Border Czar Tom Homan Says The Glove Tasering Will Continue Until Morale Improves
from the ride-the-lightning,-plebes dept
We’ve moved into a new era where the administration’s constant cruelty, violence, and actual murders simply aren’t enough to keep Trump appeased or entertained. ICE is now goosing its arrest numbers by arresting holders of expired visas at domestic airports. Now we’re being treated to additional abject cruelty in the places where boots are on the ground.
An option only rarely secured by agencies that oversee jails — confined areas filled with convicted criminals that might need more immediate response alternatives — is now the subject of a $20 million no-bid contract. Once fulfilled, this will outfit any number of federal immigration officers with gloves capable of standing in for Tasers.
And while the company selling these G.L.O.V.Es (Generated Low Output Voltage Emitters) has draped itself with CYA fine print to offload any eventual deaths/maiming on owner/operators, it’s really just giving them all they need to joy buzzer people into submission/death while absolving themselves of their contributory actions.
Hell, the owner’s manual even pretends Excited Delirium is an actual medical condition, even when the AMA (and others) refuse to recognize a “syndrome” that somehow is only witnessed by cops who have restrained someone to death. It rephrases this as an “Agitated Chaotic Event (ACE)”, which would suggest that agitation and chaos are things cops bring the restraint party while simultaneously suggesting agitation and chaos are things in need of additional force deployment.
Managing chaos in a prison might call for some immediate incapacitation options. But ICE et al are operating out in the open. Any situation that’s uncontrollable is largely the fault of officers who’ve never been properly trained to do the job they’re now doing. CBP historically has handled illegal border crossings, patrolling southern deserts and/or pitching in with Border Patrol operations at border crossing points. Prior to Trump’s revamp of ICE to focus entirely on any migrant anywhere in the nation, ICE spent most of its time handling the customs side of its purview.
Now, every DHS agency (and plenty of voluntolds from the FBI, DEA, ATF, US Marshals Service, etc.) is a masked jump-out squad participating in open-air ambushes and kidnappings. Unsurprisingly, they’re so bad at it that they routinely murder people literally any other law enforcement agency would arrest peacefully, if not ignore completely.
Having realized no one is up for the task — especially since ICE has drastically cut back its training regime while simultaneously loosening entry requirements — the government must now rely on increased violence to meet its arrest goals.
Enter the G.L.O.V.E. And enter Tom Homan, who just sees this as the next step in the “truth, justice, and the American way” continuum:
White House border czar Tom Homan defended Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s plan to give officers gloves that deliver painful electric shocks, calling them a tool to help officers end confrontations without using deadly force.
“It’s another device to help someone get compliant when they are not,” Homan said Thursday in an interview on Fox News Channel’s “Fox & Friends.” “You can’t just go from 0 to 100, right, and the first thing you go for is lethal force.”
Well, what’s wrong with whips? I mean, that’s a historic method that was used to great effect to make non-whites fall in line while slavery was still the operative policy, as well as for years after the slaves had been freed. How about fire hoses? That takes us all the way up to the mid-60s, where meeting “0 to 100” midway meant pinning people to the wall with water pressure meant to subdue industrial fires.
Why is shocking people with electrified gloves suddenly a smart option when ICE, CBP, etc. have never had to rely on this tech prior to this point? Homan pretends it’s about compliance when it’s really about subjugation and maximum pain infliction. He says the gloves are something that sits between the “0 to 100” scale of law enforcement violence, deliberately ignoring the fact that ICE officers will choose the option closest to 100 no matter where on the 0-100 scale the threat level actually is.
If we could trust immigration officers to not murder people simply because they’re (1) inconvenient or (2) driving vehicles, we might be able to accept a “compliance” tool in limited situations, like detention centers or border crossings. But Homan — and the agencies he (sort of) represents — want to see these used everywhere, all the time. Why limit yourself to punching someone when you can immobilize them before handing out a beating? Why consider de-escalation when everything you wear and everything you hear from your supervisors says do unto others first.
A nation that has still managed to raise its voice against Trump despite being beaten, shot, stripped of due process rights, and depicted as “garbage” from “shithole countries” is going to be silenced, immobilized, and violated by officers who now get to add stealth stun options to the “roving death squad” loadout they’ve preferred ever since Trump took office again. Homan is just here to blame the victims for their own injuries or deaths.
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Comments on “Border Czar Tom Homan Says The Glove Tasering Will Continue Until Morale Improves”
Sounds like he needs a tazer glove to the balls until he either becomes compliant or can’t spread his seed.
The bare minimum that any Democrat candidate for president needs to offer now is “as soon as I take office, I will abolish ICE, then DHS”.
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I would add the insistence that the next Democrat administration prosecute and bury ICE agents under the jail for blatant rights violations and further bar any government contract going to any company that hires anyone even tangentially associated with ICE.
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Instead we’ll get more female employees, body cams, and marked vehicles. “See, it’s totally not the gestapo anymore!”
Unless and until the democrats stop trying to pander to the right, it’s business as usual in a tailored suit.
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Any system in need of reform often has to be torn down first. It’s called “reform” for a reason.
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If voters understood how the government worked, they’d know Congress can pass laws while holding presidents in check.
While a likeable president can rally public support, a party controlling Congress can get things done.
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That’s a reminder that a president is effectively a crisis manager and Congress is meant to hold the legislative power in this country.
The Inverted Inverted Pyramid
I’m really starting to understand why traditional reporting starts with the thing being reported on, and then fills in the background later, rather than starting every article with half a dozen paragraphs of context before getting to the point.
The next Democratic administration is going to end up paying so much compensation to the victims of ICE, and the right wing media will vilify them for it and list every penny night after night, ignoring that it’s due to the Trump regime letting them run rampant with firearms and things like these White Powergloves.
We live in shitty times.
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The average Republican these days will blame Obama, Biden, and whichever Democrat wins the presidency next for the problems faced by the United States—even when a Republican is in charge of the White House and Republicans have control of Congress. It’s enough to make (smart) people think Republicans don’t actually have any real plan for governance and expect Democrats to clean up the mess Republicans make. Like, Biden hasn’t been in power since January 2025; blaming him for Trump’s bullshit is all but admitting that Trump and the GOP have no fucking clue what they’re doing beyond trying to hurt marginalized groups and make shitloads of money.
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Taser gloves are for the children
Taser gloves are given to school resource officers and have been used in instances like the children punching the officers in the head.
Seems like it’s at least a better option for civil violation problems.
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Seeing violence as a “solution” to a civil violation is the problem.
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The racist officers famous for turning mild issues into head smashing and jail time?
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As if that is the problem… The problem isn’t the lack of tools for deescalation, it is the testosteron-stinking ICE-officers escalating.
Basically the banned speach popo given how much they wave their piece at people mouthing off.
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In most countries, having police stationed in schools would be considered a societal failure that needs addressing, in America you give them weapons and kid yourselves that their being ‘non lethal’ is somehow a success story.
So, killing people and locking everyone else up in cages (where lots of them die) has affected your morale? Poor baby!
I predict huge sales of all-rubber gimp suits, latex masks, and Wellington boots. All 3 worn together ought to provide effective grounding from electric current.
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Insulating clothing will protect you.
But conductive clothing might be better protection. The electricity will follow the path of least resistance, which means flowing through the conductive clothing and back into the glove.
I don’t know if the gloves are designed to handle such a short circuit. Maybe there is circuitry to detect that and reduce the power until ICE go after someone else. Maybe you blow a fuse in the glove, leaving it dead until someone fixes it. Maybe you cause a battery fire.
Electric Gloves
Check out http://www.lessemf.com for conductive clothes and fabrics. I haven’t tested them, but they should short out these toys. I wonder what would happen if someone wearing said gloves fell into a pool or got caught in the rain or hit with a water balloon or sprayed by a super soaker? Inquiring minds want to know.
The manual also has this bit:
I have to wonder if these gloves will really do what ICE thinks they will.
Ok, they might still do something when used on thin clothing. But thicker clothing, like one would wear when there is ice on the ground, should protect you.
Blue Meanie: Glove, lovely glove. Point! And having pointed, shock the bejeezus out of them!
Homan, Bevino
Nazis every one
In the spirit of giving nicknames to those you dislike, I dub Trump’s border czar “Tomquemada”.