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• On the post: European Commission Sued By European Parliament Member Because Of ACTA Secrecy

  

  Chuck Norris' Enemy (deceased) ( profile ), 31 Jan, 2011 @ 07:02am

  Re: Re: Lawsuit vs ACTA

  The fact that creators can still make money without copyright/patent/trademark shows that at least enough people still respect their work to make it profitable for them to continue to create. Now as for the middle men...so sorry!

• On the post: Sony PS3 Hacker Gagged

  

  Chuck Norris' Enemy (deceased) ( profile ), 28 Jan, 2011 @ 11:14am

  Re:

  Hotz hacks it...Microsoft patents hack.

• On the post: Politician Trespasses Into House Under Construction, Breaks Leg… Sues Owners

  

  Chuck Norris' Enemy (deceased) ( profile ), 27 Jan, 2011 @ 08:31am

  Kookoo Kuci

  This is far worse than Kucinich suing the Congress cafeteria $150k for his chipped tooth...which repair, I am sure, he paid for out of his own pocket?

• On the post: Apple Using Special New Screws So You Can't Open Your iPhone

  

  Chuck Norris' Enemy (deceased) ( profile ), 25 Jan, 2011 @ 01:44pm

  Re:

  Well, most people did think they could change the batteries on their devices.

• On the post: Obama Nominates Former Top RIAA Lawyer To Be Solicitor General

  

  Chuck Norris' Enemy (deceased) ( profile ), 25 Jan, 2011 @ 09:09am

  Re: One would think...

  Are you talking about the position of PofUSA? (rimshot)

• On the post: Details Leak For The NY Times Paywall

  

  Chuck Norris' Enemy (deceased) ( profile ), 25 Jan, 2011 @ 07:08am

  Re:

  Can we revisit your post in 10 months when they lift their paywall?

• On the post: Winner Of $10k From Apple Hung Up, Assuming It Was A Prank Call Or A Sales Call

  

  Chuck Norris' Enemy (deceased) ( profile ), 25 Jan, 2011 @ 07:04am

  Re: Re: Re: Re: never would've picked up

  I can't remember what he calls it but 'reproduce' may be the closest equivalent in the English language.

• On the post: Winner Of $10k From Apple Hung Up, Assuming It Was A Prank Call Or A Sales Call

  

  Chuck Norris' Enemy (deceased) ( profile ), 25 Jan, 2011 @ 06:15am

  Formal

  I would be a little more open if a formal letter was sent, perhaps through UPS or FedEx. Sorry to be a luddite here but phone calls and emails just scream scam. Unless it is from somebody you know, you have to think twice. At least with the letter you could have googled the number they wanted you to call and check out if it is legit or shown up on the 800-notes sites.

• On the post: Winner Of $10k From Apple Hung Up, Assuming It Was A Prank Call Or A Sales Call

  

  Chuck Norris' Enemy (deceased) ( profile ), 25 Jan, 2011 @ 06:10am

  Re: Re: never would've picked up

  And be impregnated with his alien seed! =]

• On the post: Woman Threatening To Sue Mall Because Mall Video Captured Her Text-And-Walking Into A Fountain

  

  Chuck Norris' Enemy (deceased) ( profile ), 21 Jan, 2011 @ 02:37pm

  My theory

  My guess as to what happens is as follows:
  1. Lady falls into fountain...nobody was really around so nobody noticed. I doubt security even saw it on their monitors.
  2. Lady calls security telling them what she did.
  3. Before going out security reviews the tapes and then changes their pants after wetting themselves. This could easily take 20 minutes, especially if they want to have themselves covered liability-wise before talking with her.
  4. Later guards upload to YouTube for all to witness.
  
  If the lady never would have called security in the first place I bet nobody would have known. I am sure she told her cousins about this so once they saw the video that matched the lady's story they knew it was her.

• On the post: Universal Music Donates Master Recordings To Library Of Congress… But Keeps The Copyright

  

  Chuck Norris' Enemy (deceased) ( profile ), 20 Jan, 2011 @ 12:43pm

  Already done

  Big whoop! Bob uploaded all these recordings to torrent sites years ago for all to listen to...and Universal got to keep the copyrights.

• On the post: Patrick Leahy Says TSA Scanners Are Invasive; Will Investigate Them

  

  Chuck Norris' Enemy (deceased) ( profile ), 17 Jan, 2011 @ 02:12pm

  Senators Response

  I sent letters to our reps on the scanners and gropes. Sen. Harkin and Rep. Latham pretty much slapped the "this is what we need to do to keep us safe" line in their replies. Sen. Grassley (also on the Senate Judiciary Committee) response was essentially similar to Leahy's. He stated that right now it is the best way but does not believe that the measures taken by TSA are necessary to the extent of the invasion of privacy on citizens. He also stated that he would look into investigating TSA's new tactics. So at least we have two on the same committee working toward the same goal (or at least saying the same thing).

• On the post: Courtney Love's Twitter Defamation Defense: 'Twitter Made Me Do It'

  

  Chuck Norris' Enemy (deceased) ( profile ), 14 Jan, 2011 @ 11:15am

  Re: from Australia

  Too afraid to swear? Scared your government is gonna send the censorship police to your door. Better hide/destroy all your rated M video games.

• On the post: One Mentally Deranged Shooter Is No Reason To Throw Out The First Amendment

  

  Chuck Norris' Enemy (deceased) ( profile ), 12 Jan, 2011 @ 11:04am

  Re:

  OMG! Anti-Tea Partiers are loading their guns with the safeties off and putting them in their cars. Now I need to get a gun and do the same. When I go crazy and shoot people I will blame Purple Warp-Speed Anonymous Coward because he made me so afraid of Anti-Tea Party types I had to arm myself to feel safe.
  
  /troll feeding

• On the post: Backpages Points Out That It Shouldn't Be Liable For Actions Of Its Users

  

  Chuck Norris' Enemy (deceased) ( profile ), 11 Jan, 2011 @ 06:50am

  Re: Re:

  Double post apology. The page only loaded halfway and froze after the first submit. So reluctantly I pressed submit again knowing I may be making a woeful mistake. =]

• On the post: Backpages Points Out That It Shouldn't Be Liable For Actions Of Its Users

  

  Chuck Norris' Enemy (deceased) ( profile ), 11 Jan, 2011 @ 06:47am

  Re:

  So let say a criminal writes a ransom letter with a Bic pen, should Bic get sued for the actions of its user?
  
  Not only that...the Bic pen should stop dispensing ink when it knows that the handler is writing a ransom note and not his grocery list!

• On the post: Backpages Points Out That It Shouldn't Be Liable For Actions Of Its Users

  

  Chuck Norris' Enemy (deceased) ( profile ), 11 Jan, 2011 @ 06:45am

  Re:

  So let say a criminal writes a ransom letter with a Bic pen, should Bic get sued for the actions of its user?
  
  Not only that, the Bic pen should stop dispensing ink when it knows that the handler is writing a ransom note and not his grocery list.

• On the post: UK Man Convicted Of A Crime For Letting Drivers Know They Should Slow Down To Avoid Speed Camera

  

  Chuck Norris' Enemy (deceased) ( profile ), 06 Jan, 2011 @ 02:23pm

  Re: Whoa, whoa, whoa....

  That's what I thought, too. angry dude (I think it's the same person, their writing styles are similar) got nailed through Mike's connections in law enforcement in the UK. =]

• On the post: Governor Cuomo's 'Best Social Media People Around' Claim Parody Account Is The Real Governor

  

  Chuck Norris' Enemy (deceased) ( profile ), 04 Jan, 2011 @ 06:42am

  Excuse

  Sounds like the Governor has another excuse to bash a technology he doesn't understand. Call for action coming soon!!!

• On the post: Is There Any Actual Proof A House Was Robbed Due To A Facebook Status Update?

  

  Chuck Norris' Enemy (deceased) ( profile ), 28 Dec, 2010 @ 11:05am

  Facts! Who cares!

  Since when do facts matter when there is FUD to spread?

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