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• On the post: Colorado Catholic Group Spent Millions On Sensitive Grindr Data To Shame Priests

  

  That Anonymous Coward ( profile ), 14 Mar, 2023 @ 06:56am

  giggles Aww fuckwit... Grindr doesn't have many face pics on it, because there are assholes in the world who look for gays to bash using the app. One can see many headless torsos, asses, crotches... but face pics are dangerous because of those loving religious types who think they need to kill us simply for existing. You understand that the data these assholes bought was on the open market and there was NOTHING stopping the CCP from acquiring it right?? TikTok is a boogeymen who scared xenophobic white guys think is evil while ignoring that all the data is for sale to anyone with cash from so many places. In closing, you're a fuckwit and please fsck all the way off. Bye Felecia.

• On the post: Colorado Catholic Group Spent Millions On Sensitive Grindr Data To Shame Priests

  

  That Anonymous Coward ( profile ), 14 Mar, 2023 @ 06:51am

  Nah some wealthy busy bodies doing 'gods work' making sure they get rid of all teh gays.

• On the post: Colorado Catholic Group Spent Millions On Sensitive Grindr Data To Shame Priests

  

  That Anonymous Coward ( profile ), 14 Mar, 2023 @ 06:50am

  The Grindr data from CPAC would be more useful.

• On the post: It’s One API, Michael. What Could It Cost? $42,000 Per Month?

  

  That Anonymous Coward ( profile ), 14 Mar, 2023 @ 05:01am

  "fuckwit you need to provide evidence rather than demand others do the work to prove or disprove your hallucinations" That is a shitty citation, citations are meant to be links to direct information... not some raging fuckwit saying read this whole twitter account to find the things I claim are there. Umm fuck no. That's like saying 'I can prove covid isn't real!! just goto google.com' You want people to believe you, you provide actual evidence. Links to the tweets you claim prove the fantasy in your head. I'm a bit of a stickler for this because I had to document, cite, & support every single claim I made about Prenda and the rest because honestly they thought I was fscking crazy when I brought it up. No law firm would do this... they did. No lawyer would so this... they did. No way they would put the porn online themselves... they did. No lawyer would show up at a targets home & try to talk them into a much worse deal... they did. No lawyer would have a straw defendant to go after others, then fsck up and threaten the defendant after promising he would get a pass... they did. I compiled a bunch of actual facts, so that others could verify what I was saying was true. It was never just go read everything on PACER with their name on it. It's cute when the fuckwit calls me a dumbass when he can't even mange a single citation without screwing the pooch. Try harder or here's a crazy idea... consider perhaps you ARE a fuckwit and perhaps its time to stop proving how much of a fuckwit you are by babbling incoherently online about things you obviously have no grasp of... like reality.

• On the post: It’s One API, Michael. What Could It Cost? $42,000 Per Month?

  

  That Anonymous Coward ( profile ), 14 Mar, 2023 @ 04:49am

  I'm a little confused, he said he was gonna disregard your posts, and he's posting these long pages of diatribe flailing like an idiot responding to you.

• On the post: It’s One API, Michael. What Could It Cost? $42,000 Per Month?

  

  That Anonymous Coward ( profile ), 14 Mar, 2023 @ 04:46am

  Bless your heart works too...

• On the post: It’s One API, Michael. What Could It Cost? $42,000 Per Month?

  

  That Anonymous Coward ( profile ), 14 Mar, 2023 @ 04:44am

  But it's really hard for all of us to try and emasculate you when you insist on slamming that sad excuse for a cock in the door over and over....

• On the post: It’s One API, Michael. What Could It Cost? $42,000 Per Month?

  

  That Anonymous Coward ( profile ), 14 Mar, 2023 @ 04:41am

  OMG... The feds give people money via tax returns!!!! That means everyone who gets one is on the government payroll and everytime they flag a fuckwit its a 1st amendment violation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or something...

• On the post: Los Angeles Police Union Decides Maybe It’s Better If Cops Aren’t Asked To Be First Responders

  

  That Anonymous Coward ( profile ), 14 Mar, 2023 @ 04:38am

  Heh I wonder if someone informed the cops that payouts are coming out of their budget moving forward.

• On the post: Can A Robot Lawyer Defend Itself Against Class Action Lawsuit For Unauthorized Practice Of Law

  

  That Anonymous Coward ( profile ), 13 Mar, 2023 @ 11:48pm

  No welcome to the big leagues, no govern yourself accordingly... pfft.

• On the post: It’s One API, Michael. What Could It Cost? $42,000 Per Month?

  

  That Anonymous Coward ( profile ), 13 Mar, 2023 @ 11:46pm

  clears throat CITATION NEEDED. If they were on the record you should have linked to them, unless you mean that imaginary record in your head. Any fuckwit can claim there is evidence that supports their claims, but to move past being seen as a fuckwit you need to provide evidence rather than demand others do the work to prove or disprove your hallucinations. So roll out this awesome evidence, maybe include notes about exactly how much meth you smoked to see the connections. Also... Fuckwit.

• On the post: Can A Robot Lawyer Defend Itself Against Class Action Lawsuit For Unauthorized Practice Of Law

  

  That Anonymous Coward ( profile ), 13 Mar, 2023 @ 05:02pm

  So someone trained a LLM on Preda's cases and called it a lawyer?

• On the post: City Builder Game Taken Down By DMCA Abuse Back Online After Several Weeks

  

  That Anonymous Coward ( profile ), 13 Mar, 2023 @ 04:54pm

  Well they also said the NSA would never spy on us so.... Why do we keep believing the lies?

• On the post: It’s One API, Michael. What Could It Cost? $42,000 Per Month?

  

  That Anonymous Coward ( profile ), 13 Mar, 2023 @ 04:50pm

  Something about a banana stand... They missed putting bolts into steering wheels on his watch AND NO ONE CAUGHT IT BEFORE THEY WERE SOLD. Perhaps he isn't a galaxy brain genius that "everyone" seems to think he is... He whipped his dick out at random female & then bought her a horse to keep quiet... WHO DOES THAT? Has he taken over a company and not immediately mounted a cute VP? I can't wait to see him try to dam the colorado river next to his company town.

• On the post: Arkansas: No Need To Age Verify Kids Working In Meat Processing Plants, But We Must Age Verify Kids Online

  

  That Anonymous Coward ( profile ), 10 Mar, 2023 @ 12:38pm

  Something something a majority of the children discovered working in the factories were immigrants or undocumented... Of course the local agency charged with oversight never ever saw anything, yet the reporters just watched the parking lot for the night shift and talked to the little kids who freely said how old they were. Besides with their little hands and bodies, we have less down time on the machines because we don't need to take them apart like we should for adults... I'm sure its fine if they don't 100% clean the machines...

• On the post: Reddit Pushes Back On Idiotic Unmasking Fishing Expedition By Movie Studios

  

  That Anonymous Coward ( profile ), 07 Mar, 2023 @ 09:22pm

  But but but its IP our most valuable thing, we don't need actual evidence!! We just want the right to sue anyone with money, so take this list of maybe sorta kinda related to anything posts and decide that the evil evil ISP should have protected us via magic. JFC. ISP - Pay us a "tax" because your users use more & you never pay us! Streamer - Uh how about no. We pay to put our traffic online, sorry if you never built out your network to handle the demands of your users. Trolls - Pay us because you should be spying on every single user & taking action based on conjecture & rumor otherwise you are just profiting by helping them "steal" our content! ISP - What the fsck are you talking about? You send thousands of notices based on "science" that's never been reviewed, can't target an actual person, and just want the court to make the person who pays the bill pay you a bunch of money for things you can't remotely prove they did. Reddit - Umm dude posted about Comcast sucking, what in the fsck does this have to do with anything you idiots? Court - You're all guilty and must pay a billion dollars!

• On the post: Elon’s (Good?) New DMCA Policy Appears To Be The Result Of Lots Of Confusion & Misunderstanding

  

  That Anonymous Coward ( profile ), 07 Mar, 2023 @ 09:12pm

  Elmo, where the last person to talk to him can get the cookie.

• On the post: Facial Recognition Pitches In To Help Cops Arrest A Maryland Man For A Crime He Didn’t Commit

  

  That Anonymous Coward ( profile ), 03 Mar, 2023 @ 02:50pm

  You might not be able to block them from using it because the public will fall for the hype & fear... The much better solution is when it is wrong, there is an award paid to the falsely accused that is very public and very large. Imagine putting the accused in this case in front of a judge to look at him and the video & the questions the Judge would ask about when the human reviewer was declared legally blind. Until there is a penalty that hurts, they will keep pushing tech to be the answer even when the tech is a complete failure.

• On the post: Another Day, Another Blatant Attack On The 1st Amendment From The Florida GOP

  

  That Anonymous Coward ( profile ), 03 Mar, 2023 @ 02:44pm

  Another fun fact I picked up over at JoeMyGod.com Brodeur first appeared on JMG in 2011 when as a member of the Florida House he introduced a bill that made it a crime for doctors to ask potentially mentally ill patients if they owned guns. Brodeur was elected to the Florida Senate in November 2022 after a “ghost candidate” siphoned votes away from a challenger with a similar name. Brodeur was accused of planting the fake candidate by imprisoned Matt Gaetz crony Joel Greenberg.

• On the post: Appeals Court Dumps Another Coal Company CEO’s Defamation Suit, Says Mislabeling Convicted CEO Not Actually Libelous

  

  That Anonymous Coward ( profile ), 03 Mar, 2023 @ 02:39pm

  And they keep telling me there aren't different laws based on wealth and power. Does nothing to change my belief that humans are fscking stupid. 29 people died so he could save money & the fine is a joke.

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