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  • On the post: TSA Punishes Pilot For Videotaping Security Problems At Airports

    The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 24 Dec, 2010 @ 02:45pm

    Anyone who actually believes that the TSA prevents terror attacks should be in long-term care for delusional behavior. They have not, and never will stop a determined terror attack, and all of their stupid and useless scans and patdowns are totally devoid of value and meaning. One day, horribly enough, their total inadequacy will become all to painfully apparent to the nation, but unfortunately it will once again be too little, too late. Enjoy the security theater, fools. I have simply stopped flying entirely, and while it limits my range, I have a peace of mind and sense of security that they will never, ever provide. Put simply, there's no place that I can ever see a need to go to that would ever justify my going through the gigantic insult to human dignity that air travel in the US has become. My outlook is quite simple - it's simply not worth going to jail for kicking the teeth out of the TSA agent who molests me because they're "just doing their job". Adoph Eichmann tried that defense of why he was "just doing his job", and at the end of the day, he was at the end of a rope!

  • On the post: ACS:Law's Epic Failure In Trying To Take File Sharing Cases To Court

    The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 10 Dec, 2010 @ 06:44am

    Their lawyers should all die in a fire

    Actually, that's too kind. They need to die on fire while drowning in a cesspool. Surely that's within the realm of possibility. Even that is too compassionate, but you have to start somewhere.

  • On the post: Viacom Plays The Insane Hyperbole Card In Claiming YouTube Ruling Would 'Completely Destroy' Content Value

    The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 04 Dec, 2010 @ 09:40am

    Re: Re: Re:

    And I'll bet sugar daddy Sumner gave you a nice shiny new quarter to spew your shill-drivel here! Red herrings? Pot - meet kettle. Have a nice day, you shilly little man.

  • On the post: Why Congress Isn't So Concerned With TSA Nude Scans & Gropes: They Get To Skip Them

    The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 20 Nov, 2010 @ 05:15am

    Congress teabags donkeys!

  • On the post: If You Discover A Privacy Data Breach, You Probably Shouldn't Wait Three Months To Tell Users

    The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 05 Nov, 2010 @ 10:21am

    Wellpoint wants to make more profit, that's why they did it.

    The interest of Wellpoint is primarily denying care to its clients, and hoping they die quickly, so if they can have a few of them die of strokes and heart attacks after their identities are stolen and they lose their jobs and are driven into bankruptcy, it suits them very nicely. Otherwise, some of those sumbitches might live long enough to get really expensive diseases, and it's easier to have them dead quickly than to have to fight the appeals of their coverage denials. Sorry, but that's how things actually work in this world, or at least in the US.

  • On the post: Lawsuit Settled After Cop Revealed Anonymous Blogger To His Church, Then Destroyed Records To 'Protect Civil Rights'

    The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 05 Nov, 2010 @ 10:09am

    This is why nobody with any intelligence goes to churches like these

    I'm sure the church membership is comprised largely of slack-jawed, mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging unibrows with few enough teeth to be able to eat corn off the cob through a picket fence, with a good portion of them a product of incest. Other than that, they're probably as fine a group of people as you're likely to find in places like Mecca, or maybe the Vatican. Seating by tithing? Just wow! What a pack of morons they must be. But Jeebus loves dem dummies, don't he?

  • On the post: Hadopi Already Up To Sending Out 25,000 'First Strike' Notices Per Day

    The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 25 Oct, 2010 @ 03:57pm

    Re: Re: Re: France, the country full of outlaws?

    Get the tumbrels ready. He does seem to be quite the arrogant cheese-eating surrender monkey, doesn't he?

  • On the post: Hadopi Already Up To Sending Out 25,000 'First Strike' Notices Per Day

    The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 25 Oct, 2010 @ 03:54pm

    How about if I make you a nice knuckle sandwich, beeyotch?

    You are, above all else, an idiot and a troll, and as such, you should be pimp-slapped into a crying heap of snot and blood on the ground. I mean that in a nice way.

  • On the post: US Basically Says It'll Ignore Anything In ACTA That It Doesn't Like… So How About Everyone Else?

    The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 25 Oct, 2010 @ 03:44pm

    I already plan on doing that.

    Yessir, if there's anything I don't like about this law, I plan on ignoring it too, and since there's nothing I like about it, that simplifies matters greatly. Of course, if they disagree, and wish to sic lawyers on me, I will happily send said lawyers to their ultimate destination, which is a place where it is much warmer than what they're accustomed too - even the ones who live in Arizona.

  • On the post: Sony To Stop Making Cassette Walkmen (Yes, It Was Still Making Them…)

    The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 25 Oct, 2010 @ 03:38pm

    I never realized how lame Sony actually was.

    I certainly do now.

  • On the post: Universal Claiming Dancing Baby Video Not An Obvious Case Of Fair Use

    The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 25 Oct, 2010 @ 03:34pm

    Re: Fair Use

    Dear Universal,

    As you will become painfully aware in the not too distant future, there is such a thing as fair use, and you will then gain a true appreciation of what the word "painfully" can actually mean. You know nothing of pain now, but you will learn a very deep and lasting lesson soon.

    Regards,

    The General Public

  • On the post: Universal Claiming Dancing Baby Video Not An Obvious Case Of Fair Use

    The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 25 Oct, 2010 @ 03:30pm

    Actually, they can't see themselves in the mirror at all.

    How is this possible? Simple, they are actually vampires, looking to suck the last drop of blood out of every last human being on the planet. Thus, human beings have no choice but to kill them all, by driving wooden stakes through their coal black hearts. Or shooting them with silver bullets. Or cutting off their heads with silver swords. Lots of ways to deal with them, but all of them involve killing them, or they will return, and it will never end.

  • On the post: Universal Claiming Dancing Baby Video Not An Obvious Case Of Fair Use

    The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 25 Oct, 2010 @ 03:10pm

    Re: Re: Re: Objection!

    These companies will never, ever be fined for anything they do. They own the government at all levels, and all court judgements will be bought and paid for. What is needed here are massive fires at the next board meetings of all of them, making sure that nobody survives, and if they persist in their idiocy, then more fires are called for. A couple gallons of gasoline and a cigarette lighter are the only costs. That might slow them down. Then again, they are morons, so probably not. But still, they all need to die in a fire.

  • On the post: Mark Cuban: It's Okay For Broadcasters To Block Access Based On Browsers, Because They're Making Billions

    The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 25 Oct, 2010 @ 02:58pm

    You are so right. Fox and Murdoch teabag donkeys.

    The only thing I watch on Fox is football, and I am now thinking that I have wasted entirely too much of my time doing so. I think it has become time to cut the cable cord entirely, and like you, I sincerely hope they all die in a fire. I'd pay good money to see the video of that, and extra if they could pick up their screams on the audio. The bastards!

  • On the post: US ISP Suddenlink Claims The DMCA Requires They Disconnect Users

    The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 25 Sep, 2010 @ 09:55am

    Glad they're not my ISP. Pity the suckers forced to use them.

    Sounds like they're a bunch of dull-witted nincompoops to me. Where the hell are they based? Some backwater in Alabama? Suddenlink - what a stupid name.

  • On the post: Lehman Brothers ex-CEO Wants Everyone To Know That It Was Everyone Else's Fault Lehman Failed

    The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 04 Sep, 2010 @ 06:05am

    Where's my money, beeyotch?

    That's the only question Fuld and his bankster cronies need to answer, and yet to this day, they haven't. And they never will. Because it's quite obvious where it is - in their pockets. The peasants who let them steal their money will never get it back, and the banksters are laughing all the way to the bank, and washing their Bentleys with Dom Perignon.

  • On the post: Eminem Wins Appeal Over Universal Music: iTunes Downloads Should Be Accounted Differently Than CD Sales

    The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 04 Sep, 2010 @ 05:48am

    Smells like spam to me

    Yeah, I think that's what your post is all about - promoting your business, and nothing more. The first line is your advertisement, and the legal blather that follows is just filler. Please go away. And stay away.

  • On the post: German Court Says YouTube Has To Pay Because A User Uploaded A Musician's Video

    The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 04 Sep, 2010 @ 05:43am

    No surprise here. It is Germany, after all.

    For a country that once passed laws making it illegal to be a Jew and still be alive, this is not much of a surprise. Fits right in with their history. Don't be surprised if they order YouTube to edit out all Jewish content, too. Oh, and the gypsies, as well. Did I mention the mentally defective? Oops, can't edit the mentally defective out, otherwise how would this court ever be able to upload cartoons from Der Sturmer to YouTube?

  • On the post: Hurt Locker Subpoenas Arrive With New Language… And Higher Demands

    The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 03 Sep, 2010 @ 02:38pm

    I, for one, would never settle if I were innocent.

    Instead, after a half day drive to their office in DC, and the liberal use of an aluminum baseball bat on their craniums would make them see the error of their ways. Of course, by then, it would be too late for them to act upon that recently acquired knowledge, largely due to the sudden open skull fractures and consequent cerebral material expulsion. Just the cost of new carpeting and the re-painting would be more than they would ever collect, had they lived long enough to take the case to trial and prevail. Dick the Butcher knew what he was talking about, and it still holds true even today, for sure.

  • On the post: Court Refuses To Dismiss Righthaven Lawsuit Just Because Righthaven Bought The Copyright After Infringement Happened

    The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 01 Sep, 2010 @ 03:55pm

    Who the hell reads their rags anyway? Idiots? You betcha!

    What kind of journalistic douchebaggery does the LVJR represent? Who cares? I'd never read their stupid rag, or any copy of it, legitimate or otherwise. Bunch of lame-ass punks trying a new twist on the old extortion racket. Here's my take on lawsuits in general - sue me.....get bullet between eyes....case moot. Works like a charm. No appeals, either.

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