Prosecutors Still Trying To Convict 62-Year-Old Woman For Wearing Penis Costume To Anti-Trump Protest
from the more-of-that-famous-prosecutorial-discretion dept
Never underestimate the stupidity of law enforcement. When things could just be left alone and everything would turn out OK, officers insist on inserting themselves into the equation, ensuring maximum pain and humiliation for everyone involved.
In this case, a Fairhope, Alabama officer decided he couldn’t simply do nothing when coming across a grandmother at a “No Kings” protest. Here’s how this started, as detailed by Liliana Segura for The Intercept:
In the body camera footage, a police officer parks his black SUV on the grass, a rosary swinging from the rearview mirror. He exits his car, moves briskly past a pair of protesters, and points an accusatory finger at the suspect: a 7-foot-tall inflatable penis holding an American flag.
The alleged crime? Unclear. There’s no sound at first, only the silent spectacle of a person in a penis suit turning toward a cop with a stance that says, “Who, me?” A handmade sign comes into view in the person’s right hand. It reads “No Dick Tator.”
You can see the whole thing for yourself here:
It’s really an amazing recording. It includes several high points, including cops trying to stuff a person who’s inside an inflatable penis into the back of a cop car before deciding it might be easier to separate the person and the costume… before struggling to fit the costume itself into the trunk of a cop car. It also includes superbly stupid things like this:
Fairhope Police Cpl. Andrew Babb was less amused.
“I’m serious as a heart attack,” he tells Gamble when the audio begins to play on the 14-minute body camera video. “I’m not gonna sit here and argue with you.”
He demands to know how she could possibly justify such an obscene display: “I would like to hear how you would explain to my children what you’re supposed to be.”
Every easily-offended, would-be censor has the same go-to for complaining about stuff they don’t like: “how would I explain that to my children?” I don’t know, man. They’re your kids. Take any approach you want, including ignoring the question. It’s not on the rest of the world to make sure you never have to have an uncomfortable conversation with your kids. If you can’t figure it out, maybe you shouldn’t be in the business of raising kids, much less in the business of enforcing laws.
There are also plenty of far less funny moments, like the fact that three cops decided to get involved in pinning 62-year-old Renea Gamble to the ground for the crime of… well, that was all pretty much undecided at the point the officers decided to enforce their will with their power.
Corporal Andrew Babb obviously didn’t know the law, but that wasn’t going to stop him.
“I said, ‘That’s not freedom of speech,’” Babb continues. “‘This is a family town and being dressed like that is not going to be tolerated.’”
A. It actually is freedom of speech.
B. Every town is a “family town,” unless you happen to live in a dystopian sci-fi novel.
Everything about the arrest is a non-starter. And yet, local prosecutors — propelled forward by supportive local government officials — are still trying to pin criminal charges on Renea Gamble. Mayor Sherry Sullivan claimed the costume was an “obscene display” which would “not be tolerated in Fairhope.” City Council president Jack Burrell claimed the costume “violated community standards” Neither assertion is true, which means neither statement can support an arrest, much less the bringing of criminal charges.
Some of the initial enthusiasm for punishing Gamble was stifled when her arrest went viral, resulting in a nationwide discussion of this ridiculous situation. But apparently the town thinks it’s now safe to proceed with saddling Gamble with a criminal record.
Rather than dropping the case, the city attorney slapped Gamble with additional charges earlier this year: disturbing the peace and giving a false name to law enforcement. Her trial, first set to take place months ago, has been delayed multiple times. It is now set for April 15.
The “peace” wasn’t disturbed until Officer Babb decided he was going to take Gamble’s costume personally. And “giving a false name to law enforcement” is really stretching things when all Gamble did was sarcastically respond “Auntie Fa” when officers demanded her name after stripping her of her inflatable penis.
So, the case continues, which is only going to bring more embarrassment to town leaders and law enforcement officials. The backlash that greeted the arrest will return, which means the arresting officer may want to consider employment elsewhere. Hopefully, this will all end with the town cutting a check to Gamble for violating her rights.
Until then, Gamble is going to keep on doing what she does:
Gamble has tried to keep a low profile since her arrest. At the No Kings protest last week, though, the “No Dick Tator” sign appeared in the hands of a masked woman who wore dark sunglasses and a bandana over her face.
It was Gamble, again wearing an inflatable costume.
She was dressed as an eggplant.
People who view dissent as a threat, if not inherently unlawful, cannot ever hope to win. Acts like this only embolden those already involved in dissent and attract others to join the cause. They may have the power, but the people have the inflatable genitals and the will to use them.
Filed Under: alabama, andrew babb, david gespass, fairhope pd, free speech, jack burrell, no kings, penis, renea gamble, sherry sullivan, trump administration


Comments on “Prosecutors Still Trying To Convict 62-Year-Old Woman For Wearing Penis Costume To Anti-Trump Protest”
If the City Attorney actually proceeds with this stupidity, he (she?) should be disbarred.
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Lot’s of lawyers shoukd be disbarred, and sanctioned by courts, but they aren’t. There is qualified-immunity-level leeway for these fiuck which will never be granted to even an innocent person or indeed, a victim.
I thought comedy was legal again. The party of free speech, ladies and gents.
Meanwhile, JD Vance is going to Europe to lecture them for not being nice to Nazis.
Donald Trump put his penis in children while they cried and screamed.
The peace will remain disturbed until significant consequences are imposed upon those who do so – namely the cops and the prosecutor.
I would like to hear how you would explain to my children that the President (you likely voted for) wants to obliterate an entire nation and its people. See, this stuff cuts both ways, dick.
In a just world, everyone involved in this circus would be fired and never able to get a job as a cop or prosecutor ever again since this is the most basic 1st Amendment issue that high school students in a government class could get right.
I’d say it’s another good reason not to live in Alabama, but this shit happens everywhere, sadly.
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In a just world, the cops, prosecutors, and judges involved would all be in prison. Fired would be a good start, but it’s nowhere near sufficient.
And this is why every time a cop catches a slug, the first thing I want to know is what he did to deserve it.
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I guess they’re lucky she wasn’t naked under the costume.
Take a moment
“I would like to hear how you would explain to my children what you’re supposed to be.”
Are they here right now? Perhaps we could take a moment to explain to them how Americans have a right to protest against overbearing governments and their agents and agencies. We could even briefly discuss why having uniformed thugs arresting citizens for exercising their rights is a bad thing, and how said thugs should be ashamed for disgracing themselves and dishonouring the badge they wear and the people they are supposed to be protecting.
Just add a blond wig, they’ll instantaneously recognize him.
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Might need orange fake-tan penis.
I predict...
I predict a settlement of a lawsuit in Fairhope, Alabama’s future. I predict that Ms. Gamble will be a winner on this one, and that the town of Fairhope will settle and end up paying out for the zealotry and force which the eager beaver moral police tried to impose their ‘proper’ ideas on Ms. Gamble’s clearly violated free speech rights. The lawyers are likely lining up now to take on her lawsuit for their cut of the proceeds.
Re: someone is making funny noises
you must be new! this is Alabama! and if you don’t have your tongue firmly attached to the boot! you fit in one of 3 categories.
1. your a government laky or a supporter.
2. your in state prison.
3. your one arrest away from being in state prison!
SO….she is as good as convicted at the local level! and this is why this will end up on appeals with full acquittal!
as for lawyer’s lining up to take the case. NO local lawyer would even think of taking this case! or any case that may upset the blue lies mafia! lawyers for cases like this need to be imported from out of state!
Re: Re: Blue lies?
Umm,
Christians are the MOST Sexually Suppressed group Around the world. WE dont even consider Women to be Human. Even after the USA gov. Voted and GAVE women Rights, they never Enforced it until 1973. At that time the Number of Wives Dying of Mysterious Accidents went DOWN 30%. PLEASE go look at women’s rights in the USA. The US really SUCKS at that, for SOME real stupid reasoning.(its in the bible) IS NOT A REASON.
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Montgomery,alabama rather the fair hope.
The local court will just follow the prosecutors, the on appeal the state court will say NO. not even bounce it back to the local court with a get it right.
Maybe with “kids, Daddy’s a fragile prude whose only approach to things outside his narrow comfort zone is violent repression.”
Except… I bet they already know.
I bet they already know how to avoid him discovering that they already know certain things, too.
Unrelatedly, did y’all realize Easter Sunday was, coincidentally, also Kanamara Matsuri?
It’s a Shinto festival where they parade a big metal dong around and have penis-shaped candies and whatnot.
Sounds like a hoot.
Re: Ok
Who is buying the tickets to see this NEXT YEAR??
Trial discovery
“Officer: Do the police in this town often try and shove dicks into their trunks? Gather in a group and take turns trying to jump on a dick? Or was this your first time?”
Well, we’ll need to put Trump in jail for being in public, as well. It looks just like him…
Re: Is it
the Bald head?
How sure are you that we don’t? It would explain a lot.
Speaking of awkward conversations...
If they’re worried about how they’re going to explain something to their kids I’m pretty sure ‘What costume was that person wearing and why were they wearing it? would be a hell of a lot easier as a parent to explain than ‘When the regime took over and started arresting protestors which side were you on?’
Re: Explain to cop
HOW protestors, Past and present, ACT and do things.
Just cause you Stand out dont mean ANYONE see’s you. YOU have to FORCE people to LOOK.
I bet this officer is going to have FUN’ explaining “Flipping the Bird”(DONT DO THAT)
Somehow isn’t the biggest dick of this story.
Re: Correct
Its the Judges that allow them to REFILES the case.
ITS CALLED BOREDOM.
you can beat the rap, but you can't beat the ride
Your opening statement needed some correction, nothing about this realistically demonstrates stupidity on the law enforcement side.
The undesirable has been inflicted with ongoing financial damage and stochastic inconvenience that has been dragged out over an ever-extending time period with no predictable endpoint, and every person involved in inflicting said damage and inconvenience will get away scot free. A successful strategy on the part of law enforcement.
A financial payout may eventually come down, which is nice if the victim is wealthy enough to remain solvent in the meantime. Or at least it’s nice for the victim, all the locals will suffer in the future as the resulting budget deficits ensure that infrastucture won’t be maintained, but who cares about children am i right?
Every cop involved
and the prosecutor should all be put on death row for this gross violation of free speech rights. Start holding agents of the state accountable. Uphold the Constitution and the law, or lose your life. No excuses, no immunity, no taxpayers paying lawsuits. Execution and expropriation, with everything they’ve ever owned going to the victim.
How about: “Little Timmy, this is a penis, like the one you pee with. Little Tammy, this is a penis, which boys have instead of a vulva.” Why the fuck are we afraid of kids learning about body parts?
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You might be surprised at how angry some right-wingers get at “they’re teaching young children sex-ed”—even (and sometimes especially) when those lessons are age-appropriate and effectively meant to teach young kids about sexual abuse so they can report it if it happens to them.
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That’s not the only or even the main type of harm they’re meant to combat. Adolescent pregnancy is probably the big one.
I’ve yet to see any evidence of people being harmed by learning what a penis is, or by seeing an image or video of one. By contrast, the harms of unwanted pregnancy in young people are well documented, as is the effect of education on avoiding it. The harms will be especially prominent in Alabama (the location of the protest and arrest), given that abortion is illegal unless the process of childbirth would be expected to kill the mother; there are no exceptions related to sexual abuse, by the way.
Courts?
Have a friend, and he got caught with a Driving infraction.
Well, he now has to Go clean up the sides of roads. But along with this.
He has to pay the court.
He has to pay to have someone Drive him to the location.
He has to PAY for his Lunch from the State.
Arent all these persons ALREADY being paid wages?
Now to the fun part.
What is happening is called Inconvenience.
How much is this Costing HER, to goto court, Miss out on a job, NOT mow her yard, and all the Daily things SHE needs to do. What are the odds, She goes to court, and SITS in Court, waiting until called. What are the ODDS, that Parking is NOT Easy, as you have MANY people showing up for Court.
Dear Officer.
If you have NOT explained what body parts are and HOW they are USED. I Suggest you trake a few courses. Cause by Age 10, they REALLY need to know a few things.
How to explain it?
Here you go, officer:
“That person is dressed as a penis, which is a part of a man’s body.”
Really. Simple as that. But if you’re determined to pass on your shame-filled attitudes to your children, you can have this for free:
“It’s upsetting, because most people believe you should never display that body part in public. I believe that includes pictures and models and costumes. We keep that private, okay?”
Sheesh – the guy needs cop advice AND parenting advice.
Legit question… why?
Why would that be different from someone literally being naked? The latter has been considered ‘obscene’ and not covered under free speech.
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The funny thing about blanket statements like the one above is that it is seldom true in every case. It also equates being nude with a piece a clothing some people find upsetting.
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It’s an expression, crude though it may be, of a sociopolitical opinion held by the person expressing it. Even if someone else considers it “obscene”, that speech is protected until and unless a court rules it obscene under the law. And by the by, speech that lay people consider “obscene” but the law does not is still protected speech, no matter how much offense some people might take to that speech.
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There was that one protest at the TSA checkpoint in PDX where stripping naked was ruled a legitimate First-Amendment-protected activity.
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Legit question, Why are you a fucking idiot?
Dick moves
The town is now world wide famous and eggplant costumes are proliferating at the city hall. Pretty sure FIRE is sniffing this one out.