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• On the post: Not Even Your ‘Smart’ Jacuzzi Is Safe From The Internet Of Broken Things

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 28 Jun, 2022 @ 03:46pm

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• On the post: Supreme Court To Citizens: Miranda Rights Aren’t Actually Rights So No More Suing About Them

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 27 Jun, 2022 @ 11:12am

  I am just tired of this freaking mess of a country

  This disturbing term of the Supreme Court will go down as “The Great Regression.” Abortion? state-level gun regulations? environmental protection? Miranda Rights? Church and State? Long-term consequences? This is the term that the Sinister Six officially say: Who gives a fuck; we only listen to our patrons now and only them. Fuck legitimacy, fuck checks and balances, and fuck basic human rights. Nothing matters to these tyrants. Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely.

• On the post: Funniest/Most Insightful Comments Of The Week At Techdirt

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 26 Jun, 2022 @ 07:32pm

  And one day there would be no more traffic accidents. 🙃

• On the post: White House Launches Yet Another Task Force To Try To Curb Online Abuse; But So Far It Seems Extremely One-Sided

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 22 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59am

  I see where you’re coming from. But there’s a pretty big difference between “democrats in power are weak-willed” and “democrats in general are weak-willed.” Just saying.

• On the post: White House Launches Yet Another Task Force To Try To Curb Online Abuse; But So Far It Seems Extremely One-Sided

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 22 Jun, 2022 @ 10:56am

  The vast majority of Democrats are weak-willed cowards who love to talk about progress but are ultimately conservatives who seek to defend the status quote by doing nothing. I disagree. I don’t think that Democrats are weak-willed, I’ve been part of a family of Democrats and they’re anything but “weak-willed.” but I do see that my party does have its flaws. For one, I think there’s a problem of unity. Democrats has a wide coalition of activists, liberals, centrists, environmentalists, immigrants, minorities, Refugees from the Republican Party, DINOsaurs, etc. As diverse as it is, that’s also the weakness of the Democratic Party. Everyone has a such a passionate, but different vision of what the country should look like that it makes unity a lot more incoherent. Republicans walk in goose step, but they use that energy to regress and oppress; whilst Democrats have the potential to do good, but strives so hard to appease everyone in their base, they appease no one. So in other words, Republicans organize chaos while Democrats organize chaotically.

• On the post: White House Launches Yet Another Task Force To Try To Curb Online Abuse; But So Far It Seems Extremely One-Sided

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 22 Jun, 2022 @ 09:46am

  Whenever someone from the government says that they’re going to tackle online bullying and harassment, the first thing that comes to mind is the main theme song from “Curb Your Enthusiasm.”

• On the post: White House Launches Yet Another Task Force To Try To Curb Online Abuse; But So Far It Seems Extremely One-Sided

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 22 Jun, 2022 @ 09:42am

  The White House: “We will rid the Internet of Bullies.” The internet user whose surname is Bullies:

• On the post: With The INFORM Act, Congress Plans To Empower Ken Paxton To Go After Amazon If It Doesn’t Tell Him Who Sold The Books He Doesn’t Like

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 13 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25pm

  Oh shoot, I thought it was Congress that’s supposed to make the laws. I didn’t know that it was God who makes the law. My perception has been shattered. Thank you, you edgy douche, I’ve became closer to God.

• On the post: Telecom Lobbyists Are About To Scuttle The Nomination Of A Popular Reformer To The FCC And Nobody Much Seems To Care

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 09 Jun, 2022 @ 06:52am

  Be careful of what you wish for

  Unless there’s an efficient and rational administration to replace it, Using the constitution to overthrow the government right now is a terrible idea. In fact, it might actually make things even worse. When the government is gone, that doesn’t automatically remove parties or factions. Democrats, Republicans, not even extreme groups like the KKK or The Proud Boys won’t disappear overnight. Bad-faith opportunists and reactionaries will take advantage of the power vacuum and it will be messy, and inevitably violent. States will versus states, extremist groups could finally indulge in their disgusting delusions without check, and the political infighting would exasperate into actual fighting. If you thought things were bad now, imagine the immense clusterfuck a government-less America would be. I’m not typically pro-status quo, but I prefer living through a slow and inefficient government than the alternatives.

• On the post: Supreme Court Makes The Right Call: Puts Texas Social Media Law Back On Hold

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 01 Jun, 2022 @ 09:31am

  Thanks man for the backup.

• On the post: Supreme Court Makes The Right Call: Puts Texas Social Media Law Back On Hold

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 01 Jun, 2022 @ 08:32am

  Mate, for every word salad you spew out I would have a full functioning cold bar.

• On the post: Supreme Court Makes The Right Call: Puts Texas Social Media Law Back On Hold

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 01 Jun, 2022 @ 05:39am

  Mate. No one gives a shit. You. Lost. Deal with it. Now go out, cover that ego with a hat and go touch grass. Seriously, you look like a thumb.

• On the post: Supreme Court Makes The Right Call: Puts Texas Social Media Law Back On Hold

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 01 Jun, 2022 @ 05:20am

  Sir, this is a McDonalds.

• On the post: Yet Another Game Studio Chooses To Mess With Pirates As A Strategy

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 27 May, 2022 @ 06:27pm

  Tsch Tsch Tsch

  When will game studios learn not to deal with pirates. They should know at this point that they bring cutlasses and shit.

• On the post: Senator Klobuchar Fixed None Of The Problems With Her Antitrust Bill; But Made Sure To Carve Out ACTUAL Monopolists Like Telcos And Finance Companies

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 27 May, 2022 @ 09:59am

  Unbe-fucking-lievable

  Give it to Klobachar, one of the most out of touch senators serving right now, to screw up something as simple as antitrust and transform it into discriminatory, anti-competitive legal nonsense. She has a unique talent of making the most simplest of tasks and make them unbelievably dangerous. I wouldn’t be surprised if she made a bill to help support grocery stores and somehow make them into Nuclear hotspots.

• On the post: This Is Really, Really Dumb: Ohio Court Says Google May Be A Common Carrier

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 26 May, 2022 @ 02:36pm

  As a resident of Ohio, I apologize for my state’s absolute buffoonery.

• On the post: Blaming Video Games For Mass Shootings Is Ridiculous; Stop It

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 18 May, 2022 @ 10:02am

  I’d rather die.

• On the post: Conde Nast Threatens Pub In The UK For Existing In Town Called Vogue

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 16 May, 2022 @ 10:12pm

  I guess for trademark fanatics, you could say it’s in vogue to be a dick.

• On the post: Blaming Social Media And Section 230 For Mass Shootings Is Ridiculous; Stop It

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 16 May, 2022 @ 12:38pm

  This is ridiculous

  So the first instinct of a politician in reaction to a mass shooter posting their stuff on an website… is to blame the law that allows said website to moderate in the first place. This is like first instinct of rebuking a DUI incident is to call for a second prohibition.

• On the post: EU Proposes It’s Own Version Of EARN IT: Effectively Mandates Full Surveillance Of All Messaging & No Encryption

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 12 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

  I swear to god this is becoming ridiculous dick-measuring

  The U.S: We’re proposing a law that blows a hole and “””””might””””” try to cuck over end-to-end encryption for the children. The U.K: We’re gonna go dirty to ensure that encryption is defeated and the children are safe. The E.U.: We just wanna be Big Brother lol.

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