Kevin Warwick Implants New Chip

from the never-fake-an-orgasm-again dept

"Captain Cyborg", as the Register is calling him, is implanting a new chip in himself and his wife (I'd say that's grounds for divorce) that will allow them to share feelings with each other. "The implication could be never faking an orgasm again." I think if they're having this much trouble communicating on their own, a set of expensive chips isn't necessarily going to make a difference... Perhaps Professor Warwick should try talking with his wife occasionally.

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    Devilish, Oct 7th, 2000 @ 9:25pm

    We are the borg!!....

    You will be assimilated resistance is futile!


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    Ryan, Oct 8th, 2000 @ 9:18am

    Re: We are the borg!!....

    All I want to know is when I get mine! I'm all for assimilation (although more in the sense of a freed borg than one that's part of the collective, much more interesting that way).


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    Devilish, Oct 9th, 2000 @ 6:41pm

    Re: We are the borg!!....

    I just want the cool body shields and weapons the borg have =)


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