Trump’s Anti-Migrant Surge Is Now A Mudslide That’s Wiping Out What’s Left Of His DOJ
from the shit-rolls-downhill dept
Trump’s do everything all at once approach to immigration enforcement is starting to go off the rails. Trump’s plainly stated hatred of “shithole countries” and their inhabitants manifested in early wins for his bigoted “remove the brown people” programs. Then Stephen Miller (the man who answers the “what if a lightbulb had eyebrows and was also a white nationalist” question no one asked) showed up and amped things up. 3,000 arrests per day! he screamed into the void. (The void did not respond to our request for comment before press time.)
A lot of wrenches approached the anti-migrant works and immediately threw themselves into it. First, ICE didn’t have enough officers to staff a surge. No problem, said the administration. Here’s $50,000 and almost no training to get you started! Here’s several (more!) billion dollars to keep it going! Here’s everyone we actually can’t spare from multiple federal agencies!
Bang! Into the blue cities they went, kidnapping and murdering their way towards Miller’s arrest quota. All well and good but at the end of the day, you’ve still got to have some lawyers left to fight the lawsuits these surges generated, as well as to handle challenges against detentions, removals, and direct flights to foreign torture prisons.
Well, the Trump administration no longer has enough lawyers left to do its dirty work. Whoever hasn’t been purged for not being loyal enough or exited ahead of the purges has been asked to clean up a mess with extremely limited amounts of resources and manpower. To make things worse, Trump’s handpicked prosecutors keep being kicked out of court because Trump bypassed the appointment process essential to them remaining employed.
Then there’s the self-inflicted reputational damage Trump’s DOJ has done. The government, for the most part, is no longer granted the presumption of good faith. Courts across the land are not only aware this government isn’t acting in good faith, but they’re refusing to pretend it is, no matter how much copy-pasted boilerplate appears in DOJ filings.
Hundreds of adverse rulings have already been handed down. Hundreds more are on the horizon, especially now that the DOJ has admitted pretty much every arrest that took place in an immigration court was illegal.
It all adds up to the long tail of “flooding the zone.” If you can’t bail water fast enough, you’re going to drown. Here’s how this is working out for the DOJ now, as reported by Kyle Cheney for Politico:
In dozens of cases over the past several weeks, Justice Department lawyers have declined to push back on detainees’ claims that they’re owed a chance to make a case for their release. In those cases, the administration has simply agreed to provide a bond hearing, or even outright release, telling judges that officials “do not have an opposition argument to present” or saying they couldn’t cobble together enough information to mount a defense.
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The new phenomenon is the latest manifestation of the extraordinary strain that the administration’s mass deportation effort — compounded by the mass detention of people who have lived for years without incident in the U.S. interior — has exacted on the justice system.
While ICE bathes in newly awarded billions, the problems its efforts have created are being attended to by a skeleton crew that can’t keep up with Trump’s rights-violating fire hose. That’s created some pretty gaudy numbers, which certainly isn’t a compliment.
Federal judges have ruled more than 7,000 times in recent months that ICE has illegally locked people up without — at the very least — a chance to prove they can live safely in the community.
That’s a lot. This administration is setting judicial records that hopefully will never be broken. It’s not just the government losing cases on the merits. Many of these losses are the result of the DOJ simply being unable to respond at all to legal challenges by people ICE has arrested, detained, or deported.
If there’s a silver lining in this bigoted war on non-white people, it’s everything listed above. Trump’s administration may be evil and stupid in equal measures, but those aspects are being held in check by its inability or unwillingness to anticipate the natural side effects of sending wave after wave of masked goons into cities to kidnap anyone who looks a little bit foreign. The administration is a defective centrifuge that edges closer to disintegration with every rotation. What remains to be seen is who’s going to get hit with the majority of the shrapnel when it finally falls apart. We can only hope it’s the people that started it spinning in the first place.
Filed Under: dhs, doj, ice, mass deportation, trump administration


Comments on “Trump’s Anti-Migrant Surge Is Now A Mudslide That’s Wiping Out What’s Left Of His DOJ”
The best way to monkeywrench the machine is to make sure the machine doesn’t have enough working parts to monkeywrench in the first place. Don’t need to gum up the gears if there aren’t enough gears to make the machine go.
Re: Sometimes, the simple machine can defeat the complex one.
Give me a lever contentious enough, and I will move the administration.
Whole bunch of people don’t want to be in the party of Ethnic Cleansing, even nonpartisan civil servants.
Turnabout
“I just want them to do it the legal way” applies to law enforcement as well.
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No, you misheard; I said I just want them to go away.
Speaking of “wiping out what’s left of the DOJ”, apparently Bondi’s out.
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Huh, so she is. It seems he fired her because she didn’t go after his opponents hard enough, meaning that whomever follows her could get up to even dumber shit than she did.
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Yeah, as of right now Blanche is acting AG, which is…not an improvement.
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Allow me to express my reaction in the parlance of Twitch chat: KEKBye
Re: blond or brunet?
which one is she? oh well! it doesn’t mater! any of the NON-elected government positions where the trump criminal cartel minions have been placed need to get a full purge!
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In other news, a semi spilled its cargo all over a highway today. The cleanup is estimated to take several days since the crew picking the cargo up can’t stop themselves from using it, the police describes the phenomena as the world largest orchestra that have tiny violins as their sole instrument.
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But Stephen Miller must be destroyed like Osama bin Laden. Only his death will stop him from doing something even worse.
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🙄
so
How many have been exported? Shipped out? Sent home?
Can we count them on 1 hand or do we need Toes?
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Why do you want to use Toes’ hands?
What are you using your other hand for?
If you only have one hand, could you use your prosthesis as a stand-in instead?
pun.ishment
“what if a lightbulb had eyebrows and was also a white nationalist”
There you go, insulting lightbulbs…
While the flood coming from the republican regime sure is brown, I’m not sure it’s “mud.”