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• On the post: RFK Jr. Is Very Interested In, And Likely Wrong About, Your Teenager’s Sperm Count

  

  Mamba ( profile ), 22 Oct, 2025 @ 09:56am

  I just assumed Fascism is the word for male centered Fascism.

• On the post: Convicted Fraudster Trevor Milton Rides His Trump Pardon To Another CEO Job, Somehow

  

  Mamba ( profile ), 18 Oct, 2025 @ 11:21am

  Corruption in general seems to be the only true skill he has.

• On the post: Convicted Fraudster Trevor Milton Rides His Trump Pardon To Another CEO Job, Somehow

  

  Mamba ( profile ), 17 Oct, 2025 @ 08:21pm

  I just saw that. How are Republicans not completely embarrassed about worshipping this douchebag?

• On the post: DHS Sends A Journalist Back To His Home Country To Be Tortured Because ‘Live Streaming’ ICE Activities Is ‘Threatening’

  

  Mamba ( profile ), 17 Oct, 2025 @ 09:45am

  They wanted this, but didn't want the part that's coming to them.

• On the post: Vance’s Double Standard: Nazi Jokes Are “Kids Being Kids,” But Mocking Charlie Kirk Gets Your Visa Revoked

  

  Mamba ( profile ), 17 Oct, 2025 @ 09:40am

  Oh, I think you're right. Which is why this play is so obviously self demeaning. He's dragging what little dignity he has left through the shitter so that later he's going to be openly mocked and ridiculed by the people he's courting. Which brings me to another point about Vance. There is no way a man this dumb wrote a book. Someone out there ghost wrote it for him.

• On the post: Nearly Half Of FBI Agents In Large Field Offices Have Been Put On ICE

  

  Mamba ( profile ), 17 Oct, 2025 @ 08:52am

  Apparently, if you make something out of gold and put Trump's face on it, morons come out of the woodwork to buy it. I'd start there. There are still technically victims there, but they are so dumb they'll give you the 1000 bucks for a 100 dollar trinket.

• On the post: Prop 50, The Better Of Two Bad Choices

  

  Mamba ( profile ), 16 Oct, 2025 @ 01:13pm

  It seems likely that the SC is about to kill the last bit of the Voting Rights Act, like the racist misogynistic Christian nationalists scumbags that they are. well 6 of 9.

• On the post: Vance’s Double Standard: Nazi Jokes Are “Kids Being Kids,” But Mocking Charlie Kirk Gets Your Visa Revoked

  

  Mamba ( profile ), 16 Oct, 2025 @ 10:25am

  JD Vance just really wants Trump's Shitbag Voters, he's gonna be even more of a Shitbag so they vote for him in the future.

• On the post: RFK Jr. Discovers Second Cause Of Autism: Foreskin Deficiency

  

  Mamba ( profile ), 16 Oct, 2025 @ 08:56am

  Nobody thinks more about little boy penises than Republicans. Nobody.

• On the post: Hey Zuck, Remember When You Said You’d Never Again Cave To Government Pressure? About That…

  

  Mamba ( profile ), 16 Oct, 2025 @ 08:50am

  You really need to understand the meaning of phrases before you use them.

• On the post: DHS Sends A Journalist Back To His Home Country To Be Tortured Because ‘Live Streaming’ ICE Activities Is ‘Threatening’

  

  Mamba ( profile ), 15 Oct, 2025 @ 02:39am

  Of course you voted for this, because you're an asshole and an idiot.

• On the post: 6 Former Surgeons General Across 6 Administrations Publicly Warn Of The Danger Of RFK Jr.

  

  Mamba ( profile ), 14 Oct, 2025 @ 10:47am

  Dead children are usually motivator to fix problems. Unless you're a sociopath.

• On the post: 6 Former Surgeons General Across 6 Administrations Publicly Warn Of The Danger Of RFK Jr.

  

  Mamba ( profile ), 14 Oct, 2025 @ 10:44am

  I see no world where a sufficient chunk of MAGA Congress defies Trump and impeaches RFK Jr.

• On the post: Funniest/Most Insightful Comments Of The Week At Techdirt

  

  Mamba ( profile ), 12 Oct, 2025 @ 11:47pm

  Democrats being centrist needledicks Chefs kiss

• On the post: I Want A New Drug. A Vaccine Even. And A Functioning FDA, CDC, NIH, Etc…

  

  Mamba ( profile ), 11 Oct, 2025 @ 12:53am

  Get absolutely fucked, dickbag. None of that means fuck-all because you ignorant twerps don't give a shit ad have long ago denounced that, Currently you want less of everything science based.

• On the post: DHS Sends A Journalist Back To His Home Country To Be Tortured Because ‘Live Streaming’ ICE Activities Is ‘Threatening’

  

  Mamba ( profile ), 10 Oct, 2025 @ 11:42am

  Trump is, once again, proving that his voters are the biggest suckers in the world. And instead of admitting they got fooled by an incredibly obvious grifter, they double (quintuple?) down and beg for more of it. Making them pathic as well.

• On the post: Trump Publishes Enemies List To White House Website, And It’s Just Democrats Speaking The Truth

  

  Mamba ( profile ), 06 Oct, 2025 @ 06:04pm

  You need to re-read the definition of equitation and think long and hard.

• On the post: Trump Publishes Enemies List To White House Website, And It’s Just Democrats Speaking The Truth

  

  Mamba ( profile ), 06 Oct, 2025 @ 06:03pm

  Man. Democrats start impeachment? You're fucking out to lunch.

• On the post: The People Applying For ICE Jobs Are Exactly Who You Think They Are

  

  Mamba ( profile ), 06 Oct, 2025 @ 05:56pm

  To the sun. With a cannon.

• On the post: The People Applying For ICE Jobs Are Exactly Who You Think They Are

  

  Mamba ( profile ), 06 Oct, 2025 @ 05:55pm

  It's no surprise that a dude with 14(?) kids with 4 women is peak divorced dad energy.

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