Comcast Says That If You Object To Its Merger With Time Warner Cable, You're Ignorant And Unreasonable
from the because-. dept
Oh, Comcast. Remember how it was going to try to be a bit more subtle in pushing for approval of its merger with Time Warner Cable? Well, you can only deny your true nature for so long. The main force behind getting the merger approved, Comcast’s Executive VP David Cohen — the company’s most powerful lobbyist who isn’t registered as a lobbyist because he’s realized that as long as he says he’s not lobbying, he isn’t — has announced that no one knowledgeable or reasonable has objected to the merger. By implication, of course, this means that everyone objecting to the merger is ignorant and unreasonable:
“I have been struck by the absence of rational, knowledgeable voices in this space coming out in opposition or even raising serious questions about the transaction.” Cohen added.
Meanwhile, the obviously ignorant and unreasonable Writers Guild of America West has spoken out against the merger, noting that Comcast’s increasing use of broadband “caps, tiers, metering or other usage-based pricing” could create serious problems in killing off competitive online video distributors. And the eminently knowledgeable and reasonable Comcast retorted that it doesn’t have any caps at all. Oh no. It’s merely “testing data thresholds.”
“We don’t have data caps — and haven’t for about two years,” said Sena Fitzmaurice, Comcast’s vice president of government communications. “We have tested data thresholds where very heavy customers can buy more if they want more — but that only affects a very small percentage of our customers in a few markets.”
Apparently, spewing complete bullshit is the only thing that counts as “reasonable” and “knowledgeable” in the minds of Comcast’s top execs.