Funniest/Most Insightful Comments Of The Week At Techdirt

from the new-year,-new-comments dept

This week, both our winning comments on the insightful side come in response to worrisome ruling in California that denied Section 230 protections to Snapchat because it has disappearing messages. In first place, it’s radix with thoughts on the potential implications:

I can’t wait for every document shredding company to be swept up in every mail fraud case. 🙄

In second place, it’s an anonymous comment from an exchange about what exactly the ruling means:

But allowing an intentional design feature, transient messages, to be considered as possibly a defective design is also very worrying.

For editor’s choice on the insightful side, we’ve got two comments about the Utah governor who is absolutely positive that social media harms kids. First, it’s blakestacey expanding on a couple of specific points in our post:

However, many of the studies also agree that for a small — but still important — group of teens, social media can exacerbate existing mental health problems, when they seek to use it alone as a kind of medication, allowing them to go deeper.

And of course, adults never do this.

That’s not to say there isn’t some sort of mental health crisis going on these days. Almost every expert believes there absolutely is.

One thing’s for sure: This cannot have anything whatsoever to do with the fact that the world is shit and on fire.

Next, it’s an anonymous response to the Governor saying he’s seen the negative effects on his own kids:

Could it he is the cause of their problems by being over authoritarian, and control everything that they do?

Over on the funny side, for our first place winner we head back to last week’s round-up of the annual winning comments, where one commenter wondered what happens to comments that come in on that post. But I pull comments from Sunday through Saturday each week for these posts, making those comments eligible for this eek. So Pixelation‘s reply handily won in contradiction of itself:

They are lost in the void, never to be counted. An ignominious ending for great comments.

(However in case you are wondering, it did not rack up so many votes that it should have been a late addition to the annual winners.)

In second place, it’s a simple anonymous comment on our post about sending cops to search classrooms for controversial books:

Happy new year 1984!

For editor’s choice on the funny side, we start out with an anonymous comment responding to the assertion that corn subsidies are mainly driving biofuel:

High Fructose Corn Syrup has entered the chat.

Finally, we head back to our post about the governor of Utah for one last anonymous suggestion:

Utah is going about this all wrong

The real way to keep kids off of social media is to make it required and establish minimum post quotas.

That’s all for this week, folks!


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TKnarr (profile) says:

But allowing an intentional design feature, transient messages, to be considered as possibly a defective design is also very worrying.

I don’t know, we’ve a long history of exactly that. The design of the gas tank on the Ford Pinto is probably the canonical example.

The question, I think, is more which parties should be considered when deciding whether the impact of a design decision makes it defective by design or not.

Anonymous Coward says:

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The Pinto gas tank was a defective design, in that it ruptured all too easily endangering life and limb. Deleting messages after they have been read or similar is not a defective design, it just annoys cops who think that every electronic communication should be preserved and made available to them on demand.

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Anonymous Coward says:

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it just annoys cops who think that every electronic communication should be preserved and made available to them on demand.

More anti-police hate speech on this depraved site.

The only two groups that readers feel so free to express hatred towards are White men and law enforcement. And Jews, too, I guess.

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Anonymous Coward says:

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Man, oh, man. You really had me going there for a moment.

“unfair, race-based contempt that successful white men … are subjected to”.

You mean like Joe Biden, Anthony Fauci, Edward Snowden, and Aaron Schwartz?

You really should put a ‘/s’ on your posts, or people will think you are serious!

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That One Guy (profile) says:

Re: Re: Re:3 Swing and a pair of misses

You know exactly what’s hateful about the anti-police narrative that’s pushed here relentlessly, and the unfair, race-based contempt that successful White men like Elon Musk are subjected to.

Anti-corruption isn’t anti-police unless you want to put forth the idea that corruption is so intrinsic to the police that it’s a core part of the profession, in which case you just insulted them way more than any of the articles here ever have.

As for poor little Elon a valiant effort but his race isn’t why he gets mocked and criticized, as anyone who actually reads the articles he comes up in could tell.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Re: Re:3

Oh, I’m pretty sure the hate is irrational and not based in at least several centuries of history…

Like, for example, the first policemen being slave catchers, for instance.

Also, I’m very, very sure that Elon “father owned an emerald mine” Musk was one of the very last benefactors of… apartheid. Which has its roots in European colonization.

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Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Re: Re:4

Also, I’m very, very sure that Elon “father owned an emerald mine” Musk was one of the very last benefactors of… apartheid. Which has its roots in European colonization.

You lie so shamelessly, you anti-African scum!

via BI: “Elon Musk really was telling the truth by saying his father Errol never owned an emerald mine, biographer says”:

“In January, Elon Musk said ‘the fake emerald mine thing is so annoying (sigh),’ when his mother, Maye Musk, shared a CBS News article on Twitter that made the same claims.

Well, it turns out that Elon Musk was telling the truth.

Walter Isaacson revealed in Elon Musk’s biography, released this week, that Errol Musk never owned a mine.”

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Re: Re:6

Considering the amount of times Errol Musk have told people about the emerald mine and then later admitting that some of the business around it wasn’t entirely legal I wouldn’t be surprised that they are now trying to white-wash that whole story.

And this particular troll you are responding to is just another disingenuous asshole who uses “your are a racist” or variants of it as a stupid gotcha to defend other assholes. Talk about being stupid as a rock.

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