from the even-though-it's-silly dept
Here’s the stupendously stupid thing about all of this: you are already in control. If you don’t like cookies, your browser gives you quite a lot of control over which ones you keep, and how (and how often) you get rid of them. Some browsers, like Mozilla’s Firefox Focus browser, automatically discard cookies as soon as you close a page (it’s great for mobile browsing, by the way). Of course, that leads to some issues if you want to remain logged in on certain pages, or to have them remember preferences, but for those you can use a different browser or change various settings. It’s nice that the power to handle cookies is very much up to you. We here at Techdirt like it when the control is pushed out to the ends of the network, rather than controlled in the middle.
But, because it makes some privacy regulators feel like they’ve “done something”, they require such a pointless “cookie notification” on sites. Recently, one of our ad providers told us that we, too, needed to include such a cookie notification, or else we’d lose the ability to serve any ads from Google, who (for better or for worse) is one of the major ad providers out there. We did not get a clear explanation for why we absolutely needed to add this annoying notification that doesn’t really help anyone, but the pleas were getting more and more desperate, with all sorts of warnings. We even asked if we could just turn off the ads entirely (which would, of course, represent something of a financial hit) and they seemed to indicate that because we still use other types of cookies (again, including cookies to say “don’t show this person any ads”), we had to put up the notification anyway.
The last thing we were told is that if we didn’t put up a cookie notification within a day, Google would “block us globally.” I’m honestly not even sure what this means. But, either way, we’re now showing you a cookie notification. It’s silly and annoying and I don’t think it serves your interests at all. It serves our interests only inasmuch as it gets our partner to stop bugging us. Don’t you feel better?
You can click “got it” and make it go away. You can not click it and it will stay. You can block cookies in your browser, or you can leave them. You can toss out your cookies every day or every week (not necessarily a bad practice sometimes). You’re in control. But we have to show you the notification, and so we are.