OK Superintendent Plans To Give Transplant Teachers From NY, CA Woke Tests Developed By Prager U
When the Techdirt community has had to hear so much about a single state’s education superintendent, you know something has gone horribly wrong. The horribly wrong in this case is Ryan Walters of Oklahoma. Walters appears to be doing some sort of combo-impression of Joseph McCarthy mixed with Donald Trump. In his role running Oklahoma schools, which rank near the bottom of states in the country, he seems far more interested in inserting Christianity anywhere he can into public schools, teaching children his favorite pet election conspiracy theories, and presiding over board meetings where tame but very strange erotic videos sometimes appear on screens.
Much of this runs afoul of the Constitution and the First Amendment, of course. And I very much wonder if the same might be true of Walters’ latest plan, which is to give transplants from certain states who want to become teachers in Oklahoma a “woke test” that will determine if they get a teaching license.
Teachers from “liberal” states who have relocated to Oklahoma and are seeking to work there must take a controversial new assessment, to be given for the first time today, that “keeps away woke indoctrinators,” according to Oklahoma’s top education official.
Ryan Walters, Oklahoma’s superintendent for public instruction, told CNN that if applicants do not pass the test, they will not earn a teaching certificate to be able to teach in public schools in the state this school year, which begins for some Oklahoma districts on Monday. The superintendent’s office notified CNN on Friday that it had not yet been released as of noon, but that it was coming soon.
Now, I’m no constitutional law professor, but this sure sounds like the state government would be setting different requirements for different citizens purely based on the place in America from which they are emigrating. Section 1 of the 14th Amendment reads:
All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.
I, and others, can certainly argue that these selective tests run afoul of that text. And I imagine someone will try to make that argument or another one, such as First Amendment violations, because this entire plan is buckets of stupid. At the very least, this well-publicized plan to root out the nefarious Marxist teachers from “liberal” states, whatever the fuck that means, apparently hinges on the idea that those same nefarious Marxist teachers won’t simply lie on the test.
A test that was created by Prager U of all organizations, mind you. Not the government. Not some scholastic body. Just a fake educational organization that pushes evangelical right-wing propaganda to anyone that will listen. Prager U has its own tortured history of trying to violate the First Amendment on top of its other nonsense.
What’s in the test? Simple civics stuff, for starters, with just a sprinkle of bigotry on top.
One proposed question deals with gender – asking teachers to select from a series of multiple-choice answers which chromosome pairs determine biological sex. Marissa Streit, CEO of PragerU, told CNN there are several questions on the test related to “undoing the damage of gender ideology that is forced and taught through some of these other tests like the PRISM test,” referring to a training for teachers in California that aims to “provide resources to bolster support for LGBTQ+ youth in California.”
Another question asks why freedom of religion is important to America’s identity. Other questions include asking for the first three words of the Constitution, naming the two chambers of the US Congress, and identifying the number of US Senators. Streit said the Oklahoma superintendent had asked for a test “that is more wholesome and in line with the Oklahoma parent body.”
Expect lawsuits. Probably several of them. And if the Oklahoma courts are just, this facade of patriotism will be nixed out of existence.
But that it is even being tried is a sign of trouble for the Union.
Filed Under: assessment, education, oklahoma, ryan walters, woke, woke test
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Comments on “OK Superintendent Plans To Give Transplant Teachers From NY, CA Woke Tests Developed By Prager U”
……What transplant teachers?
Who in their right mind wants to go teach in Oklahoma??
Teachers already in Oklahoma don’t want to teach in Oklahoma.
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Sure, there is a reason that Oklahoma’s education system ranks at the bottom of the U.S.
It is a feature, not a bug. Well-educated people make well-educated choices. That is not compatible with the desired election results.
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But apparently they are ranked 4th in Educational Freedom, whatever that means.
https://ocpathink.org/post/independent-journalism/stitt-paxton-hilbert-laud-oklahoma-education-freedom-ranking
Re: Re: Re: 'It's my educational freedom as a geography teacher to say the earth is flat!'
Unless the list is sorting from worst to best if oklahoma ranks that high I’m guessing it translates to ‘teachers don’t have to know what the hell they’re teaching and education does not in any way have to be tied to observable reality.’
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It means that there’s little problem in opening or sending your kid to a school where the teacher instructs children them the earth is only 6000 years ,that Nephilim Kings held gladiatorial games between dinosaurs and giants, before the Flood and if anyone says different, you ask, “how do you know? Were you there?”
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That’s intentional. They don’t want teachers. They want you sending your kid to church for an “education.”
A few questions from the test leaked. Here’s a sample:
“Jesus says I’m cool. Why do you agree?”
“A blue haired radical leftist witch tries to cast a spell of woke on you. Which federal agency’s masked foot soldiers do you call in to protect you?”
“Do you know how to delete footage from a recorded public meeting?”
“Do you know how to purge the browser history from desktop and mobile devices?”
“If you saw pornography playing on my device, are you really sure?”
“Who do you think is the least likely person to be watching porn on a state-owned device and why do you think it’s me?”
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Is that an Ignorance or a Conservatism saving throw?
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Awareness, perhaps this falls under wisdom. Because what you are actually dealing with is the illusionist trying to convince you these things are real.
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I think we go with rules as intended here so it should be a Con (-servative) saving throw because it’s a sleep-related spell
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More questions…
If you accidently touch someone with gay, what are the proper prayers while you try and wash it off? If you catch it, will you get into heaven if you kill yourself?
If you hear someone talking about climate change, what is the proper way to isolate them from your children?
If you see someone with dark skin, are they a criminal immigrant that you should turn in?
“…which rank near the bottom of states in the country, he seems far more interested in inserting Christianity anywhere he can into public schools”
You need to teach faith, so they will havd faith in the great, strong leader. Education is anathema to the republican party. When the people stop having faith, they stop believing in leaders like ole one day TACO Trump..
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Stephen T. Stone has the best test.
*According to Stephen, who specializes in picking on others for behavior of his own, just like Trump.
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You know, your obsession with Stephen isn’t healthy for you mentally.
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Hypothetically, what would you call it if an anonymous troll was obsessively following you around the comments section of a website analyzing what you say for any opportunity for criticism, including intentionally misunderstanding the words you’re using, while also demonstrating a complete lack of understanding of the language of inclusion they’re trying to weaponize against you?
I mean, aside from the likelihood of an untreated mental health issue. And I’m not being facetious there. There literally are free resources you can access to get help online. It would be a far healthier pursuit.
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The Aristocrats!
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Hypothetically, what would you call it if anyone was not replying to each and every comment made by any particular individual, but was nonetheless accused of “obsessively following [them] around the comments section of a website”? Of course you can’t answer that, because that would require admitting to lying.
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Fact: You brought my name up in the OP of this comment thread wholly unprompted.
Fact: You’ve been coming after me for my stances on political violence in particular and violence in general for months.
Fact: You keep doing this whole “if we do anything other than suicidal pacifism, we’re basically Nazis” bullshit that is tangential to your going after me about my stance on violence.
Observation: You’re trying your damnedest to goad me into endorsing the usage of physical violence against anyone you deem an “enemy”.
Educated Speculation: You’re doing this either because you’re eager to have someone join you in martyring yourself for a cause or because you want me on the record as endorsing violence so you can crawl back to a right-wing shitpit and go “look, the leftists are out for blood”.
You’ve been really fucking weird about non-violent protests against the Trump administration, to the point where you keep whining about an interpretive dance “protest” from months ago that pretty much nobody here had likely heard of until you brought it up. You’re the only reason I even know about that “protest”. But as silly as it comes off to people, I look at it like this: The people involved in that “protest” felt they had to do something, even if they knew deep down that would be mocked, so they would at least make their voices heard somehow. If it made their conscience feel clear and it didn’t hurt anyone else, I don’t see the big fuckin’ deal about it. You keep complaining about it because you implicitly want people to start killing anyone who you believe is politically one step right-of-center, and it pisses you off that nobody here—but especially me—is buying your shit.
I don’t speak for anyone else here. If they think explicitly political violence is necessary right now, that’s their fucking business. I won’t endorse that position, and neither you nor anyone else can goad me into doing it. I will personally endorse violence when I believe it is both necessary and the absolute “it’s all we have left” option; even then, I won’t endorse lethal violence unless it, too, becomes the only option on the table. Your “if we don’t lie down and die, we’re all just as evil as the Nazis and the MAGAs” schtick won’t change my mind, no matter how many times you repeat it.
Now if you’re quite finished, I’d like to move out of your head. I wouldn’t mind staying there rent-free if it smelled like something other than bullshit.
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I hope he is paying rent for the space he occupies in your brain. Not that it is the high rent district, but still.
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You’d think that space would be rather constrained, but actually there still appears to be lots of undeveloped area. So no worry.
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This is a really weird fucking construction.
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Heroin is bad dipshit.
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I guess you’d know that better than me.
Is that to stop any of these teachers advocating surgeons saving the life of a black person by giving them a white person’s organ?
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You failed the Oklahoma test already. You used “black” and “person” in the same sentence.
And what sex is someone if they have XXXYY chromosomes, Prager U? Enquiring minds want to know.
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You’ll find that “XXXYY” Is both further in the alphabet than any pragerUwU graduate has ever reached and higher than they can count.
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CHROMOSOMES! GENETICS! GET THEE BEHIND ME SATAN!
So I have an idea.
If Oklahoma thinks he should do this, then I say all the “liberal” states should do it too, for any “anti-woke” people. After all, fair is fair. And if the Republican’s cry about it like they cry about Newsom’s trolling, well, they can cry me a river.
Re: A few proposed question...
‘Does the bible belong anywhere in a school other than in a comparative religions class alongside the religious texts of multiple other religions?’
‘Is chanting for the death of the vice president of the country while you break into a government building a crime?’
‘Approximately how old is the earth?’
‘How much business is it of yours as a teacher if you believe that a child’s preferred name or pronoun differs from their genitalia, and is it ever appropriate for any member of school staff to perform a check ‘just to make sure’?’
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Why limit it to genital checks specifically?
It’s not like school officials haven’t been known to strip search kids, for other dubious reasons.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/oklahoma-middle-schooler-forced-reveal-bra-school-search-vape-pen-moth-rcna74726
the first test should be a sanity test
Why would any sane person even want to work in the Oklahoma schools or live in Oklahoma or anywhere near Oklahoma?
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Because, when all is said and done, they could make a difference? That is the whole point of this spectacle: keep away the people who could make a difference.
Doctors go to where the sick people are. Teachers go to Oklahoma.
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You are a teacher. Your spouse might have gotten a job in Oklahoma and so you move there with them and want/need to work too.
Or maybe you have to move back there to take care of family and you need a job.
Definitely not my first choice of a state to live in but sometimes people dont have an option.
OK Superintendent Plans To Give Transplant Teachers From NY, CA Woke Tests Developed By Prager U
No, no that’s not OK! Not at all!
“Parent body” sounds like something out of Star Trek (ToS).
All these Xtians acting so very unJesus-like. It’s like they read the Bible upside down or something.
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The Bible will say what dogma demands and allows it to say, for ever and ever, amen.
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Uh, they don’t read the Bible. You don’t need faith for literary studies. They let their priors tell them what it is supposed to tell them.
Ask any of those believers just what translation or what manuscript they consider as canonical reference for a particular passage. They will go blank on you, as if it weren’t a relevant question.
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Do they even know what a bible is? I mean, it’s possible for someone to use a word but not even know what it means…
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Well there’s your misconception, you think they actually read it or care what’s in it.
If you pass the test you fail
I’ll give him this, Ryan ‘I have no idea what that is or how it got on my tv’ Walters is absolutely and without question dedicated to his state’s education system, it’s just a pity his dedication is to ensuring that it’s the worst in the country.
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He doesn’t want to ensure that Oklahoma’s education system remains one of the worst in the U.S. (if not the worst overall).
He wants to ensure that Oklahoma becomes a model for how to destroy the entire U.S. public education system, such that the country turns away from public schools and towards private schools that happen to be overtly religious, run by Christians, and aligned with his religious and political views.
But then, I am not a credentialed teacher.
This would rule me out, though perhaps because I am neurospicy.
Through grade school and into college, I’d read T/F questions and multiple-choice questions and know the answer the teacher wanted me to select, but be troubled by the wording which made that answer logically incorrect.
As a kid this cost me a lot of grade scores. In college, when I cared, I’d challenge questions and sometimes have (non-sarcastically) delightful conversations with my professors, and / or wonder at the end of the year how I got a high grade when my work and test scores were consistently low. (Note, when the teacher was a jerk, I just stopped caring, so this is biased anecdote.)
Anyway, woke teachers in Oklahoma desperate to get jobs should be able to intuit the proper PragerU answers to such tests and pass them with accolades. But then wouldn’t sleep for a few nights after the fact.
Wokeness remains awareness of systemic biases against marginalized peoples, and English colonials were victims of such biases, and revolted and formed a new nation (with some launch failures, and some undue influence by the plantation powers) specifically to counter anti-wokeness.
It’s been an uphill battle ever since and continues to be, despite fantasies of a communist revolution < Bolshevik chorus swells in the background. >
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Lack of credentials might only be a barrier for (normal) public education systems.
Just an opinion.
For all the faults in the Bible.
Most of the stories have Not been shown to be true. as 1000 years in Egypt Building Monoliths, that have not been seen.
To the IDEA, that the Christian Bible is Stolen from the jewish religion. And to the Jewish people and THEIR understanding of Their religion. If you aint Jewish, YOU aint going anywhere.
So Gentiles and Christians, ARE NOT part of their Bible, they are Jewish Wannabe’s.
Christians in the Past Persequted the Jewish. BADLY. Ask Shakespeare. A pound of Flesh anyone?
NOw According to this Person(not me) WOKE Must mean religious, According to 1 of the 60+ Christian Type religions, Cause I dont know if he wants to Add Jewish and Muslim groups WITH THAT LIST.
Raise your hands if you Think WOKE means Religious?
Neither do I.
Think it would be Interesting to Post on the Front page, Those KEY words used with Wrong meanings or NO MEANING. And Giving a Link or a RESONABLE suggestion as to WHAT they mean. Cause I think my Shoe Strings Are WOKE.
Mr. Whatsit,
Seems to want a religious School, and NOT one for Intelligence. IF So, they should GIVE HIM the TEACHERS COMPETENTANCE TEST, a requirement in most STATES. See how he would Grade.
Then Lets give him the Jewish and Muslim version of the Bible TESTS… And see IF HE CAN PASS THOSE.
Woke Test
They need to come up with a simple and accurate test for WOKE, just like the COVID tests. That way, when someone tests positive for WOKE, they can be immediately quarantined.
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Except the coronavirus is a biological entity subject to natural laws that the scientific method can be utilized to test for and treat.
“Woke” is a catch-all boogeyman term from conservative bigots that just means “stuff I don’t like or understand,” and also a substitution for the n-word for black people, the f-word for gay people, t-word for transgender people, and all the other slurs conservatives are sometimes too cowardly to say in public.
If you want to quarantine “woke,” you just have to stay in your fetid swamp and hate-fest of an echo chamber and you’ll never be subjected to people suggesting you should be a decent human being instead of a rabid bigot frothing at the mouth over people who are apparently scary simply because they’re different than you.
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That’s what Satan wants you to think.
That sentence is better than a telephone joker because it is irrefutable. And if your child dies in consequence, it is God’s will.
You cannot argue against people embracing stupidity, you can just hope for them dying out. Too bad they multiply like rabbits. Both in the biological as well as the mathematical sense.
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Following the theme of education got a quick test for you: Define ‘woke’.
Pass it on
Woke is a compliment!
prager U
Basically a pro-paedophile organization that wants to strip age of consent from the law.
They believe “bad things don’t happen to good people, therefore when something bad happens, its because you’ve somehow made god angry”.
By their own sick logic, they’ve said child abuse is the childs fault because otherwise “god would prevent it”.
They also claim anyone in a wheelchair is ‘condemned to hell’ for being evil, as shown by their “inability to walk on God’s earth”
Sick twisted monsters basically.
It’s just a piece pf paper with the words ‘If you can read this, you’re too woke for oklahoma.’