Tech Secrets Of A Colombian Cocaine Cartel

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Anonymous writes “As you may be aware, Colombian cartels have spent billions to build one of the world’s most sophisticated IT infrastructures. According to Business 2.0 senior writer Paul Kaihla, the Cali cartel has a larger IT infrastructure with a higher level of security than Microsoft. In an in-depth report, Kaihla uncovers how technology from household name companies in the U.S. and around the world are helping the underground world smuggle more dope than anyone would think possible.”

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clayton the claw says:

Re: job openings at our family business

hi there,

recent business restructuring results in several opening in our IT dept. You should know the usual IT b.s. (web, networking, blah blah blah…). In addition, our unique industry requires a few more requirements:

* efficiency with Uzi, M16, handguns and willing to apply your skills in hostile take-over situations.

* no fear of blood, even in large amounts…either of some-else or your own.

* knowledge of Nazi/Communist torture techniques is a definite asset.

We realized that only a select few would meet the above requirements, and therefore we offer the chosen few the following benefits as part of compensation package:

* 200K+ in salary, DOE.
* Swiss bank account
* death insurance benefits.
* family protection program

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Please send all resumes and enquiries to

don’t call us, we’ll pick you up.

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