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• On the post: Steamed Hams, Except It’s The EU Commission’s Alleged CSAM Regulation ‘Experts’

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 15 Nov, 2023 @ 11:40am

  Chalmers: “I thought we were having steamed clams?”

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  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 15 Nov, 2023 @ 11:39am

  Skinner: “Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.”

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  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 15 Nov, 2023 @ 11:38am

  Chalmers: leaves the kitchen. Skinner: breathes a sigh of relief, climbs out the window, and runs across the street to Krusty Burger, where he buys hamburgers and french fries to replace his burnt roast. He enters the dining room with the fast food on a silver tray.

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  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 15 Nov, 2023 @ 11:37am

  Skinner: “Uh... ooh! That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmmm, steamed clams!”

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  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 15 Nov, 2023 @ 11:36am

  Chalmers: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?

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  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 15 Nov, 2023 @ 11:36am

  Seymour: “Superintendent! I was just… uhhh— Just stretching my calves on the windowsill! Isometric exercises. Care to join me?”

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  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 15 Nov, 2023 @ 11:33am

  Chalmers: “SEEEYMOURRR!”

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  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 15 Nov, 2023 @ 11:32am

  Seymour: He begins to climb through the window, but Chalmers enters the kitchen. The theme song to an imaginary show called "Skinner and the Superintendent" then plays: “Skinner with his crazy explanations, The superintendent's gonna need his medication, When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations, There'll be trouble in town tonight!”

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  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 15 Nov, 2023 @ 11:30am

  Seymour: looks out of the nearest window. “But what if… what if I purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? (Chuckles) Delightfully devilish Seymour.”

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  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 15 Nov, 2023 @ 11:20am

  Seymour: Gasps. Runs towards the oven and opens the door, he sees that his roast is ruined. “My roast is ruined!”

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  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 15 Nov, 2023 @ 11:18am

  Chalmers: Chalmer noises. Enters the house and seats himself on the dining table. Seymour: exits into the kitchen, sees smoke in the oven.

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  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 15 Nov, 2023 @ 11:11am

  Seymour: “Ah, Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome! I hope you’re prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!”

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  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 15 Nov, 2023 @ 11:06am

  Opens door. Superintendent Chalmers: “Well Seymour, I made it. In spite of your directions.”

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  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 15 Nov, 2023 @ 11:02am

  Steamed Hams, but it’s in the Techdirt comment section.

  Ding-dong.

• On the post: Ohio Lawmaker Wants To Criminally Charge Minors Who Watch Porn to Protect Minors. What?

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 06 Nov, 2023 @ 12:57pm

  Well if there’s one thing that zombies and Ohio Republicans share are brain cells (or lack of thereof).

• On the post: Ohio Lawmaker Wants To Criminally Charge Minors Who Watch Porn to Protect Minors. What?

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 06 Nov, 2023 @ 12:41pm

  As a resident of Ohio, I apologize in advance for my state’s lack of foresight.

• On the post: In One Lawsuit, Louisiana & Missouri Say Gov’t Can Never Pressure Websites To Change; In Another, They’re Looking To Pressure Websites To Change

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 31 Oct, 2023 @ 09:42am

  In One Lawsuit, Louisiana & Missouri Say Gov’t Can Never Pressure Websites To Change; In Another, They’re Looking To Pressure Websites To Change

  Gotta love the consistency of their inconsistencies.

• On the post: Air Canada Would Rather Sue A Website That Helps People Book More Flights Than Hire Competent Web Engineers

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 24 Oct, 2023 @ 12:26pm

  Air Canada: “HOW DARE YOU IMPROVE OUR SERVICES. I’LL SLAM YOUR ASS IN COURT.”

• On the post: Google Decides To Pull Up The Ladder On The Open Internet, Pushes For Unconstitutional Regulatory Proposals

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 23 Oct, 2023 @ 11:36am

  Google: “I oppose age verification except when it’s done by me.”

• On the post: The Great Paywall Of Musk Will Consist Of $1/Year To Tweet

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 18 Oct, 2023 @ 09:31am

  The only ideas Musk takes at this point is the man in the mirror.

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