminding me that I need to go suck a dick. After that I’ll go insult some straight white dumbass and tell him he doesn’t know what he’s missing because he ain’t got a tenth of the fabulous I have.

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