Kristi Noem, DHS Again Getting Shitty Because Tech Tools Are Being Used To Warn People About ICE
from the oh-the-irony dept
Suck it up, shitbirds. You’re the beneficiaries of full-throated support from a megalomaniac who has just untied the purse strings and dumped pretty much everything in it into ICE’s back pocket. ICE is on its way to becoming the largest law enforcement recipient of federal tax dollars, and yet the head of its controlling entity can’t stop herself from whining about the public utilizing what little resources it has to keep people from walking into ICE traps.
This isn’t DHS/ICE’s first brush with having consumer-grade surveillance tech wielded against it. Just as the FBI was shocked to learn years before, the ubiquity of doorbell cameras now means it’s possible to warn people that law enforcement is active in the area. Those efforts have amped up in response to ICE’s exponential increase in aggressive actions, turning Ring cameras into force multipliers for the people with the least amount of power.
The government wasn’t happy about that, despite having spent years cozying up to Ring in hopes of creating a public-private mesh network of always-on surveillance cameras across the nation. Finding out this network could also be used against it was a direct consequence of its actions, albeit one the better-funded, more powerful entities somehow didn’t see coming.
Crowd sourcing is still a thing, as ICE was less than delighted to discover earlier this year. An app created solely for the purpose of reporting ICE activity zoomed up the App Store charts. Downloads then increased again once the DHS started complaining about it, Streisanding its perceived opponent by being unable to resist taking the bait.
The new competitor to the arena of ICE-thwarting is none other than Waze, the traffic/map tool acquired by Google. Waze has always been a target of law enforcement bitching, thanks to users being able to add cop/speed trap warnings to maps to alert others of hidden cops.
While Waze and its new corporate owner always take care to say things about preventing the tech from being used to undermine law enforcement operations, it’s highly unlikely this actually matters to parent company Alphabet. But these are the things that must be said in order to limit the amount of time spent testifying before congressional committees.
Google Maps users appear to know the parent company might be on the lookout for things that make the government unhappy. That’s why coded language is being added to maps that might evade algorithmic review while still offering people a heads up on impending (or ongoing) ICE raids in their immediate area.
It’s summer in south Florida, the land of eternal warmth. Driving in Palm Beach County — home to Mar-a-Lago — the windows are up, and the AC is blasting to counter the oppressive heat and humidity outside. A warning pops up on the Waze navigation app: “Icy road ahead.”
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“I heard from a friend that it’s pretty icy over by Mission Donuts today,” one user posted on Reddit, in Oceanside, southern California in June. “Icy conditions 🧊 🥶 SIZE: between 4-7 officers,” someone commented in another forum for Cleveland residents. Chicagoans are used to icy roads in winter, but the sudden number of alerts in spring and summer led to a whole thread explaining what was going on.
This is all very innocuous. And it relies on people actually utilizing Waze to make it worth anything. It’s a simple way to spread bad news and warn people. It also may be more subterfuge than is absolutely necessary. It may fool algorithms but it won’t fool cops/ICE/etc. monitoring Waze for messages like these, giving them the power to downvote these warnings into nonexistence.
But, like the idiot she is, Kristi Noem couldn’t help but overreact to this reporting — an act of stupidity compounded by her obvious ignorance of the law.
“This sure looks like obstruction of justice,” Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem said in a statement to CNN. “Our brave ICE law enforcement is already facing a nearly 1000% increase in assaults against them. If you obstruct or assault our law enforcement, we will hunt you down and you will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.”
First, a “1000% increase” just means 100 more assaults than last year, which is hardly the apocalyptic explosion of anti-ICE violence the DHS hopes most citizens will believe it to be when this stat is delivered without its underlying context.
Second, warning people of police activity isn’t “obstruction.” It’s actually — in most cases — protected speech. Obstruction means actively preventing law enforcement from carrying out its objectives. Warning people away from areas where ICE is currently active doesn’t actually “obstruct” anything. The government can’t legally claim that arresting fewer people than it thought it would is evidence of anything, much less “obstruction of justice.” (Also, ICE raids have little, if anything, to do with the commonly accepted definition of the word “justice.” Unfortunately, that’s not the legal definition of the word “justice,” at least not when it comes to bullshit obstruction charges for Waze pin drops.)
It doesn’t matter how the DHS chooses to spin this. The fact that citizens and residents are turning to cheap, ubiquitous tech tools to save others from the malicious goals of this administration says plenty about how this government is operating and how much it prefers to inflict pain, rather than serve any sort of truly useful purpose. The government may have plenty of power, but there are still several ways to blunt its effectiveness. And whether Kristi Noem likes it or not, most of these options are not only completely legal, but also readily available to anyone who wants to be the sand in the gears of Trump’s malicious machinery.
Filed Under: dhs, ice, kristi noem, mass deportation, trump administration
Companies: alphabet, waze


Comments on “Kristi Noem, DHS Again Getting Shitty Because Tech Tools Are Being Used To Warn People About ICE”
I’m quite sure that, being the asshole she and everybody in this govt are, it hasn’t occurred to her that when people start to coordinate massively against stuff the govt is doing maybe, just maybe, the govt is in the wrong and should rethink their tactics.
The orange emperor and his goons couldn’t care less about it as long as they can keep being assholes towards whoever they don’t like of course.
Well, I guess Waze won’t make it to the “Trump App Store” into “Trump OS” on “Trump Phone”.
ICE should really create its own app, with fake officer positions, fake arrests count (i.e. above 3k a day) and constantly raising ICE assaults percentage to please National Drama-queen Noem.
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In 2027: “ICE has successfully deported 550 million drug dealers and rapists.”
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Completed that for you. You’re welcome.
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I didn’t know that adjudicated rapist Donald Trump emigrated from Africa. Are we sure he’s legally allowed to be president? Someone should check his birth certificate just to make sure.
(Also: You’re a racist cunt.)
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TIL: Stating bigots’ positions makes one just as bigoted. Either that, or you yourself are a closet bigot who doesn’t like this shit being called out.
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You “completed” their post in a way that looked bigoted to me. That you weren’t clear enough with the intent of your post was your mistake, not mine.
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Correction: That you can’t see quotation marks clearly enough to realize the person was quoting a position not necessarily their own is your mistake, not AC’s.
Re: Open Source to the rescue
I really think we should create an app to…ahem…”help” ICE, to make it clear that agents are everywhere arresting everybody. The poor agents need it to keep Noem and the orange emperor happy.
Ice and dhs view the American people as the enemy. As long as that continues they will be treated the same.
You forget that in faschism the dear leader says what is a crime or not. So the Gnome “I spoke to many world leaders” will make the icy roads into an obstruction.
So the tactics will need to change a bit...
I expect that the warning messages to evolve in response so that they are encouraging folks to avoid the area so the “Infallible Community Enforcers” (ice) aren’t impeded or otherwise slow down in their “Unquestionably Honnorifically Good” (uhg).
After all, if users are plainly advocating for “ice”, what politician is going to attack that? (rhetorical… but!)
Without context and tone, there’s no way to tell it’s actually sarcasm (or would this be sardonic?).
(I’d like to keep my actual opinion separate from this little nugget. As a technical question, it’s interesting… probably too interesting)
I interpret the later half as saying “and sadly corpses aren’t prosecutable”.
Although, on the other hand, I hear ICE is good at kidnapping and not so good in courts. So maybe not.
Turns out the snowflakes are just ice.
While we're having fun here
“There are a bunch of black guys, but not the ones born that way.”
“They’re playing ‘Under Pressure’.”
I hear people in China you creative and adapting euphemisms to dodge government censorship.
It’s probably safe to call the US taking on that trait of China to be a warning sign.
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The grass mud horse rides again.
Kristi Noem says a lot of things. She’s illegitimate, like the rest of the Trump regime. Nothing they say matters unless someone’s standing there with a gun to enforce it. And if someone’s standing there with a gun to enforce it, it only matters so long as that person is standing and has a gun.
Whatever happend to 'If you've done nothing you have nothing to hide?'
The real kicker is if they were actually doing what they claimed and only going after ‘the worst of the worst’, following the law while they did it, the public would likely be all on board with their efforts and if anything would be making apps to draw attention to the dangerous criminals they claim to be after.
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The problem they have is that if they were going after only “the worst of the worst”, it still implies two really awful things:
Neither one is a good look on its own, but taken together, it underscores both the intentional racism and the complete ignorance of the GOP and its (dear) leader.
Well, just Like ICE, Kristi Noem’s face tends to melt.
TIL
…that ICE is a contraction of
I
Can’t
Even.
Also, Noem really enjoys cosplay, but “Kristie’s Kosplay Kops” has an unfortunate reference in American history.