Funniest/Most Insightful Comments Of The Week At Techdirt
This week, our first place winner on the insightful side is David with a comment about the murder of Renee Good by ICE:
Kristi Noem is right about one thing:
It was an act of domestic terrorism.
Indeed. And that is the main purpose of ICE as it is currently being deployed.
In second place, it’s That One Guy with a comment about culpability for Trump’s actions:
An entire congress and military worth of collaborators
As horrible as Trump is never forget…
The republican controlled congress could have stopped him at any time but chose not to.
The US military could have responded to his orders to bomb boats on nothing but a declaration of guilt, finish off the survivors the one time there were any, and invade another country and kidnap it’s leader but chose not to.
Trump is responsible for a whole slew of horrible things but without a lot of people in the government and military backing him up the amount of damage he could do would be drastically lower, meaning they share just as much if not more responsibility for what has, is, and will happen as he does.
For editor’s choice on the insightful side, we start out with a comment from Thad about the fear of impeaching Trump and getting President Vance:
Vance is just as evil as Trump and not as stupid (low bar), but nobody likes him. He doesn’t have Trump’s cult. He wouldn’t be able to wield stochastic terrorism as effectively as Trump does. And in the hypothetical event that Trump’s been successfully removed from office, that means Senate Republicans are finally done being a rubber stamp for him, a guy who was extremely popular with their supporters, so I wouldn’t expect them to be a rubber stamp for Vance, a guy who isn’t.
All that said, I have a hard time believing that’s going to happen. They didn’t support his impeachment after he tried to have them murdered; I don’t think there’s anything that will make them support it. I think the likelier path toward President Vance is that Trump dies in office. I’m not talking about violence; I’m saying look at that motherfucker, he looks like he could keel over any day.
Next, it’s MrWilson with a comment about the ridiculous proposal from Arizona to study “Trump Derangement Syndrome” and the broad definition it uses:
Not only can that broad definition apply to his base, but it also can apply to authentic reactions to Trump’s actually inhumane cruelty and greed, such that it’s a rational response that a moral person would experience, and not derangement at all. Which is why the derangement smear is such bullshit.
Pretending someone is irrational if they don’t like a person who is intentionally hurting others is derangement. And it’s not like Trump’s cruelty is in dispute. His base loves that he is cruel (to other people). “This is what I voted for,” as they remind us when people get kidnapped and sent to torture camps.
But it’s just another cognitive dissonance stance that they wear proudly. He’s both absurdly cruel and you’re crazy for getting upset that he’s absurdly cruel.
Over on the funny side, our first place winner is an anonymous comment about New York’s law requiring websites to post warnings about social media addiction:
Techdirt is way too addictive to my taste.
See you in court Mike.
In second place, it’s Pixelation with a comment about Hilton Hotels:
Hey Hilton, you are providing the wrong kind of ICE. We want only the other kind in your hotels.
For editor’s choice on the funny side, we’ve got a pair of jokes about journalists reporting LLM generations as “admissions” and “apologies”. First up is tanj with one comparison:
I asked my Magic 8 Ball to comment on this and it responded “Outlook not so good”.
Fortunately, I use Thunderbird.
Finally, it’s an anonymous commenter with a not-dissimilar joke:
It’s an apology in the same sense that a speak-and-spell can get married by saying “I do”.
That’s all for this week, folks!



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Yeah we were blown away by the quality of so many entries this year!
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I don't think this is because he "can't admit he made a mistake" - I think it is because this is exactly what he wants, and he wants everyone to know that he will do it to anyone he pleases.
Though it's a broad rhetorical stroke and not really comparable to the acute diagnosis of these specific government actions as kidnapping, I don't actually have much problem with calling taxation theft if that's really what you want to do - knock yourself out But while there are many hopeful visions of a stateless future that I will happily or even eagerly entertain, I strongly suspect that they don't line up very well with yours Stephan
The administration's position is that as soon as these men first arrived at CECOT, America washed its hands of the whole thing and it no longer has anything to do with them. The purpose of demanding a statement from someone with personal knowledge of Garcia's current whereabouts is to establish whether and to what degree the DHS has in fact continued any active monitoring of these people, and to find individual officials who can be held responsible for fulfilling the court order to facilitate their return The purpose of evading that demand is to avoid answering that question, and avoid giving the court anyone to hold responsible But we do know that many of these men made it to CECOT (as there are photos of several of them being held there), and El Salvador says it is proudly holding all 238 of them, and at the moment there's just no particular reason to believe this isn't the case.
At the moment, there is every reason to believe all 238 of these men are being held in CECOT in El Salvador
It's not uncommon for the court to give the government lawyers leeway - but nothing about this situation is common. I think at the very least she could have done what Garcia's lawyers asked: order an official with personal knowledge of his whereabouts to appear before the court. And if it were up to me, order that to happen today.
And all of this happening just after they openly defied her order this morning when they missed the deadline for their response by half an hour
I don't think this administration is actually hellbent on saving money. I think they are hellbent on allocating money and spending any extra money required to finish their project of transforming America into an outright fascist state.
I am not optimistic at all, but this is a real human's life we're talking about - a human being with family that is fighting for his return. You don't get to just flatly declare him as as-good-as-dead.
Noted. Bye forever! 👋
It's still coming at some point, just been very busy
Traffic has been high, which means both more comments and more people voting on them!
120 something supporters 24 hours ago I just checked the dashboard and we had 829 backers yesterday. 694 the day before that. Your memory isn't so good I guess.