Kash Patel, Tulsi Gabbard Are Wasting Resources Trying To Root Out Gov’t Employees Who Just Aren’t MAGA Enough

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In the Trump administration, every political appointee is now their own personal Richard Nixon. Simply being some of the most powerful people in the world is never enough for Trump and those in his inner circle. If you can’t demand complete loyalty from everyone you oversee, than what is even the point of ascending to power?

Trump’s first term as president involved the same ridiculous demands for abject loyalty, as well as the ridiculous assumption that subjecting dozens, if not hundreds, of federal employees to (objectively unreliable) polygraph tests would somehow shut down the steady flow of embarrassing leaks.

It didn’t work last time. And since it didn’t, the new Trump administration does what it always does when it has bad ideas: doubles down. The eminently under-qualified head of the FBI, Kash Patel, is using federal money and resources to seek out insider threats. But these “threats” don’t actually put the FBI in any danger. The only thing possibly being threatened is Patel’s self-image.

Since Kash Patel took office as the director of the F.B.I., the bureau has significantly stepped up the use of the lie-detector test, at times subjecting personnel to a question as specific as whether they have cast aspersions on Mr. Patel himself.

In interviews and polygraph tests, the F.B.I. has asked senior employees whether they have said anything negative about Mr. Patel, according to two people with knowledge of the questions and others familiar with similar accounts. In one instance, officials were forced to take a polygraph as the agency sought to determine who disclosed to the news media that Mr. Patel had demanded a service weapon, an unusual request given that he is not an agent. The number of officials asked to take a polygraph is in the dozens, several people familiar with the matter said, though it is unclear how many have specifically been asked about Mr. Patel.

It’s not just about Patel. Sources report being questioned about things they may have said about Patel’s even-more-unqualified deputy director, Dan Bongino. None of this has anything to do with preventing employees from leaking information that might undermine ongoing investigations. All of this serves a single purpose: the expelling of agents and officials who raise legitimate concerns about FBI directives, as well as the man sitting on top of this whole paranoid mess, Donald Trump.

The FBI is now bleeding talent thanks to Patel’s efforts and general lack of competent leadership.

Top agents in about 40 percent of the field offices have either retired, been ousted or moved into different jobs, according to people familiar with the matter and an estimate by The New York Times, which began tracking the turnover once the new administration arrived.

And, like Nixon himself, Patel has compiled an “enemies” list. Fortunately for Patel, nearly none of the people on his list are still employed by the federal government, which means he can focus on people who say mean stuff about him or Dan Bongino or otherwise undermine his authority by raising questions about his actions or directives.

Patel isn’t alone in his paranoiac behavior. Tulsi Gabbard, who’s even more unqualified for her position than Patel, is in the process of aiming the Intelligence Community’s surveillance tech at any IC employee who doesn’t appear to be an unquestioning drone who spends their free time going MAGA on main.

Gabbard, according to The Washington Post, has “expressed a desire to gain access to emails and chat logs of the largest U.S. spy agencies with the aim of using artificial intelligence tools to ferret out what the administration deems as efforts to undermine its agenda.” In other words, Gabbard is threatening to endanger the careers of loyal intelligence officers by asking an AI if any of them aren’t fully on board with the MAGA cause. She has created a team within her office with the anodyne name of the “Director’s Initiatives Group,” which will collect large amounts of data from across 18 different agencies and run them through AI tools to see whether anyone is engaging in “weaponization” of intelligence. This is a flatly ridiculous, and extremely dangerous, idea.

Even before you get to the point that AI is going to be given the job of spy hunting, you have to wonder why someone who holds the title of “Director of National Intelligence” would think tearing down silo walls and providing a cross-agency blend of internal communications for AI to trawl through would be a good idea. It’s certainly a self-serving idea, which is the sort of thing MAGA officials constantly conflate with “good.”

While this effort may eventually find some people to fire for not being loyal enough (including the false positives who will be considered acceptable collateral damage), it will create an extremely tempting and useful target for malicious state-sponsored hackers. Those who target foreign government agencies to exfiltrate useful information are always thrilled when someone does some of the compilation work for them.

And while Gabbard (and to a lesser extent, Patel) are making America less secure with their efforts, the stuff they should be paying attention to (actual insider threats, terrorists, criminal cartels, state-sponsored hackers) will be ignored… or, at the very least, starved of resources just to ensure this squad of Nixons won’t be kicked around by those in their employ.

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I all but guarantee that the use of a bogus ‘testing method’ is a feature rather than a bug, allowing them to fire anyone they want by claiming that they ‘failed’ the test.

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Whoever says:

Are these people illiterate?

There are plenty of articles and studies that show that polygraphs don’t work (except as a psychological manipulation tool when used against someone who is similarly ignorant).

Can’t these people read? Why do they still believe in the woo-woo toys?

Penn and Teller’s “Bullshit” series did a program that explained exactly how polygraphs “work”.

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That One Guy (profile) says:

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I all but guarantee that the use of a bogus ‘testing method’ is a feature rather than a bug, allowing them to fire anyone they want by claiming that they ‘failed’ the test.

ECA (profile) says:

DEFINE Maga

What we have been waiting for?
This is as bad as the Old EU Christian revolutions. Which Christina ARE you. Then the Pope TRYING to keep them all together.
Wars, Murder, Laws and rule changes, New popes with New changes and demands and MONEY IDEAS.
Then abit of Racism, to Run South to take Bethlehem, to get all the religions to Work together.
Just waiting for them to Place a Dictionary filing and explanation of MAGA.

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Thad (profile) says:

You know, call me crazy, but I’m starting to think these people aren’t actually interested in improving government efficiency.

glenn says:

Yeah, well, the Constitution says govt. officials are the servants of the people, not the bosses. These “powerful people” haven’t learned much, if anything at all, about their true roles.

Anonymous Coward says:

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Because if Techdirt uses the official wording, it may delay Trump learning about it, thus reducing the amount of time he has to attack it as he has so many other online news outlets. Simples!

That One Guy (profile) says:

Whether cult or dictatorship the biggest threat is dissent

In a dictatorship the real threats are not those on the outside, as those are the Others that you use to cow the populace into fearful submission by framing them as threats the regime needs to ‘protect’ the population from, rather the threats are those on the inside who might question the regime, and who still place loyalty to the people, laws and/or country above loyalty to the regime.

Anonymous Coward says:

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I almost want the administration to go through with killing it. It might get more people to finally open their eyes to the real damage the admin is doing to the country.

But I believe in reality it probably wouldn’t help and just end up further cementing his dictatorship for life.

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Heart of Dawn (profile) says:

The worst part is that the damage has been done. Even if we get every single one of these fuckwits out of office as soon as humanly possible, national security and the US’s position in regards to global security will never be the same.

That One Guy (profile) says:

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Yup. Best case scenario the US is likely going to take years if not decades just to ‘break even’ and get back to where it was just a few months back, and that’s if that’s even possible what with other countries routing around the US due to both what’s going on now and the understanding that there’s nothing stopping it from happening again, making dealing with or depending on the US going forward a very risky proposition.

The glass sculpture that was the US’ reputation and trust on a global scale has been well and truly shattered at this point, and it’s going to be a long and arduous process to even begin to start rebuilding it even with ‘just’ six month’s worth of damage to handle.

Anonymous Coward says:

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Yeah, assholes of their ilk will be embedded in the fucked-up remains of these institutions for ages to come, regardless as to what happens in the next elections for 20-50 years.

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