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On the post: Ohio Senator Introduces Bill That Would Let Ex-Convicts Try To Erase Online Information About Their Arrest

The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 01 Sep, 2010 @ 03:50pm

Re: Coincidence?

Doesn't much matter what district she's from. She's just another goddamn politician, looking to make some kind of political hay with someone, for some reason. Sounds like maybe most of her district has been busted at some time or another, probably for dope-related offenses, and because that is deemed "non-violent" by idiots who weren't murdered for non-payment by their drug dealers, it should be forgiven, forgotten, and verboten to speak of ever again. All I have to say is that none of these politicians do anything out of the goodness of their hearts, and you don't have to look too far or too hard to discover their real agenda.

On the post: Madonna Sued For For Selling Clothes Under 'Material Girl' Brand

The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 24 Aug, 2010 @ 02:56pm

She should have chosen a more appropriate name for her clothing line

Something on the order of "Stank Ho" or maybe just "Bleach Blond Skank" would be readily identified with her. Dontcha think?

On the post: TV, Cable Companies Convincing Themselves People Don't Want To Cut The Cable

The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 24 Aug, 2010 @ 02:53pm

Turning TV on and vegging out is a commendable trait?

Funny, but most people in this country seem to be fond of turning on the TV and vegging on the couch, becoming a form of veg themselves - sofa spud. For that reason, coupled with the steady diet of carb and fat-laden swill while doing so, we have become a nation of Weebles, most of whom seem to shop at Walmart in the junk food and plus-size clothing aisles. Frankly, I doubt that what you do for a hard day at the office requires thinking much, because if you find it so taxing, I don't believe your brain has enough energy to do it for more than a minute or two at a time.

On the post: Agency Representatives Threaten Gawker For Showing Jennifer Aniston Photos [Allegedly] Sans Photoshop [Updated]

The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 24 Aug, 2010 @ 02:44pm

You are the boggest idiot!

I, for one, am glad I am not the boggest idiot. You certainly seem to be, though.

On the post: Ticketmaster Says People Don't Like Service Fees Because We Don't Understand Them

The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 24 Aug, 2010 @ 02:40pm

I don't remember the last time, if ever, I used Ticketmaster, and even though they may not be the worst, they still suck due to their sheer size. Basically, I stopped going to concerts and other events monopolized by them, and they will never see a dime from me.

On the post: RIAA Boss Says That The DMCA 'Isn't Working' Any More

The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 24 Aug, 2010 @ 02:37pm

The RIAA and their attorneys should be burned alive

Considering what a fat bunch of greedy pigs they are, they could probably fuel an electric power plant for generations to come. Once you light off pigs like them, they'll just keep burning and burning and burning. If they have their way, the public will have to pay them every single time anyone listens to anything, and if you sing anything under their dominion aloud, even in the shower, you will be fined and jailed.

If I had a neighbor who was an RIAA lackey, I would make their lives such a living hell that they would flee in the middle of the night, leaving their goods and pets behind. Anyone who works for the RIAA is a subhuman piece of syphilitic donkey dung, and anyone who defends them is a maggot on the dung. Any questions? Die, RIAA, die! BTW, I don't infringe, but these turds make me think that maybe I should start. Arrogant pieces of shite!

On the post: Well That Should Fix Things: Goldman Sachs Implements Email Filter To Ban Swear Words

The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 30 Jul, 2010 @ 10:36am

They sound seriously phucqued-upp!

I guess now they'll have to use language like "This offering is comprised entirely of dung.", or "Anyone who would purchase this instrument would immediately be proclaimed a rectal orifice." Shite like that, ya know.

On the post: Can The Operators Of A Site Targeted By Homeland Security Crowdsource A Defense?

The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 25 Jul, 2010 @ 09:28am

Most people don't care what you think

Or haven't you figured that out yet? Your witless prattling in an attempt to look scholarly fails to inform, entertain, or serve any purpose whatsoever. Your best bet at this point is to just STFU before you look like an even bigger dope than you already are, and that is pretty big. You are the quintessence of pedantic narcissism, and your pointless blathering isn't worthy of a direct reply, by Mike or anyone else. So, I just thought I'd drop by and make fun of you, and you may now commence pitching a hissy fit. 5 - 4 - 3 -2 -......

On the post: Looking At The Details Of The Released Leaked ACTA Draft

The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 16 Jul, 2010 @ 05:25pm

So tell us why we should take you seriously, zippy.

Oh, that's right! You can't! Because you aren't! And, of course, last but not least, you are a certified trolling douche bag. Now go back to clipping your mom's toenails. And maybe walking your neighbor's armadillo.

On the post: Newspaper Publishes Totally Made Up List Of 'Disorders' Associated With Text Messaging

The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 02 Jul, 2010 @ 10:02am

Isn't "respectable Australian news publication" an oxymoron?

I thought Murdoch owned all media down there by now, thus rendering respectability obsolete.

On the post: Would You Believe The RIAA Doesn't Agree With The Judge In The Viacom/YouTube Ruling?

The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 02 Jul, 2010 @ 10:00am

What we need is an "Everybody punch an XXAA lawyer in the nose" day.

If I were to ever encounter one of those slimeballs in a venue outside a courthouse, like maybe a bar, and it became known to me that this was what they did for a living, I would be sorely tempted to break a bottle over their head at the slightest provocation. They do seem to be particularly skilled in provoking people.

How so many of them have lived as long as they have is a mystery to all, and the saddest fact of all is that some of them have doubtless reproduced, thus polluting the global gene pool even more. At this point, it's simply amazing that the landfills of the country aren't piled high with their cadavers. Somehow, I suspect they're not even biodegradable (their last chance at contributing to society).

On the post: Supposed 'Grass Roots' Site Pushing For Canadian DMCA Admits That It's Funded By The Recording Industry

The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 01 Jul, 2010 @ 02:17pm

Somebody needs to tell them off.

As in "Take off, you hosers!"

On the post: Quackwatch Sued For Suggesting Medical Lab Quackery

The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 01 Jul, 2010 @ 02:13pm

Gee, it sure looks like quackery to me, and probably anyone else with a brain

It's just simply amazing how many idiots fall prey to these scams, being told that they have this, that or the other "toxin" in their bodies at potentially life and health threatening levels. This, of course, will require lengthy, unproven, expensive, and unsanctioned treatments until the money runs out, at which point you will either be pronounced cured, or doomed, unless you come up with the extra dough. Let me put it this way - if I ever find that my doctor is using the services of these people, I will promptly find another doctor.

On the post: No Fly List Members Sue The Gov't; Want To Find Out Why They Can't Fly

The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 01 Jul, 2010 @ 02:04pm

The entire US government is the stupidest bunch of turds in the punch bowl

And believe me, there are a lot of stupid turds in the punch bowl, but these dunces take the cake. Their rationale for everything they do is "National Security", which when it is as abused as it currently is, translates to "Because I said so". I have simply got to get the hell out of here while I still can, before the Fourth Reich is officially installed for the next thousand years, and the new Berlin Wall goes up at the borders, keeping all of our sorry asses confined to the wonderful USA Workers' Paradise.

It doesn't even seem to matter who is voted into office anymore, and probably hasn't for at least 50 years, because the real power in this country is completely unelected, and exists solely to propagate itself for eternity. What a fascist shit-hole we have become! When these psychotic idiots start putting toddlers on their list, you know we are doomed as a nation, because legions of pathological psychotic idiots are running everything, and elections are just window dressing to keep the roiling masses placated with the ludicrous idea that they actually have a say in the governance of the country.

Enjoy the sheer wretchedness of the rest of your lives here, but I am not going to hang around to see the delayed fulfillment of George Orwell's worst nightmares. Maybe see you in the Bahamas, or Antarctica, or any place where this Alice in Wonderland reality hasn't yet taken root. I wonder when they're going to re-name the DHS goons "Volkspolizei"? Give it time. I have given it too much already, so take the money and run is my new mantra.

On the post: Homeland Security Works For Disney Now? Announces Shut Down Of Movie Sites At Disney

The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 01 Jul, 2010 @ 04:49am

Joseph Goebbels lives on at DHS

Yes, indeed, the Big Lie concept is alive and well there, and has been since their inception, as it is at all levels of government. Their lies will continue to get bigger and more ridiculous, because of their deep belief that most people will believe them because they think that nobody could possibly make up such a huge lie and expect to be believed, so it must be true. "It's for the children". "It's against terrorists". "This will save jobs". "It's those Mexicans". "It'll give you a 36 hour erection". Ooops! Same thing, really.

On the post: EFF, Public Knowledge And Creative Commons All Respond (Politely) To ASCAP's Misguided Attack

The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 01 Jul, 2010 @ 04:34am

WTF are you trying to say, bunghole?

Try as I might, I cannot imagine anything so far today that could be as incredibly stupid as what you just spewed. What are you anyway? A tin-foil hat wearing bomb shelter resident waiting for jeebus to come back and set your weird world right? Man, you need help, and quickly. Unfortunately, I think your stupidity is incurable, and probably terminal.

On the post: Parents Television Council Demands Details Of Comcast's Porn Revenue

The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 30 Jun, 2010 @ 12:54pm

PTC - didn't they used to be the Legion of Decency?

I remember that way back when the Roman Catholic church thought they could tell you what movies and TV shows to watch and what books to read, or you would burn in hell for eternity. On the other hand, they had no problems with priests diddling alter boys before and after Mass. We always read their list so we would know what we needed to see.

On the post: Folk Singer Just Notices That Led Zeppelin May Have Copied His Song Forty Years Ago

The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 30 Jun, 2010 @ 12:48pm

Screeching Weasel hates Led Zeppelin too

That's why they have a song on their Boogadaboogada album titled "I hate Led Zeppelin". Wonder who actually wrote the lyrics? Hmmmmmm......might there be a connection?

On the post: Music Publishers Keep Lashing Out At Consumer Groups; Those Who Respect Individuals' Rights

The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 30 Jun, 2010 @ 12:44pm

NAMP? Disturbing similarities to NAMBLA.

Maybe NAMP is just a cover for the National Association of Mutant Pedophiles? Just a thought, but I wouldn't put it past them.

On the post: How Most Broadband Providers Have Focused On Decreasing Competition; Not Innovation

The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 29 Jun, 2010 @ 02:28pm

I have Cablevision. They hate innovation, unless it raises prices.

Improving service is not on their agenda, and they could care less if your TV or data signal is working properly or not. I see daily evidence of bandwidth oversubscription by the frequent, yet random losses of signal quality resulting in pixelation, audio/video loss of sync, and screen blanking. They obviously have inadequate plant for the services they sell, but they round-robin the defects so everyone gets a little annoying taste of it, but nobody gets completely denied for long. The moment there's an alternative available, whether it be FIOS, satellite, or whatever technology brings, I'm out of there. I hate them, and the idiots in charge particularly.

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