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• On the post: Oh Look, Police Can Investigate A Satirical Online Comment About Mythical Violence And Not Overreact

  

  Chuck Norris' Enemy (deceased) ( profile ), 28 Dec, 2010 @ 08:06am

  Re: We have the opposite problem

  Dear Constituent,
  Laws apply to you not us.
  Regards, Dr. Tom Flanagan

• On the post: Shouldn't We Fix The Check Clearing Loophole That So Many Scammers Abuse?

  

  Chuck Norris' Enemy (deceased) ( profile ), 28 Dec, 2010 @ 07:59am

  Re: Re: Yes, it's old. That's the point.

  Exactly! In fact, it looks like they are making out better...grabbing this guys assets specifically.

• On the post: DailyDirt: Better Living Via Chemistry… Just Got A Bit More Complicated

  

  Chuck Norris' Enemy (deceased) ( profile ), 17 Dec, 2010 @ 07:54am

  Shakes Fist

  And we just bought a new dishwasher hoping the dishes would get cleaner. (Our old one was making a pretty bad noise, too. That was the main reason. It was 20 years old.)

• On the post: Shouldn't The Patent Office Be Able To Reject A Bad Patent Application For Real?

  

  Chuck Norris' Enemy (deceased) ( profile ), 16 Dec, 2010 @ 02:17pm

  Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I am not sure this would fix anything

  truly revolutionary
  
  It wasn't 'truly revolutionary' if the patent office rejects it...twice! Especially with how low the bar is set for patent approval these days.

• On the post: Yet Another Court Explains To The Obama Administration That The 4th Amendment Means You Need To Get A Warrant

  

  Chuck Norris' Enemy (deceased) ( profile ), 16 Dec, 2010 @ 11:03am

  Re: Re: Re:

  and haven't needed to draw down the money the government has withheld for them from their working years
  
  Well, if the government didn't take my money in the first place...

• On the post: US Looking To Use Computer Hacking Law Against Assange

  

  Chuck Norris' Enemy (deceased) ( profile ), 16 Dec, 2010 @ 10:01am

  Re: Come on!

  Such a waste of time, money, and effort...
  
  Sounds like a true government program. :[

• On the post: Ron Paul Put In Charge Of Federal Reserve Oversight

  

  Chuck Norris' Enemy (deceased) ( profile ), 14 Dec, 2010 @ 06:26am

  Secret Service

  I hope he watches his back. JFK tried to mess with the Fed and a few weeks later...
  /conspiracy

• On the post: Supreme Court Ruling: You May Not Be Able To Legally Sell A Product First Made Outside The US

  

  Chuck Norris' Enemy (deceased) ( profile ), 13 Dec, 2010 @ 02:07pm

  Re: just grind off the offending logo.....

  That would be WalMart.

• On the post: Sherman Fredericks 'Steals'* From Me

  

  Chuck Norris' Enemy (deceased) ( profile ), 13 Dec, 2010 @ 01:53pm

  Uh Oh!

  Just saw an article that Stephens Media bought out our local rag and a free local weekly.
  
  And another note Mike...the law applies to you not to the "elite" class. =}

• On the post: Operation Payback And Wikileaks Show The Battle Lines Are About Distributed & Open vs. Centralized & Closed

  

  Chuck Norris' Enemy (deceased) ( profile ), 09 Dec, 2010 @ 11:05am

  Re:

  Yes. The US government needs to capture the children of 4chan and give them to contractors to sell as sex slaves to foreign governments.
  http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20101208/00221812176/so-wikileaks-is-evil-releasing-documents-dyncorp-gets-pass-pimping-young-boys-to-afghan-cops.shtml

• On the post: Newsday Drops Its Paywall For 'At Least One Month'

  

  Chuck Norris' Enemy (deceased) ( profile ), 07 Dec, 2010 @ 05:21am

  Lost Eyeballs

  The paywall has probably already done the damage. In three months, faithful readers who would rather not pay probably found another online news source, changed their news feeds, and will never know that Newsday is free again. If they do find out that Newsday is paywall-less, they probably won't bother switching back...especially if it may only be for one month. Smart marketing move!

• On the post: There Can Be Only One New Finland?

  

  Chuck Norris' Enemy (deceased) ( profile ), 07 Dec, 2010 @ 05:14am

  Re: ???

  The trollingest, contradictory, illogical commenter can only be Darryl ?,
  
  Imagine that you are not a robot and put some inflection into the sentence. Then it may make sense.

• On the post: TSA Told To Tell Children That Groping Them Is A Game… Horrifying Sex Abuse Experts

  

  Chuck Norris' Enemy (deceased) ( profile ), 03 Dec, 2010 @ 11:04am

  Fun times!

  Okay kids. It's time to play hide the pickle.
  
  Freakin' sickos!

• On the post: Woman Claims Legal Loophole Means She Now Owns The Sun… And She Wants You To Pay Up

  

  Chuck Norris' Enemy (deceased) ( profile ), 03 Dec, 2010 @ 09:12am

  Invest now!

  I think we are gonna need Mr. Burns' sun-blocking device.

• On the post: Woman Claims Legal Loophole Means She Now Owns The Sun… And She Wants You To Pay Up

  

  Chuck Norris' Enemy (deceased) ( profile ), 03 Dec, 2010 @ 09:08am

  Re:

  Yeah! Did she get an easement to cross my space?

• On the post: You Can Use Up Your Entire Monthly Verizon Wireless LTE Data Allotment In Just 32 Minutes

  

  Chuck Norris' Enemy (deceased) ( profile ), 03 Dec, 2010 @ 06:46am

  Re: But I'd be dead

  You only need to jump across the Pacific Ocean to see where US broadband will be in 20 years.

• On the post: You Can Use Up Your Entire Monthly Verizon Wireless LTE Data Allotment In Just 32 Minutes

  

  Chuck Norris' Enemy (deceased) ( profile ), 03 Dec, 2010 @ 06:38am

  Correction

  Mike, in the title...Monthly is missing the h.

• On the post: Piracy Is Over Like The Web Is Dead

  

  Chuck Norris' Enemy (deceased) ( profile ), 02 Dec, 2010 @ 12:22pm

  Re: Only a dollar!

  Wired is getting a little too in lock step with its corporate overlords. Web is dead. iPad the hero of newspapers. Pay for Apps. Piracy is gone. Climate change. It would be nice if they gave something a skeptical eye every once in a while instead of just buying in to the popular fad/topic.

• On the post: How The US Response Turns 'Failed' Terrorist Attacks Into Successes

  

  Chuck Norris' Enemy (deceased) ( profile ), 02 Dec, 2010 @ 07:36am

  Risk and how it affects you

  John Stossel did a write-up on some research into how risk plays into how many days of your life you lose.

• On the post: Is It A First Amendment Violation For Public Universities To Tell Athletes They Can't Tweet?

  

  Chuck Norris' Enemy (deceased) ( profile ), 02 Dec, 2010 @ 06:22am

  Coach Peterson

  "ALL YOUR TWEET ARE BELONG TO US."

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