Latest DOJ WTFness: Encryption Is Like A Locked House That Won't Let Its Owners Back Inside

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Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein continues his push for law enforcement-friendly broken encryption. The ultimate goal is the same but the arguments just keep getting worse. Trying to pitch worthless encryption (i.e., encryption easily compromised in response to government demands) as “responsible” encryption is only the beginning of Rosenstein’s logical fallacies.

After a month-plus of bad analogies and false equivalents, Rosenstein has managed to top himself. The path to Rosenstein’s slaughtering of a metaphor runs through such highlights as the DAG claiming device encryption is solely motivated by profits and that this is the first time in history law enforcement hasn’t had access to all forms of evidence. It’s an intellectually dishonest campaign against encryption, propelled by the incredibly incorrect belief that the Fourth Amendment was written to provide the government with access, rather than to protect citizens from their government.

In a long article by Cyrus Farivar discussing a recent interview given by Rosenstein, the Deputy Attorney General drops this abomination of an analogy:

“I favor strong encryption, because the stronger the encryption, the more secure data is against criminals who are trying to commit fraud,” he explained. “And I’m in favor of that, because that means less business for us prosecuting cases of people who have stolen data and hacked into computer networks and done all sorts of damage. So I’m in favor of strong encryption.”

“This is, obviously, a related issue, but it’s distinct, which is, what about cases where people are using electronic media to commit crimes? Having access to those devices is going to be critical to have evidence that we can present in court to prove the crime. I understand why some people merge the issues. I understand that they’re related. But I think logically, we have to look at these differently. People want to secure their houses, but they still need to get in and out. Same issue here.”

It is nowhere near the “same issue.” I sincerely hope DAG Rosenstein regrets every word of this statement.

Let’s streamline the analogy: People want to protect the data on their phones. People still want to be able to access this data on their phones. In no case ever has encryption prevented people from accessing the data on their phones. Forgotten passcodes might, but that’s like losing house keys. You might need outside assistance to get back in.

Rosenstein’s analogy skips a step. It has to. There’s no way this analogy can ever work couched in Rosenstein’s anti-encryption statements. People lock their houses when they leave and unlock them with their keys when they get back. Rosenstein’s analogy is completely baffling, given the context of his remarks. How does strong security prevent people from “entering” their devices? It doesn’t and Rosenstein knows this. It only prevents people other than the device owner from doing so.

What he’s actually talking about is government access, but he can’t find a credible argument for weakening the strong encryption he just claimed he believed in. And he doesn’t have the intellectual honesty to say what he really means. The “they” in “but they still need to get in and out” is meant to encompass law enforcement agencies. In the context of Rosenstein’s anti-encryption argument, that’s the only interpretation that makes any sort of sense. Otherwise, it’s a non sequitur — one that claims strong security is somehow capable of preventing home owners from coming and going as they please.

A boneheaded analogy like this is the only rhetorical option left. That’s because what Rosenstein wants — easily-compromised “strong” encryption (i.e., “responsible encryption”) — simply cannot exist. Impossible demands can only be justified by implausible arguments. Given the swift and steady deterioration of Rosenstein’s rhetoric, it’s probably time to put his “Dead Horses and the Men Who Beat Them” show on ice.

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Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Does anyone take this seriously?

Or does everyone just roll their eyes and go yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah.

Millions of Americans, and others around the world, listen seriously to the words of the President of the United States. They do listen. Very seriously.

 

Sad.

 

 

Anyhow, in comparison to the President, and in comparison to the Attorney General, Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III — in comparison, their subordinate at DoJ, Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein, is just not quite exactly as serious.

That One Guy (profile) says:

... no, that is still not rain.

A boneheaded analogy like this is the only rhetorical option left.

It’s not ‘boneheaded’, it’s dishonest. Deliberately misleading and dishonest.

In one paragraph he proclaims that strong encryption is important and that he is in favor of it, yet the very next paragraph he throws out an example wherein he portrays strong encryption as a bad thing because it keeps certain people out, an example that only works if(as noted in the article) the ‘they’ in his statement are a different party than the ‘homeowner’ in his example.

It’s very clear that he does not actually believe in ‘strong encryption’ in any real sense of the term, and the least he could do is be honest about it. Admit flat out that he’s okay with weakening encryption, that it’s a price he’s willing to have the public pay in order to ensure unprecedented access to information that working encryption could prevent. It would still be a dangerously stupid idea for someone in his position to be pushing, but at least it would be an honestly presented dangerously stupid idea.

David says:

Man, one has to explain the simplest things to you:

But I think logically, we have to look at these differently. People want to secure their houses, but they still need to get in and out. Same issue here."

That’s a perfect analogy. Because it spells out the new world order. If you buy a smartphone, you think it is yours. But if you look at the small print, you cannot help but feeling that the manufacturer thinks it’s still theirs.

But you still need to have your personal data registered to get it because, make no mistake, the government considers it theirs. Or maybe they consider you its property, and as a slave your possessions are actually theirs.

I mean, take a look at civil asset forfeiture. That makes only sense once you are considered a government slave, otherwise your property could not just be taken without due process.

Ryunosuke (profile) says:

The path to Rosenstein’s slaughtering of a metaphor runs through such highlights as the DAG claiming device encryption is solely motivated by profits…

I will grant him this one BUT… only in as much as that after Snowden, the world took a hard look at how strong our encryption actually is, and who is accessing it, and for what reasons.

This is what happens when you put backdoors in stuff.

Anonymous Coward says:

People want to secure their houses, but they still need to get in and out. Same issue here.

It’s not that boneheaded an analogy. The lock is the encryption in this case. Now imagine we redesign door locks to accept a master key that "only LEO has a copy of". LEOs join the force, LEOs leave the force. The wrong people retain or gain access to those master keys and suddenly every house in America has to have the locks changed.

It’s a pretty apt analogy imo.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Re: Re:

Has looking for info on a phone AFTER THE FACT stop anyone from being murdered? Not that I know of. The people are already DEAD. The Murderers are also almost already DEAD after doing their thing. Most are smart enough to wipe and or destroy any hardware that might have had something on it.

Unless the governments are spying on everyone’s phone in real time, completely bypassing encryption, giving access to that phone, might stop a terrorist or murderer. No one in their right mind would want to grand a government that kind of power.

Tin-Foil-Hat says:

Newspeak

Anything with the words “justice”,”freedom” or “patriot” in it’s name is likely to be the opposite. This is just another unelected body that is responsible for policy but not accountable for the consequences.

They want to be able to effortlessly spy on our activities and punish as many people as possible for any transgression of our gazillion laws no matter how petty. Of course they’ll claim it’s for the fraction of a percent of cases that involve children or terrorism.

They should be considered an enemy of the people until they’re obligated to obey the same laws we are and operate as transparently as they demand we do. They should obey the spirit of the law, not look for loopholes to cast a wider net. They violate our trust and instead of earning it back they use fear tactics and propaganda to manipulate congress.

You want easy access to millions of devices just in case? Too bad.

orbitalinsertion (profile) says:

People want to secure their houses, but we still need to be able to enter with battering rams (possibly attached to APCs) and throw in flashbang grenades and storm in with heavy weapons pointed at you and your loved ones. Is that so hard to understand? Think of the children! I mean hypothetical children, not your personal, actual children.

Ben (profile) says:

We can use his analogy

If DAG Rosenstein insists on the ‘house’ analogy, how about I fix it for him:
“I want the government to have skeleton keys to every house in the country, no matter how secure. The government promises never to use the keys without judicial oversight and a proper warrant. And they also promise that nobody else in the world will be able to sneak into the keystore and take a key.” … like that won’t happen!

Not.You says:

More accurate version of the analogy

For his analogy to be correct you would have to imagine that the lock on the house was so effective that without the key, the house would literally be impossible to enter for anyone ever. What he is asking for is that when people put this type of 100% effective lock on the house, they also have to make a copy of the key and give it to the government.

crade (profile) says:

Re: More accurate version of the analogy

His analogy is keeping people out of their own houses. It makes no difference how effective the lock is, the analogy is complete trash.

If he were trying to say it’s to keep the government out of their houses,
A) He probably wouldn’t get much support for this idea
B) Comparing a secured physical location with encrypted information is specious

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