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• On the post: Welcome To Twitter, Linda Yaccarino, No One Wants To Advertise On Your Terrible Platform Any More

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 06 Jun, 2023 @ 09:04pm

  I hope she has another job on speed dial. As soon as she dares exercise any pull against the child's whims, she'll be outta there.

• On the post: The Stupidity Of Making Porn Filters Mandatory On Mobile Devices (And Other Musings On Reality)

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 24 May, 2023 @ 08:07pm

  It’s high time people realize much more is at stake than someone’s ability to wank to their iPhone.

  I just knew there was another reason they were made waterproof.

• On the post: Iron Maiden Opposes Women’s Lingerie Company For Using The Word ‘Maiden’

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 12 May, 2023 @ 08:40pm

  Yup, that's my thought with all the ridiculous "confusion" arguments of this type. They're so stupid, they're calling their fans stupid. How insulting.

• On the post: Harpo Settles With ‘Oprahdemics’ Podcast, Gets Name Change That’s Silly

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 09 May, 2023 @ 07:55pm

  ..what did any of this actually accomplish?

  Reaffirmation that powerful people on a power trip would rather crap on their fans than be flattered or honored.

• On the post: Wikipedia Tells UK Government It Won’t Comply With Proposed Age Verification Mandates

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 09 May, 2023 @ 12:08pm

  The whole demonization of the way everyone got here in the first place is pretty ironic. Let's carry it a bit further. Those idiots should be ashamed they even exist.

• On the post: Bethesda DMCAs Its Official Twitter Account Trying To Stop ‘Redfall’ Leaks

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 03 May, 2023 @ 02:01pm

  They probably used some brain-dead 3rd party service that guarantees "100% removal!!!1".

• On the post: EU Website Links Keep Getting Delisted Over Piracy Advertisements

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 05 Apr, 2023 @ 08:53pm

  C'mon EU...

  If it's soooo easy, why don't you just fix it? Just wave your magic wand and fix it!

• On the post: 3CX Knew Its App Was Being Flagged By AV Platforms, Did Very Little During Supply Chain Attack

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 31 Mar, 2023 @ 09:45pm

  Denial

  "No.. can't be our stuff!"

• On the post: Copyright Means You May Need Permission To Post Photos Of Your Own Home Online

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 15 Mar, 2023 @ 04:54pm

  Congrats on winning, ya schmuck!

  Instead of being flattered that someone used his wallpaper, and maybe simply asking her to credit him in her posting so he can get a little advertisement out of it, he's gotta be a dick. What a miserable little human being.

• On the post: Elon Musk Throws A Shit Fit And Fires Engineer Because Not Enough People Are Viewing His Personal Tweets

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 10 Feb, 2023 @ 09:53pm

  "Today, he’s at a score of nine."

  Who'da thunk nobody would want to look up an egomaniacal idiot? Hahahaha.. Hahahahaha!!!! What'sa matter, Musk, can't fire me??

• On the post: Google Tells Court That GOP Should Look At Its Own Email Practices Rather Than Blaming Gmail

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 03 Feb, 2023 @ 04:25pm

  To summarize...

  Google: You even suck at sucking!

• On the post: Moving Company That Threatened People With $1,000 A Day Fees For Negative Reviews To Pay $125,000 Settlement

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 02 Feb, 2023 @ 12:12pm

  He should also be prosecuted federally for abusing "Liberty Bell". What a scumbag. I hope that $125,000 goes to whoever he ripped off for telling the truth.

• On the post: Trump Files Ridiculous Copyright Lawsuit Over Bob Woodward’s Audio Book

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 02 Feb, 2023 @ 11:53am

  (Tushnet, however, did say that the underlying copyright issue is interesting, given there is little case law on the subject.)

  Yeah, because most everyone else that's not unbelievably stupid and selfish already knows better.

• On the post: DoNotPay Promotes Itself As Helping You Get Out Of Subscriptions, But Keeps Charging Customers After Telling Them Their Own Accounts Are Closed

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 01 Feb, 2023 @ 11:42am

  Haha, Kathryn is awesome, isn't she? All caps.. middle name (ELIZABETH??).. "YOU HEAR ME" and BOOM, done! Whew....

• On the post: YouTube’s New Content Policies Around Mature Content Results In Chaos

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 27 Jan, 2023 @ 08:32pm

  AdTube

  Systematically screwing the "You" in YouTube. And what the heck does 8 seconds have to do with anything?

• On the post: AI Lawyer Has A Sad: Bans People From Testing Its Lawyering After Being Mocked

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 27 Jan, 2023 @ 08:12pm

  So many things these days seem to be aimed at the not-so-smart, and when someone smart "slips through" and starts trying to make sense of things, it's OH MY GOSH!!! I'm not sure if ignorance really is bliss with all the backpedaling and covering up that they're constantly engaging in, yet they learn absolutely nothing.

• On the post: Seattle School District Files Laughably Stupid Lawsuit Against Basically Every Social Media Company For… ‘Being A Public Nuisance’

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 25 Jan, 2023 @ 02:43pm

  "Save the children!!"

• On the post: Guy Who Boasted Of Hanging Out With The ‘First Guy To Storm The Capital’ Loses Libel Suit Against Person Who Pointed This Out

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 25 Jan, 2023 @ 12:50pm

  "I want to be a schmuck without being called a schmuck" is such a bizarre mentality that way too many people share.

• On the post: Twitter Makes It Official: No More 3rd Party Clients Allowed

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 20 Jan, 2023 @ 10:09pm

  He's worth 151.8 billion. I'm thinking he's just flushing Twitter down the toilet because he's pissed that he was forced to buy it after batting it around like a cat does to a mouse, and he can afford it. Typical petulant child throwing a temper tantrum just to get attention.

• On the post: Starlink Is ‘Forced’ To Finally Start Caring About The System’s Light Pollution And Harm To Scientific Research

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 20 Jan, 2023 @ 09:34pm

  To be fair, the current FCC is far better than the Trump appointed piece-Ajit Pai FCC that did its best to sell everyone out to the mega corporations and throw a party to shove it in everyone's face. But yeah, still no teeth.

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