Going Once… Going Twice… Almost Sold Out On Various Techdirt Offerings
from the get-'em-while-they're-hot dept
Just a quick update that we’re getting close to shutting down a bunch of the limited edition offerings in our CwF+RtB experiment. So if you were thinking of ordering things like the t-shirts, hoodies, Book Club or Music Club do so soon. Most of them probably won’t last more than another week… We’ll eventually be offering up new tiers as well, but if you like what’s there, don’t miss ’em.
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Ahem
When does the “I, for one, welcome our new helmeted overlord” Tshirt bearing my signature get released?
Not that I’d get one for myself, but I’ve been having this fantasy about coming to bed and my girlfriend wearing it while lying in a skanky, some might say Cohen-esque pose….
Silence Techdirt
C’mon RIAA representatives. I know one of you can afford that silence Techdirt for a year promotion. I know I’d hate it if this site was gone for a year, but I don’t think Mike would be complaining with that big fat check.
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For 100 million, you could silence a whole bunch of the internet. After all, the posts are all public domain, so there isn’t a whole bunch of value here!
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“After all, the posts are all public domain, so there isn’t a whole bunch of value here!”
Way to completely confuse price and value, moron…
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“C’mon RIAA representatives. I know one of you can afford that silence Techdirt for a year promotion. I know I’d hate it if this site was gone for a year, but I don’t think Mike would be complaining with that big fat check.”
Funny story actually, I understand that the RIAA wanted to utilize that option, but like with most of their artists, they couldn’t figure out where to send the check…
baaaa-baaaa, come on sheep! Cue up for a shearing.
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“baaaa-baaaa, come on sheep! Cue up for a shearing.”
Yeah! Cue up for a shearing! Then we can go play pool with our queue sticks.
Idiot.
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fucktard.
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>>Then we can go play pool with our queue sticks.
Queue Sticks? You are a dolt, sir. I bet you play with a granny stick.
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…. did you seriously miss what he did there?
because if you did, this comment makes you look a lot worse than it does him 😀
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“Queue Sticks? You are a dolt, sir. I bet you play with a granny stick.”
Allow me to quote:
“Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it; most people aim at it, all people fear it, and few love it unless in themselves. A man must have a good share of wit himself to endure a great share of it in another.” – Lord Chesterfield.
Guess which way you fall in that last sentence there, sparky…
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What is this? Helmet, are you talking about me again? You know I play with a Granny Stick.
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Bwhahahahaha! Am I really inspiring more Spaceball character profiles? That’s fantastic.
“Granny Stick.”
That’s the sort of thing an idiot would use to carry around his luggage!