Funniest/Most Insightful Comments Of The Week At Techdirt

from the the-writing-on-the-wall dept

This week, both our top comments on the insightful side come in response to another commenter’s attempt to defend Twitter labeling NPR as “state-affiliated media”. In first place, it’s an anonymous commenter pointing to the site’s own definition:

Going by Twitter 2.0’s updated definition (emphasis mine):

State-affiliated media is defined as outlets where the state exercises control over editorial content through financial resources, direct or indirect political pressures, and/or control over production and distribution.

If NPR receives too little money from the government for the gov to exercise “control over editorial content” then NPR isn’t state-affiliated media according to the definition that Elon’s Twitter is using as of April 5, 2023.

In second place, it’s Stephen T. Stone with a simple test:

You have to ask yourself two questions in this situation:

  1. Does a significant amount of funding for a media group come from government funds?
  2. Irrespective of the first question: Does the government exert editorial control of any kind over the output of said media group?

If the answer to both questions is “no” (as it is with NPR), the organization isn’t a state-controlled media outlet.

For editor’s choice on the insightful side, we start out with one more anonymous comment from that post, this time looking at another outlet that didn’t earn the label:

Arguably the BBC is MORE deserving of that label given the revolving door between its executives and the membership and donors of the current governing party here in the UK.

Next, it’s Thad with a good summary of the career arc of Matt Taibbi:

There was a time when his knee-jerk contrarianism looked like principle. He was on the right side of a number of issues, like the Iraq war and government surveillance.

He and Glenn Greenwald have followed a very similar arc. There was a time I admired both of them. I think they were probably always awful, and all they ever really cared about was getting attention. But 10-20 years ago, the statements they made to get attention tended to be ones I agreed with, and at the time I thought that meant they shared my values.

Over on the funny side, our first place winner is Stephen T. Stone making the obvious joke about Musk going to war with Substack:

Leopards, faces, etc.

In second place, it’s Who Cares with more thoughts on NPR:

OMG

I’m state affiliated since I get a (non US) government supplement. That means you cannot trust anything I say/write since it will be state propaganda.

To the readers here: Sorry being exposed as a government plant by that Dastardly Musk, if it weren’t for him, those kids and that dog I would have been able to keep feeding you my views.

For editor’s choice on the funny side, we’ve got a pair of comments from Toom1275. First, it’s a response to the appeals court that overturned the murder conviction of a cop who killed a suicidal man 11 seconds after entering his house, and specifically the ruling’s invocation of “the perspective of a reasonable police officer”:

So the appeals court has erred by making an impossible demand.

Finally, it’s a lovely quote related to Elon Musk’s ego-driven decision making:

“If there’s anything more important than my ego around here, I want it caught and shot now.”
– Zaphod Beeblebrox

…who incidentally presents himself as far smarter and more capable at his position than Musk.

That’s all for this week, folks!


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IanW (profile) says:

State sponsored entity? Musk, look in the mirror.

Never mind “Who Cares”…

If anything/anyone deserves a “state sponsored” label, it should be SpaceX and by extension, Elon Musk.

SpaceX directly receives government funding to both perform actions for and at the direction of the US government in order to achieve the policies and goals set out by the US government.

In fact, SpaceX would have gone into bankruptcy were it not for highly risky funding which could only have be considered a government bailout at the time, which worked out for both parties.

Ongoing government funding of SpaceX far exceeds both in actual dollar amount and by percentage of revenue anything that NPR or CPB receive.

As the voice of SpaceX, that must make Musk a state sponsored media entity.

bhull242 (profile) says:

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I just found out that Monster Energy (famed trademark troll) is apparently going after The Pokémon Company/Game Freak and Capcom for their use of “Monster” in connection with the Pokémon and Monster Hunter franchises, respectively.

The Pokémon one seems particularly frivolous given that Pocket Monsters Red Version and Pocket Monsters Green Version were released in Japan in 1996 and Pokémon Red Version and Pokémon Blue Version were released in North America in 1998, while the first use of “Monster” branded energy drinks wasn’t until 2002, and you can bet that Game Freak or Nintendo (or whoever; the ownership of Pokémon is complicated) filed for a trademark soon after Pokémon was released or was known to be a success (which would definitely have been in the ’90s), so Monster Energy’s claims regarding the Pokémon franchise is barred simply because Pokémon/Pocket Monsters predates them by several years. And while the first Monster Hunter game wasn’t released until 2004 (so after the first beverage under the “Monster” brand was released), that was still almost two decades of very public use without a peep from Monster Energy, which I’m pretty sure means that—to the extend Monster Energy would even have a claim against them in the first place—Monster Energy either gave Capcom implicit permission or effectively abandoned the claim.

Naturally, there are all the usual problems with these sorts of cases (the trade dress doesn’t look at all similar, they compete in completely different markets with zero overlap, there is no apparent customer confusion at all, Monster Energy’s demands go far beyond what would be permissible under trademark law in any country, etc.), but these ones are particularly laughable given just how long these particular franchises were around before Monster Energy said anything, how famous they have been for much of that time, and the size of the alleged infringers, with the Pokémon one having the added bonus of having been in actual public use and having been registered years before any Monster-branded beverages were used or registered.

I’d say I’m surprised at how brazen Monster Energy is being in this case, but frankly, I think I’m more surprised it took Monster Energy this long to say anything to either company about this given how absurdly litigious it is over its trademark.

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