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  • May 12, 2026 @ 09:35pm

    A requirement on their CV to apply to work for herr toupe.

  • May 08, 2026 @ 10:24pm

    Nothing quite like MBAs (and Japanese companies in whole)so out of touch with their customers and fans that they constantly spit on them and treat them like the pirates they are trying to combat. And in a lot of cases, so many just get away with it because fans put up with it. Not that we have much of a choice if you want to support them. Capcom seems to ebb and flow. They can't make up their damn mind if they want to be assholes or not. They got through periods of being baseline not offensive to gimping their games with multiple DRM systems just to say "fuck you" to their paying customers. Particularly ones that like to mod and fix their broken shit they don't want to. I was excited for some recent Steam re releases of older games. Only to procrastinate and find out elsewhere by accident they put super intrusive DRM in literal 2+ decade old games. Like what the fuck man, here I was gonna give you money. But yeah no thanks I just stick with emulated or pirated versions of these games I already own on older platform.

  • May 05, 2026 @ 12:46pm

    Name 5 you piece of gutter trash. And not just conspiracies. Name 5 Soros controlled companies where there is a clear paper trail of his influence We will be waiting because there isn't any

  • May 05, 2026 @ 12:45pm

    He's just the boogie man they try to deflect with when anything at all is pointed out about anything. It's all just conspiracy bullshit. If Soros wanted to influence anything he could do it out in the open. But really doesn't when dozens of fascist right wing billionaires are all out in the open telling you exactly what they are doing and there nothing but crickets from the brain rot crowd. Oh other than "but AnTiFa and SoRoS!1!!" And not a single God damned shred of any real evidence left wing billionaires controlling anything to skew a narrative. Companies aligned with the more Jesus like interests these morons claim to follow and were "woke" because it's good for business. Being a gutter racist doesn't bring in the $$$ because as we all know , the racist shit stains complaining about wokeism and Soros are actually a small tiny minority of vocal idiots.

  • May 03, 2026 @ 08:16pm

    Trump Derangement Syndrome is a hell of a drug isn't it? Who cares about law, order, the constitution if it means daddy Drumpf can't get what he wants! He's The King after all! He has absolute executive authority to do whatever he wants! What?! The Biden Crime Family wants to unburden working class people of their exploitive and unfair student loan debt where they have shown in great detail how people were abused and taken advantage of? SCREEEEEEE THOSE GYAT DAYUM SATANIST CHILDREN EATING LIBRUL SCUM! SCREEEE ILLEGGGAAALLLL /S if you really can't tell.

  • May 03, 2026 @ 08:07pm

    And spending years screaming about lawfare flooding the zone with garbage to distract those conservative brain rot ridden idiots so that when they actually start doing the things they told them "the other" was doing when they really weren't. They'd be too stupid, and incapable of any thought of their own they couldn't possibly see or have the balls to acknowledge they were deliberately lied to and manipulated. Their faith weaponized against them so effectively they are incapable of admitting they could ever be wrong.

  • Apr 28, 2026 @ 12:31pm

    And just imagine these lawyers went to school for how long just to file the inane ramblings of a demented pedophile rapist pretending he is world's biggest strong man.

  • Apr 20, 2026 @ 11:43pm

    If only words could penetrate the reality distortion field these "independent thinkers" live in. 🫤

  • Apr 18, 2026 @ 05:46pm

    And at least all 3 of them were actually qualified. Something something Meritocracy, something something twice electing an uneducated, unqualified, in American moron who never worked a day, let alone a day in public service in his life Tonald Drumpf.

  • Apr 18, 2026 @ 05:43pm

    Also make election day a federal mandatory paid holiday for every working adult in the country. And ensure there are no thugs masked up with weapons to intimidate anyone from voting while not straight and white. Provide a budget for every voting site to keep every single person shielded from the elements, well fed and hydrated without costing anything for anyone choosing to vote. While you are at it, make sure every person working election locations are compensated extremely well for their patriotic duty. It would make VBM largely irrelevant exception for the outlier circumstances that require it. Like you know, service members overseas. Of course you know conservative brain rot would never agree to any of this. Because they don't actually want safe and fair elections. They want to dismantle the right to vote for anyone who doesn't agree with them under the guise of "NoN CitIXEn VotRARs"

  • Apr 18, 2026 @ 05:14pm

    Funny you say that, like the whole "lawfare" thing. Kind of like how the GOP spent the last administration trying to do just that and getting laughed out of court on nearly every occasion that wasn't subject to the whims of the corrupt SCOTUS. Who wouldn't even entertain the idea that conservatives were somehow deprived of 1A rights by private platforms being able to decide to do whatever they want and censor their literal death spreading disinformation during Covid. You have some brain cells. Use them

  • Apr 18, 2026 @ 05:11pm

    Ah if only conservative brain rot left them capable of shame, self reflection and willingness to change. Sadly it doesn't. They are incapable, you know. Like a cult member. Even if they acknowledge they cross a bridge too far maybe when asked. They will continue on their way voting for them. Because being more like Jesus is actually, icky and hard.

  • Apr 17, 2026 @ 08:45pm

    Plus. Making changes starts with talking shit and flooding the zone about who started this, and why they started this. To inform those who have been deliberately lied to and manipulated to further the Theocratic Authoritarian agenda. As Carlin said, "Religion is mind control". There is no "hUrRrrr BoTh SidEs" anymore. It all originates from these Theocrats who think the world should be dominated by their equivalent of Sharia Law.

  • Apr 14, 2026 @ 01:48pm

    So liberals are the fascists because they checks notes don't want overwhelming consolidation in the hand of a small number of people to control and weaponize said consolidation to push their actual fascist agenda. All run by someone who got the job because not for merit. But because they are one of the dictator's bootlicker's son. Not to mention how bad this would be for a so called "America First" agenda by putting thousands out of work. Ok logic checks out. Conservative Brain Rot is really something isn't it.

  • Apr 01, 2026 @ 08:02pm

    Exactly first thing I went to while reading this. This means she was acting lawfully protecting someone from a bunch of racist goons acting under zero authority to do what they were doing.

  • Oct 03, 2025 @ 01:49pm

    Where are the lawsuits against Faux News then? Where are all the apologies they have spend decades screaming about when others mislead people? Lawsuit for manipulating every single thing Drumpf said during the election even in the middle of an interview with Kamala. It's increasingly clear that the US is toast and nothing short of tearing down the entire govt system,constitution be damned because it clearly doesn't mean shit when the entire checks and balances have decided to make themselves irrelevant for dear leader. I'll be waiting for WW3 against the new Axis powers of the US, Russia and Israel.

  • Aug 06, 2025 @ 06:34pm

    Ah yes Wells Fargo the bastion of upstanding moral behavior. Payment processors and people like MasterCard are why it's basically impossible to legally purchase porn from countries like Japan. Just gets pirated instead from people who would gladly give them money while the Japanese try to DMCA the pirates. I can't blame them considering it's not their fault these prude fucks prevent them from selling their wares lol.

  • Jun 29, 2025 @ 11:09am

    My favorite is the company I work for outsources critical Medicare and back end claims to some place I guess by their accents, Bangladesh maybe. And you can hear the are in some big open office plan of awfulness but the worst part is they make them use fake white people names as if we are a bunch of idiots or something. It's pretty sad.

  • Jun 27, 2025 @ 12:23pm

    Amazing how the corrupt conservative justices continually invent new mental gymnastics to rule to the opposite of their own previous ruling because it suits their purpose of pushing their hetero chistro fascist on everyone more openly at said later date. Welcome to the start of The Great Firewalls of America. (Plural because every state will now end up creating their own hard walls to the Internet between imaginary borders )

  • Jun 25, 2025 @ 08:34pm

    Ok let's assume they aren't. With nuance explain to me anything reasonable about Trump, or ANY concrete real political policy that he promised, Project 2025 promoted. In great detail, what made any of that somehow lesser of "Two Evils". Ignorance is no longer valid. Everyone knew what Trump was about and who he was already. He had no policy plans, nothing substantial that actually does anything to help anyone without hurting someone else, most especially themselves. Nothing but a house of cards built on lies, and promising to hurt those they hate. All for building his own power and escaping prison and accountability.

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