Trump FCC Pick Thinks Broadband Caps Are Great, Likens Them To Coffee Refills(?)

from the you-see-it's-just-like-a-nespresso-machine dept

As we recently noted, the FCC has announced that’s finally “taking a look at” broadband usage caps. We’ve noted for decades how such limits are completely artificial, technically unnecessary constructs that exist specifically so your local telecom monopoly can rip you off. They don’t “manage congestion,” they exist exclusively to price gouge captive broadband customers trapped in markets without competition.

It’s embarrassing (and a clear sign of corruption) that U.S. regulators haven’t taken aim earlier.

To be clear: the Biden FCC only says they’re going to take a look at the problem. That doesn’t mean the inquiry will result in any substantive action. That still was enough to set off the FCC’s two Trump-approved Republican commissioners, Brendan (TikTok is the Devil) Carr, and Nathan Simington.

Simington’s complaint about the FCC’s inquiry into broadband caps is particularly entertaining, because he tries to trot out coffee shops as a weird metaphor to explain why government should let monopolies rip customers off, and it just makes no coherent sense:

“Suppose we were a different FCC, the Federal Coffee Commission, and rather than regulating the price of coffee (which we have vowed not to do), we instead implement a regulation whereby consumers are entitled to free refills on their coffees. What effects might follow? Well, I predict three things could happen: either cafés stop serving small coffees, or cafés charge a lot more for small coffees, or cafés charge a little more for all coffees.”

Just…no. Broadband is not coffee. The telecom industry is not, you’ll be surprised to learn, remotely like coffee retail operations. Bandwidth capacity doesn’t function like coffee beans, and this weird comparison only goes to illustrate why some folks thought that Trump’s appointment to the FCC, a guy with no telecom experience, might have been a poor choice as it pertains to the public interest.

We’ve talked with telecom CEOs like Dane Jasper who’ve made it clear that broadband usage caps are about leveraging monopoly power to exploit captive customers. Worse, these artificial limits and surcharges give telecom monopolies additional power to prioritize their own services, harming internet services competition. It’s the entire reason the whole net neutrality fight took root.

Broadband caps exist specifically so regional monopolies can charge captive customers (who already overpay for service due to regulatory capture and market failure) even more money for absolutely no technical reason. That’s not my opinion. Comcast’s own leaked documents say this.

If there’s a stupid metaphor at play, it would be as if a coffee chain implemented a coffee lid on top of its cups that only let you take sips of coffee you already probably overpaid for at allotted intervals if you paid extra per sip. Usage caps are stupid. This metaphor is stupid. Regulatory capture is stupid.

What are Simington and Carr actually upset about? They’re concerned that if the FCC outlaws usage caps, it will then just be a hop, skip, and a jump toward “rate regulation,” which among telecom executives (and the politicians and think tanks paid to love them) is the worst horror imaginable.

But a layer beneath that is the real worry: that the FCC might take aim at concentrated monopoly power and prevent companies like AT&T and Comcast from extracting monopoly rents on captive customers. Either by directly limiting how much these monopolies can charge, stopping pointless mergers, or by driving new competition to market. Make no mistake: Carr and Simington represent the interests of the biggest telecoms here, not the actual public or broader market interests. It’s not really subtle.

The thing is: it’s a baseless worry. I’d be surprised if the Biden FCC actually ends with a successful ban on usage caps. To be clear, the Democratic FCC is far better on consumer broadband issues than Republicans. But they’re still too afraid to even acknowledge that monopoly exists or causes harm in public-facing statements, much less propose any solutions that get to the heart of the matter.

There’s many reasons why. One, the obvious: telecoms spend an estimated $320,000 every single day lobbying the government for favorable policy. That’s a lopsided battle even before you get to the policy drafting table. Two, companies like AT&T and Comcast are bone-grafted to our domestic surveillance apparatus, making real accountability for predatory behavior extremely hard to come by.

The idea that the Biden FCC is going to suddenly engage in rampant “rate regulation” is a scare-mongering fiction. It keeps libertarians up late in their soggy bedclothes, but it’s not real. Here in the real world, we’re looking at a very real possibility that a corrupt Supreme Court just effectively made federal broadband consumer protection all but illegal. Any effort to ban caps will be buried in lawsuits.

It’s always this way in U.S. telecom. Predatory, government-coddled monopolies dominate most communities nationwide, resulting in high prices, spotty access, slow speeds and annoying restrictions. And pretty much any effort to do anything about it is portrayed as some kind of radical over-reach by regulators, even if the action in question (like banning harmful usage caps) is common sense and would have happened twenty years earlier in a functioning and competently regulated democracy.

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Anonymous Coward says:

Broadband usage caps make about as much sense as power companies charging for both a total KWH and the voltage level of your power lines[0].

[0] For those who don’t have the background on how electrical energy is measured: an over simplification is: Kilowatt hours is Watts * hours. Watts = Voltage * amperage. So your voltage is already factored into KWH

Anonymous Coward says:

Nathan Simington is literally a moron.

He believes “demons” can “come through telephone wires and posess people” and thats apparently why people make an onlyfans page.

Demonic posession. Seriously. the guy is a complete whackjob.

He claims because he has a bachelor of music (in violin) that this makes him more than qualified to handle technical computer “stuff”…..

because violins and PCs are apparently the same thing.

egftechman (profile) says:

unpopular opinion here...

Instead of doing caps and throttling and shit like that, maybe internet should metered like electricity, water, gas, etc.. Like a $5-$50 connection fee depending on max bitrate desired (similar to service size for electricity, or pipe size for water) and then whatever fraction of a penny per GB used (similar to Watthour or gallons on the other utility example). It really would be the fairest way to make the heavy users pay their share and sparse users not subsidizing the larger users that the “all you can eat buffet” model produces.

This comment has been deemed insightful by the community.
James Burkhardt (profile) says:

Re:

excepting that the cost to the ISP is not, in fact, proportional to the GB used. Electricity, water, and gas all can be generalized to a per-unit cost. Prodicing more of the commodity has a marginal cost to the provider, who must therefore be compensated. unlike these 3, the cost of providing internet service is largely unchanged regardless of usage. THe costs are largely fixed costs – maintenance and technology upgrades that would cost the same regardless of individual usage.

The problem is growth is no longer cheaply availible. Metered usage solves that by being almost pure profit. Extra money with little added expense.

The actual issues the all you can eat model impose are simply in the moment congestion, and metering doesn’t solve those issues. They could be handled, even pre-empted in some cases, by planning for capacity upgrades, but that doesn’t increase stagnant revenue. The fair way is to honestly disclose what ‘heavy’ usage is, and translate heavy users over to the ‘business’ class service (rename it the pro tier and idiots will willingly pay extra for the same service), to pay their fair share for capacity upgrades and increased fixed maintenance costs, not metering.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re:

People think of water in small units, such as litres or gallons, but my local utility actually bills by the cubic metre. It’s like a dollar or two per cubic metre, which is 1,000 litres.

Were internet usage billed like water, it might be like 10 cents per terabyte, and we probably wouldn’t be all that concerned. But it’s more like buying water in small bottles, where you end up paying a thousand times any reasonable cost (unless you’re using cellular service, in which case it’s a hell of a lot more than that).

You may be surprised to learn that fixed-price water service was extremely common in Canada 50 years ago. Treating a cubic metre requires a calculable amount of chemicals, but, really, most of the cost is in building the infrastructure. That’s even more true for internet access.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Suppose the highways were like the net...

“A highway hundreds of lanes wide. Most with pitfalls for potholes. Privately operated bridges and overpasses. No highway patrol. A couple of rent-a-cops on bicycles with broken whistles. 500 member vigilante posses with nuclear weapons. A minimum of 237 on ramps at every intersection. ”

https://www.gdargaud.net/Humor/Highway.html

Anonymous Coward says:

Re:

Good beans are actually somewhat expensive. If we’re gonna compare internet access to a drink, compare it to water. It’s a necessity, and is cheap and abundant for those who can get “utility” pricing. Water’s cheap enough that, even today, some uses aren’t even metered (we have a few city drinking fountains plumbed into fire hydrants; similarly, streetlights, bus shelters, etc., mostly use unmetered electricity).

Maybe if someone wanted 25 Gbit/s internet access, it’d be reasonable to meter that—although, in fact, EPB (Chattanooga), Google Fiber, and Init7 (Switzerland) all give unlimited access. Metering sub-gigabit service just seems absurd.

philip says:

Broadband Caps

There’s another part of the problem. Legislators — even the one who want to understand — do not understand the phenomena they are legislating about. It’s too complicated and specialized. When railroads were engaging in the same kind of practises, members of congress had some passing experience with railroad pricing. Today, ignorance is rampant.
Remember when a (Republican) Senator, while taking testimony from the Director of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, asked: What do we need this for? If I want to know the weather, I just look up Accuweather on my smart phone?

Anonymous Coward says:

Re:

It’s a good thing that congressional members are afforded budgets to hire staff, no one is an expert at everything (no matter what they may tell you) so you hire someone with knowledge and experience in the field in question.

Now, it would be nice if our esteemed representatives were to take advantage of this most gracious offer, but there are some representatives who only hire those who agree with the bs.

ECA (profile) says:

Lets ask.

How old is that person..
It wasnt long ago, that you paid for Coffee and had free refills, as long as you sat there. It made for FRESH COFFEE for everyone.
And dont talk about over priced. The old coffee cans were 3 pounds, for $5. and they could make 100’s of cups of Coffee.

And lets not TALK about ALL gov. offices being CUT BACK to nothing. They all lack enforcement and inspection abilities.

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