Memo From The CEO

from the haha dept has a parody letter from a CEO to his staff at a networking company. It’s fairly amusing. He points out that their one customer doesn’t have any real products and is having trouble financially and might not be able to pay for the promised $1 billion worth of non-existant products from their own company. My favorite line, though, is the request to stop talking to the press, because they might hype the company up too much.

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