Lost An Email? Just Call The NSA!
from the backup-and-disaster-recovery-for-idiots dept
Throughout all the reporting on the NSA’s massive surveillance programs, both international and domestic, you’ll occasionally hear an increasingly common response: let’s just all troll the hell out of them. The idea, of course, is that the NSA’s collection of everything ever simply sets up a massive problem of extrapolating the number and size of haystacks in which they must find the terrorism needle. Anyone pissed off about how the American government is treating them via spying on their activities might suggest that they surreptitiously insert a bunch of likely flagged words into normal communications just to make things a bit tougher on the agency. And, despite the fact that these suggestions are usually made half-seriously, often accompanied by nervous laughter and a quick review of surroundings to ensure no black vans are present, the NSA has acknowledged the problem and has said it is prepared for the trolls. This is in response to entire websites devoted to online antics and shenanigans, all designed to make the job of the NSA just a tad bit more difficult.
But not all such antics need take place online, as evidenced by my new personal hero, a man in Holland who called the NSA to retrieve and an email he said he’d accidentally deleted.
But take note, people: this doesn’t work. While the NSA certainly may have your email, but they won’t serve as your backup provider. Which is just as well, since that’d take a significant revenue stream away from me, personally. Thanks for not intruding everywhere, NSA.