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• On the post: Congress' Members-Only Gym Deemed Essential, So It Remains Open During Government Shutdown

  

  Jeff ( profile ), 09 Oct, 2013 @ 11:03am

  "All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others".
  
  -- George Orwell, Animal Farm

• On the post: How Mike Rogers Buries NSA-Related Documents, While Pretending He Made Them Available

  

  Jeff ( profile ), 23 Sep, 2013 @ 11:36am

  I believe that should be "Representative Mike Rogers" not "Senator Mike Rogers"

• On the post: Lost An Email? Just Call The NSA!

  

  Jeff ( profile ), 03 Sep, 2013 @ 01:07pm

  Re:

  Why?!?
  
  The NSA probably recorded it also!

• On the post: The NSA Is Dianne Feinstein's And Mike Rogers' Abusive, Cheating Spouse

  

  Jeff ( profile ), 28 Aug, 2013 @ 10:54am

  Re: Re: Just look at their real spouses

  Darth Insidious....

• On the post: Rep. Morgan Griffith: If Latest Leaks On NSA Had Come Out Earlier, NSA-Defunding Amendment Would Have Passed

  

  Jeff ( profile ), 20 Aug, 2013 @ 08:55am

  Re: Re:

  and don't forget the biggest incentive to forget about all of this bruhaha... sweet money from lobbyists!!!
  
  /s

• On the post: Guy Who Wrote Legal Memos Defending US Torture Defends NSA Because It Takes Too Long To Obey The Constitution

  

  Jeff ( profile ), 20 Aug, 2013 @ 08:50am

  Why is anybody listening him anyway? Fascists will always be fascists...

• On the post: Simple Question: How Could President Obama Not Know That Ed Snowden Had The IG Report That Showed Widespread NSA Abuse?

  

  Jeff ( profile ), 16 Aug, 2013 @ 08:20am

  Re: Snowden "was bothered by technology companies"

  When you think, does the friction of your brain cells rubbing together catch the rest of your body on fire??

• On the post: Prenda Lawyer Would Like Future Documents Sealed Because Techdirt Commenters Said Mean Stuff About Him

  

  Jeff ( profile ), 14 Aug, 2013 @ 01:37pm

  To Team Prenda

  BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

• On the post: Rep. Mike Rogers Blocking Other Congressional Reps From Access To Info On NSA Surveillance

  

  Jeff ( profile ), 05 Aug, 2013 @ 10:48am

  Mike - you should be careful...

  ...This might add fuel to the fire for the lawsuit Rep Rogers will be bringing against you... After all, you are siding with somebody 'on the other side' (AKA the 'terrists!)

• On the post: Ex-CIA/NSA Boss Says Snowden Worse Than Every Spy From Benedict Arnold To The Rosenbergs

  

  Jeff ( profile ), 22 Jul, 2013 @ 08:32am

  Re:

  Quick!!! Patent that!

• On the post: Next Two Congressional Hearings On Copyright Reform Show The Exact Wrong Approach

  

  Jeff ( profile ), 19 Jul, 2013 @ 06:19pm

  Re: Re:

  meh... looks like I need to cut back on the caffeine...

• On the post: Next Two Congressional Hearings On Copyright Reform Show The Exact Wrong Approach

  

  Jeff ( profile ), 19 Jul, 2013 @ 06:18pm

  Re:

  Oh noes!!! you've leaked it!!!
  
  
  That was what was decided in the SECRET courts that we can't know about!!!
  
  AAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHH!!! We're doomed!!!

• On the post: NSA Official Admits Agency's Surveillance Covers Even More People Than Previously Indicated

  

  Jeff ( profile ), 17 Jul, 2013 @ 06:35pm

  Re: Re: Bigger haystack

  Make hay while the sun shines!

• On the post: Former Top NSA Lawyer Blames Civil Libertarians For 9/11, Says Hype About NSA May Lead To A Repeat

  

  Jeff ( profile ), 17 Jul, 2013 @ 07:31am

  Wow... just wow... shameful doesn't even begin to describe this man's behavior. Petty tyrants will always try and justify their actions - "BECAUSE THE LAW ALLOWS IT". However, through the use of secret interpretations, and secret courts, it dodges a fundamental guiding principle of the founding of the United States - the will of the governed. That's not to say the will of the governed wouldn't agree to being monitored and watched, but we haven't even been given the chance to debate the matter - because we don't matter. The autocratic - "TRUST US WE'RE WITH THE GOVERNMENT" has been completely worn thin, and the American public is waking up to the fact that an unfettered, unaccountable government is a dangerous thing.

• On the post: Sen. Dick Durbin: Journalists Deserve Protection But We'll Decide Who's Actually A Journalist

  

  Jeff ( profile ), 02 Jul, 2013 @ 07:13am

  Re:

  Really???
  
  This must be a prime example of Poe's Law... I just can't tell.

• On the post: If You Were Bradley Manning, What Would You Do?

  

  Jeff ( profile ), 20 Jun, 2013 @ 07:23am

  WWBMD

  I'm having all kinds of trinkets made up that says "WWBMD"... think it'll be a best seller? I'm thinking of making them black to symbolize the darkness of the hood of justice(tm) being pulled over our eyes...

• On the post: MPAA's Chris Dodd Will Be The Chair Of 'Free Speech Week'

  

  Jeff ( profile ), 18 Jun, 2013 @ 08:01am

  Doubleplusgood

  You have not crimestoped - therefore thinkpol will turn you over to minitrue for thoughtcrime joycamp. Once you are goodthink, you can be artsem for goodsex issue. Resume your prolefeed until thinkpol double-plus rectify you...

• On the post: Rep. Peter King Says Reporters Should Be Prosecuted For Reporting On Government Leaks

  

  Jeff ( profile ), 12 Jun, 2013 @ 09:41am

  This just in...

  Water is wet...
  
  Politicians are idiots...
  
  Film at 11!

• On the post: DHS Says Agent 'Hunches' Trump Citizens' Rights In Searching Your Computer At The Border

  

  Jeff ( profile ), 06 Jun, 2013 @ 09:02am

  Hand Waves

  These are not the rights you are looking for...
  
  Move along now...

• On the post: NSA Says It Doesn't Spy On Americans As Obama Administration Defends Letting NSA Spy On Americans

  

  Jeff ( profile ), 06 Jun, 2013 @ 09:00am

  The American public still won't care

  Because...
  
  Look!!
  
  The Bachelor Dancing with the Stars on a Desert Survivor is on the TV!!!
  
  /s
  
  We get the gov't we deserve.

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