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• On the post: Crypto Bros Sue Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli Over Making A Copy Of That Wu-Tang Album The US Government Briefly Owned

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 17 Jun, 2024 @ 05:02pm

  What's that saying..? There's no honor in.. rich douchebags ..err something like that.

• On the post: Tour De France Loses Trademark Opposition To German Gym Chain

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 13 Jun, 2024 @ 08:47pm

  Tour de X

  With a name like that, they probably risk pissing off the man-baby billionaire too.

• On the post: Belgian Court Penalizes Meta For Failing To Boost & Promote Far-Right Politician

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 06 Jun, 2024 @ 12:25pm

  Are all those ridiculously obfuscated words your passwords?

• On the post: Belgian Court Penalizes Meta For Failing To Boost & Promote Far-Right Politician

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 06 Jun, 2024 @ 12:21pm

  I'll be honest and say I just learned what shadowban is SUPPOSED to mean (thanks Mike!), but I knew that the the way it's thrown around today doesn't explain the "shadow" part. Basically, the Trumpists are too stupid to actually understand the words coming out of their own mouths, but hey, it sounds cooler than just the word "ban" by itself, right? They've twisted it from actually meaning something into the only thing they know, sensationalism. Ugh...

• On the post: Now Spotify Will Offer ‘Car Thing’ Refunds After Public Backlash

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 05 Jun, 2024 @ 09:07pm

  My nephew had purchased 3 after the price drop, so almost $100 for all of them. I sent him the article I saw on Ars Technica about the possible refunds on Thursday, and on Sunday he told me he got the money.

• On the post: Catholic AI Priest Stripped Of Priesthood After Some Unfortunate Interactions

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 01 May, 2024 @ 09:51pm

  Good Lord

  It can't even put a space after its periods, and that's here my faith in it started to fall apart.

• On the post: Palworld Creator Loves That Others Are Trying To Clone The Game

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 18 Apr, 2024 @ 03:57pm

  Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Crabby Nintendon't refuses to be flattered.

• On the post: Once Again, ExTwitter Makes Links Dangerous; The Kind Of Thing A Trust & Safety Team Would Catch

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 12 Apr, 2024 @ 06:46pm

  Shameful

  Blindly changing "twitter" to "x" in URLs is just plain negligent programming. You shouldn't even need a trust & safety team to recognize what a terrible idea that is. The stupidity is just mind boggling, But sadly, considering the root of the problem, not surprising.

• On the post: Millionth Time Is The Charm: Donald Trump Again Sues A News Agency Over Factual Reporting

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 25 Mar, 2024 @ 01:04pm

  Man, what a waste of misappropriated money by a waste of a human being.

• On the post: Yulu Bikes Sues Kinetic Green In India Over Its ‘Zulu’ E-Bike Brand

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 05 Mar, 2024 @ 08:46pm

  Gotta love the "our fans, loyal customers and potential customers are morons" argument to start a trademark dispute. Maybe if defenses called out that thought process more often, it might make the bullies actually think about what they're insinuating.

• On the post: Fifth Circuit Un-Sticks It To The Man (Again) Says Cops Can’t Be Sued For Raiding The Wrong House

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 23 Feb, 2024 @ 08:42pm

  In that case, since you're all for it, I hope you get to enjoy the experience some day and we get to read about you losing your shorts and crying like a baby here on Techdirt.

• On the post: CBP’s Top Doctor Tried To Obtain ‘Fentanyl Lollipops’ For ‘Pain Management’ In Case Of A Helicopter Crash

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 21 Feb, 2024 @ 08:04pm

  And the scene where they're running around with the sticks sticking out of their mouths that accidentally makes the cut because they didn't think anyone would see them. So they come up with the excuse that it's because they thought they were going to get an owie at any minute.

• On the post: Amazon Faces Class Action For Enshittifying Prime Video

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 16 Feb, 2024 @ 08:19am

  I never signed up for Prime to begin with because PAYING FOR FREE SHIPPING is a selling point for fools. That'd be like knowingly entering an abusive relationship and not expecting it to get worse. I'm a patient person, and I've only ever paid extra for next day shipping once in the many years I've been a customer, and it didn't even come close to the yearly cost of Prime. Otherwise, I usually wait 'til I have enough to order to get me over the randomly changing minimum threshold for free shipping. Even if I don't, I've never paid enough for shipping throughout the year to add up to the cost of Prime's "free shipping".

• On the post: Court To Elon: No You Can’t Just Ignore The SEC’s Investigation Into Your Failure To Comply With The Law

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 14 Feb, 2024 @ 04:13pm

  I can only hope that Elon and the big orange turd share a cell one day so they can just sit there looking dumbfounded at each other during their sentence-long (which won't be long enough) pity party.

• On the post: Whoops: ‘Smart’ Helmet Allowed Real Time Surveillance And Location Tracking Of A Million Customers

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 14 Feb, 2024 @ 03:41pm

  Livall: What comes after 1 2 3 isn't random enough and is guessable?? Well, the fact that they didn't sue anyone is almost admirable. Almost.

• On the post: Cornices Centre Goes For The Streisand Effect Multiplier Over ‘Near Miss’ Bike Video

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 05 Feb, 2024 @ 07:43pm

  302K views as of right now, and sure to increase. 🤪

• On the post: Iowa Sues TikTok For Being More Raunchy Than It Lets On

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 19 Jan, 2024 @ 03:27pm

  It's clear you haven't learned a thing from previous examples, but I understand that's because being a cult member prohibits complex thought processes exceeding one layer.

• On the post: Free Speech Experts Realizing Just How Big A Free Speech Hypocrite Elon Is

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 16 Jan, 2024 @ 12:14pm

  "Common" sense

  "It's not what they say, but what they do." It's disheartening how many people fall for the smoke show, and they learn absolutely nothing every.. single.. time...

• On the post: Company Threatens To Sue Cyclist For Trademark Over ‘Near Miss’ YouTube Video

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 05 Jan, 2024 @ 07:06pm

  If only there were ACTUAL circumstances for false claims, like the loss of the account used to commit the abuse for a start.

• On the post: Former Nikola CEO Gets 4 Years In Prison For Playing Make Believe With Investors

  

  Mononymous Tim ( profile ), 21 Dec, 2023 @ 08:25pm

  It also doesn't help that their trucks keep catching on fire.

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