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• On the post: White House Releases Performatively Ridiculous ‘Principles’ For ‘Tech Platform Accountability’ That Include Removing Section 230

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 09 Sep, 2022 @ 10:17am

  *Sigh*

  For five minutes, can the government not try to rewrite the fabric of the internet… f o r f i v e m i n u t e s ?!?

• On the post: Gun Detection AI The Latest Tech To Make Schools Less Safe

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 02 Sep, 2022 @ 06:08am

  Since we’re going full gestapo on the children, we should incorporate Ed-209’s to patrol the school hallways, ensuring that no shooters can harm the children. It worked so well in the movies. 😩👌

• On the post: US Government, Which Once Tried To Regulate Disinformation, Engaged In Targeted Disinformation Campaigns

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 01 Sep, 2022 @ 11:07am

  When Nietzsche said “He who fight monsters might take care lest he becomes a monster himself,” I think he was actually referring to disformation on the internet.

• On the post: California Senate Passes Three Awful Bills For The Internet; Will Newsom Sign Them?

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 30 Aug, 2022 @ 09:58am

  But in all honesty, what the actual fuck, California?

• On the post: California Senate Passes Three Awful Bills For The Internet; Will Newsom Sign Them?

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 30 Aug, 2022 @ 09:54am

  Me: You were the chosen one! You were said to destroy the Digital Scare, not join them! Bring balance to the Internet, not leave it in darkness! California: T H I N K O F T H E C H I L D R E N ! Me: You were one of my favorite states, California! I loved you!

• On the post: Dear California Law Makers: How The Hell Can I Comply With Your New Age-Appropriate Design Code?

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 24 Aug, 2022 @ 01:35pm

  Well the plus side, if this bill does pass, it’ll go affect in the start of 2024, so anything could happen between then and now. I’m trying to be more optimistic about this, but considering how unopposed this bill has been in the Californian Congress, it’s hard to. Personally, I think in worse case scenario, the bill will cause a ton of confusion with some opportunistic bad actors taking advantage. Will it “Blow up the Internet?” Personally I don’t think so. I usually agree with Eric Goldman, and I agree that AB 2273 is a bad and confusingly written mess with “OK boomer” vibes. Is it problematic? Yes. Is it confusing as all heck? Definitely. But is it on the same level as Article 13/17? No. AB 2273 is so atrociously written I don’t think anyone would know how to implement it or everyone will ignore it altogether. I’m no fortune teller. But then again, like I said, anything could happen between then and now.

• On the post: Dear California Law Makers: How The Hell Can I Comply With Your New Age-Appropriate Design Code?

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 24 Aug, 2022 @ 12:58pm

  Didn’t Netchoice, the same group who sued Texas and Florida, quietly hinted that they may sue California to stop this bill from becoming law?

• On the post: Spending Too Long Pooping At School? There’s A (Government) App For That

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 24 Aug, 2022 @ 10:56am

  Wow. You can’t make this shit up.

• On the post: Mariah Carey Sets Off Firestorm Trying To Trademark ‘Queen Of Christmas’

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 19 Aug, 2022 @ 05:28am

  This changes everything

  This revelation completely changes the meaning of her hit song, “All I want for Christmas is You.” She doesn’t want someone’s love for Christmas, she actually wants Christmas itself. All she wants for Christmas is to rule over Christmas.

• On the post: Texas School District Decides To Just Ban All Books Flagged For Review… Including The Bible

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 17 Aug, 2022 @ 08:15pm

  With the seas rising, I will welcome the 2nd golden age of pirates with open arms.

• On the post: Oprah Sues Podcast About Oprah For Branding That Includes Oprah Trademarks

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 16 Aug, 2022 @ 09:51pm

  Preach man. Preach.🫰🫰

• On the post: California Legislature Kills Ridiculous ‘Social Media Addiction’ Bill, But Allows Other Bad Bills To Move Forward

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 14 Aug, 2022 @ 09:23am

  😂

• On the post: California Legislature Kills Ridiculous ‘Social Media Addiction’ Bill, But Allows Other Bad Bills To Move Forward

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 13 Aug, 2022 @ 08:51pm

  Saying big words is not a substitute for saying unsubstantial accusations. It’s boondoggling.

• On the post: California Legislature Kills Ridiculous ‘Social Media Addiction’ Bill, But Allows Other Bad Bills To Move Forward

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 12 Aug, 2022 @ 06:38pm

  One step forward….. …And three flights of stairs backwards.

• On the post: House Of Zana Defeats Zara’s Trademark Opposition

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 11 Aug, 2022 @ 09:44am

  Nobody asked you daft spam-douche.

• On the post: House Of Zana Defeats Zara’s Trademark Opposition

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 11 Aug, 2022 @ 09:37am

  Can we all agree that “House of Zana” is a really awesome name for a store?

• On the post: EU Commissioner Pens Barely Coherent Defense Of Spying On Everyone, For The Children

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 10 Aug, 2022 @ 10:02am

  Johansson: “So I was inspired by this book by George Orwell and it gave me a great idea to protect the children.”

• On the post: Netflix’s Gaming Offering Is Being Largely Ignored By Customer Base

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 09 Aug, 2022 @ 03:12pm

  Wait, Netflix has a gaming branch?

• On the post: Rep. Cathy McMorris Rodgers And Deeply Unfunny ‘Satirist’ Seek To Remove Website 1st Amendment Rights To ‘Protect Free Speech’

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 09 Aug, 2022 @ 10:30am

  If the Onion wrote a headline on this Story

  Angry, Salty Karen from Congress Hijacks Onion Wannabe To Complain About Twitter.

• On the post: Absolutely Terrible Textbook Publishing Giant Pearson Wants To Make Everything Even Worse With NFTs

  

  Cat_Daddy ( profile ), 05 Aug, 2022 @ 11:09am

  It’s incredible that NFTs are so terrible that there is scientific evidence that they are contributing to climate change. Even the Earth hates NFTs.

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