What To Call People Who Have Stock Options

from the optionistas dept

The San Jose Merc went out looking for ideas on what to call workers who hold stock options. Apparently “stock option holders” or, well, “employees” is simply too last year, and it’s time for something new. Among the ideas I liked were “optionistas” and “equitarian”, but there are some other good suggestions in the bunch. For most people who happen to be “optionistas” at this point, however, I think they wouldn’t care what you called them if you could figure out how to get their options above water.

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