Nutty Trollish Guy On The Internet Files Nutty Trollish Defamation Lawsuit In Random State

from the news-at-11 dept

Okay, look. We’ve really tried to ignore Chuck Johnson. It’s pretty obvious that he’s the kind of guy who does a bunch of the stuff that he does to get more attention. We’ve never covered his various hilarious legal threats, though you can see a bunch of them nicely cataloged at this website. If you’re not aware, you can do some Google searches, but suffice it to say that he plays a “journalist” on the internet, and he’s somewhat infamous for the various stunts he pulls, combined with his penchant for threatening people with libel, as well as for many of his biggest stories being, well… ridiculous. A few weeks ago he threw something of a public tantrum because Twitter kicked him off its service. He had a lawyer in Missouri, John Burns, send a ridiculous threat letter to Twitter, based on an interpretation of the law that might be described as “crazy” by some and… “wrong” by many others.

But, now, by all accounts, it appears that Johnson has actually filed a defamation lawsuit in Missouri against Gawker (who is currently fighting a big (and much more important) lawsuit concerning the Hulk Hogan sex tape excerpt that it published). The lawsuit is equally as nutty as most things associated with Chuck Johnson, but go ahead and read it. The one thing that’s important to note is that there hasn’t, yet, been confirmation that it’s actually been filed, but at the very least someone put work into it.

By all public appearances, the only reasons that this was filed in Missouri was because… that’s where Johnson could actually find a lawyer willing to file something so ridiculous (the same lawyer who made the silly threats against Twitter) and, perhaps, because Missouri lacks a real anti-SLAPP law. It has one, but it only applies to petitioning the government. All the more reason to support a federal anti-SLAPP law.

We can go through all the reasons why the lawsuit is likely to fail, but, come on, we’ve got other stories to write as well, so we’ll just pick out some of the highlights.

  1. Missouri?!? WTF? There is no legitimate reason to file this lawsuit in the state court in Missouri. Johnson is in California. Gawker is in NY. And no, the fact that it’s kind of “in the middle” doesn’t count. This lawsuit will almost certainly be thrown out over the venue choice. The rationale in the lawsuit is laughable:

    Because Plaintiffs have been injured in the State of Missouri, the matter is properly before a circuit court of Missouri. Venue is determined solely by statute. State ex rel. Selimanovic v. Dierker, 246 S.W.3d 931, 932 (Mo. banc 2008). Because the matter alleges torts, including defamation and invasion of privacy, venue is proper in this Court.

    That’s unlikely to fly. As Adam Steinbaugh notes in his write-up (the link above), the case will almost certainly get dumped for “lack of personal jurisdiction.” At the very least it won’t stay in state court as it meets all the easy criteria for removal to federal courts (parties in different states, over $75k at stake…). Steinbaugh also wonders if Gawker might try to jump into federal court and file for declaratory relief in a state where it can use an anti-SLAPP law, but that’s not actually as easy as it may sound for a variety of reasons.

  2. The standard for defamation: As we’ve discussed many, many times, if you’re a public figure, the standard for defamation is very high (as it should be). The statements need to be done with “actual malice,” meaning that Gawker published false stuff, knowing it was false and that it would harm Johnson. That’s not happening.
  3. That’s not defamation: Among the things that Johnson complains about is a Gawker claim that he is the “web’s worst journalist.” That’s clearly a statement of opinion. No court is likely to find that defamatory.
  4. Intermediary liability to the rescue: Johnson also claims that Gawker reporters “solicited” defamatory comments. That’s protected by CDA 230 and should get tossed out. From the lawsuit:

    It is very common for initiators of writings (such as Defendants Howard and Trotter) to create content amongst other non-initiating content creators, and to directly respond-to and collaborate with non-initiating content creators, instigate and solicit responses from non-initiating content creators, and adopt the conclusions of or otherwise advertise or approve of the content of non-initiating content creators as signified through text content or by hyperlinking to additional locations on the same webpage or the webpages of other stand-alone writings.

    Yeah, that’s not how the law works.

  5. False things about false light: The lawsuit makes “false light” claims in addition to defamation. There’s a problem with that. For the most part, Missouri does not recognize “false light.” It’s not absolutely true, but mostly true, as noted in a recent Missouri Supreme Court ruling that notes that it has left open the possibility of false light in future cases, but that it absolutely will not allow attempts to just pile on a false light claim that is nothing but an attempt to allege defamation in another form. This is not false light and Missouri’s courts have rejected basically all false light claims for decades.

In the end, this may be more of the same nutty trolling from a nutty troll, but now that it’s (supposedly) actually hitting the judicial system, it’s worth highlighting yet another attempt to use defamation law to silence the press. What’s almost hilarious about this is that Johnson often holds himself out as a strong supporter of the First Amendment. Funny stuff.

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Super Manomaly says:

What's that up there? -- It's a bird! It's a plane! -- Oh, crap! It's just the usual ANOMALY!

Masnick loves items that have no wider application, with clear villain for his fanboys to ad hom, and most importantly, doesn’t lead to, oh, his precious Google. This is sheer fluff. Even Masnick has to start by excusing it as an anomaly.


I hope Hulk Hogan, whom I have no use for either, god what abyssmal stupidity “pro” wrestling is, but nonetheless I look beyond the person, wins and gets awarded enough to NEARLY put Gawker out of business, so that it has to cough up for years. — Not least because Gawker IS a business that profited from explicitly embarrassing Hogan, doesn’t have ANY intrinsic right to harm persons, only at best a responsibility to report the news impartially. — Which could have been done in TEXT ONLY. Gawker went out of its way to be SLEAZY, profited from invading privacy of persons, so BURN IT GOOD. The jury should look beyond the high-falutin’ legalisms defense lawyers will present to the need to punish corporations that destroy privacy.

out_of_the_blue says:

Re: Re: What's that up there? -- It's a bird! It's a plane! -- Oh, crap! It's just the usual ANOMALY!

Thanks and I detect your SARCASM. BUT, you are correct and I am sorry.


Guys, I will stop oppressing your first amendment rights and keep my false logic at bay.


I love you Mike!


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Gwiz (profile) says:

Re: What's that up there? -- It's a bird! It's a plane! -- Oh, crap! It's just the usual ANOMALY!

The jury should look beyond the high-falutin’ legalisms defense lawyers will present to the need to punish corporations that destroy privacy.

This is pure comedy gold.

Blue is basically saying in this comment: “Fuck the law because I don’t like what happened in this case.”

But, when it comes to filesharing, Blue has made clear he feels this way: “I don’t care that a lot of people feel that the law is immoral, I don’t feel that way and it’s the law, so you are all filthy criminals”

Paradox absorbing crumple zones, indeed.

DB (profile) says:

John Burns.. a name for Google to remember.

It’s actually Jonathon Christian Burns, and he is a new attorney. Not to be confused with John F Burns, an attorney in the same city, who is the right age to be his father.

He advertises himself as specializing in personal injury cases.

Interestingly, John F Burns also specializes in the usual ambulance chaser areas: personal injury, wrongful death, industrial accidents, property negligence, defect products, etc.

There is nothing wrong with that as a profession, but it’s worth noting that this is basically a guy that will write a letter or lawsuit saying anything you like.

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