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• On the post: Japan Patent Office Rejects Key Patent Application In Nintendo’s ‘Palworld’ Lawsuit

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 04 Nov, 2025 @ 06:15pm

  Yup, and they're in denial that they're actually hurting themself due to their obsession too.

• On the post: Trump Makes It Very Clear They’re Going To Turn TikTok Into A Right Wing Propaganda Machine

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 01 Oct, 2025 @ 06:12pm

  Cue the butthurt blame game tantrum when millions of people bail.

• On the post: Judge Says Trump FCC Being ‘Vague And Uninformative’ In Response To DOGE-Related Lawsuit

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 03 Sep, 2025 @ 02:39pm

  Yeah.. you get the same response when asking a bully to justify their actions.

• On the post: Exercise Bike Company Yanks Features Away From Purchased Bikes Via Firmware Update

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 30 Jul, 2025 @ 08:36pm

  The word Echelon makes you think upper, but apparently they've decided to be the Lowest Echelon.

• On the post: The Trump Org Sort Of Launches A New Half-Assed Wireless Phone Company, Trump Mobile

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 17 Jun, 2025 @ 03:23pm

  $47.45 = 47th and 45th president ..as if we need a reminder.

• On the post: Celebrated Lawyer ‘Fires’ Meta As A Client Over Zuck’s ‘Neo-Nazi Madness’

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 15 Jan, 2025 @ 02:37pm

  Sir Mix-A-Lot said it first.

• On the post: Katy Perry Wins Trademark Suit Brought By Katie Perry In Australia

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 26 Nov, 2024 @ 09:37pm

  Tryin' ta keep 'em straight

  In addition, the court stated that Katie had attempted to associate herself in various ways with Katy, increasing the chances for confusion herself.

  Considering Karen.. I mean Katie's behavior, I'm wondering if her choice of using the last name of Perry was because she had herself convinced she could go after Katy and win simply because it was in her own country. That would make this an even more awesome backfire, and getting smacked down from her undeserved short little victory dance is the cherry on top.

• On the post: KFC Sues Church’s Chicken Over ‘Original Recipe’ Trademark, Which Shouldn’t Be Trademarkable

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 22 Nov, 2024 @ 09:36pm

  Dunning-Kruger?

  I'd love to see Church's response be to ask KFC if they truly think their own customers would appreciate being called that stupid.

• On the post: Fifth Circuit Tells MAGA Hat-Wearing Student That Counterspeech Isn’t ‘Racial Harassment’

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 20 Nov, 2024 @ 01:55pm

  Delicate little snowflakes

  Yet another one that thinks they can dish it out, but can't take it.

• On the post: Election Conspiracy-Mongers’ ‘Election Integrity’ App Flaw Reveals Voter Suppression Plan (Along With User Data)

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 05 Nov, 2024 @ 04:01pm

  You’re only getting the hard, smack-your-face TRUTH from me.

  I dare you to actually put some thought into why you keep smacking yourself in the face first.

• On the post: 24,000 Abandoned Redbox DVD Rental Kiosks Are Leaking Sensitive Customer Information

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 24 Oct, 2024 @ 07:04pm

  As if we didn't have enough to worry about with microplastics floating around in the ocean. Now we have to worry about Redboxes too?

• On the post: Federal Court Tells Lawyer Something He Already Should Know: Facts Aren’t Defamation

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 24 Oct, 2024 @ 11:37am

  So.. how does reading it with a guilty conscience and inferring the truth make it defamation?

• On the post: Iceland Foods Is Still Battling To Trademark Its Canceled ‘Iceland’ Trademark In The EU

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 23 Oct, 2024 @ 09:13pm

  What it can’t do any longer is bully the shit out of anyone else who wants to use the name of an entire country in their names or marketing material. Including, you know, the country of Iceland, which Walker’s company tried to keep from using its own damned name.

  They can't make it any more obvious that's all they want to be able to do.

• On the post: Trump FCC Pick Thinks Broadband Caps Are Great, Likens Them To Coffee Refills(?)

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 21 Oct, 2024 @ 08:53am

  Ok.. Senator Ted Stevens. 👍

• On the post: Brewery Settles Lawsuit Over ‘Big Juicy’ Brand And Rebrands To ‘Juicy Big’

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 18 Oct, 2024 @ 10:13pm

  It's almost always money

  But again, to our friends at the USPTO… why?

  Because they don't want to not be paid off? https://www.uspto.gov/trademarks/basics/how-much-does-it-cost

• On the post: Trump, Musk PAC Swing State Ground Game Hampered By Shitty, Slow Local Internet The GOP Is Largely Responsible For

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 16 Oct, 2024 @ 01:34pm

  And Dunning & Kruger say they're clueless as to why.

• On the post: Vietnamese Duo Hit With Injunction After 117,000 Bogus DMCA Claims

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 11 Oct, 2024 @ 01:12pm

  And "Vietnamese" is in the title. If it was a snake...

• On the post: Ex-Moviepass CEO Admits To Lots Of Fraud

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 18 Sep, 2024 @ 11:03am

  Criminal logic

  Lawyer: “Mitch is a good man..." But.. I'd NEVER do anything like that, so does that mean I'm not a good man?

• On the post: Unity Drops Its Controversial Per-Install Pricing Plan Entirely

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 16 Sep, 2024 @ 09:33pm

  Emily Litella from Saturday Night Live:

  "Never mind!"

• On the post: Techdirt Passes Two Million Comments!

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 28 Aug, 2024 @ 08:00pm

  Awesome

  That's some serious interaction. Thanks for letting us participate and giving us choices in how we do it, Techdirt.

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