Skinner: “Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.”
Chalmers: leaves the kitchen. Skinner: breathes a sigh of relief, climbs out the window, and runs across the street to Krusty Burger, where he buys hamburgers and french fries to replace his burnt roast. He enters the dining room with the fast food on a silver tray.
Skinner: “Uh... ooh! That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmmm, steamed clams!”
Chalmers: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
Seymour: “Superintendent! I was just… uhhh— Just stretching my calves on the windowsill! Isometric exercises. Care to join me?”
Chalmers: “SEEEYMOURRR!”
Seymour: He begins to climb through the window, but Chalmers enters the kitchen. The theme song to an imaginary show called "Skinner and the Superintendent" then plays: “Skinner with his crazy explanations, The superintendent's gonna need his medication, When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations, There'll be trouble in town tonight!”
Seymour: looks out of the nearest window. “But what if… what if I purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? (Chuckles) Delightfully devilish Seymour.”
Seymour: Gasps. Runs towards the oven and opens the door, he sees that his roast is ruined. “My roast is ruined!”
Chalmers: Chalmer noises. Enters the house and seats himself on the dining table. Seymour: exits into the kitchen, sees smoke in the oven.
Seymour: “Ah, Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome! I hope you’re prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!”
Opens door. Superintendent Chalmers: “Well Seymour, I made it. In spite of your directions.”
Ding-dong.
Well if there’s one thing that zombies and Ohio Republicans share are brain cells (or lack of thereof).
As a resident of Ohio, I apologize in advance for my state’s lack of foresight.
In One Lawsuit, Louisiana & Missouri Say Gov’t Can Never Pressure Websites To Change; In Another, They’re Looking To Pressure Websites To ChangeGotta love the consistency of their inconsistencies.
Air Canada: “HOW DARE YOU IMPROVE OUR SERVICES. I’LL SLAM YOUR ASS IN COURT.”
Google: “I oppose age verification except when it’s done by me.”
The only ideas Musk takes at this point is the man in the mirror.
Chalmers: “I thought we were having steamed clams?”