Funniest/Most Insightful Comments Of The Week At Techdirt
from the so-you-say dept
This week, our first place winner on the insightful side is Stephen T. Stone with a comment about Trump’s unhinged trade war that includes uninhabited islands:
Reminder: This policy was spearheaded and implemented by a man who thinks nobody says the word “groceries” these days because “it’s an old-fashioned word” and he somehow brought it back into the limelight.
Donald Trump is a motherfucking moron. Those who knew this and voted for him anyway because he gave them explicit license to be assholes deserve every last bit of pain his policies will cause them. Time to touch the stove, dickwads.
In second place, it’s That One Guy with a comment about Mike Waltz’s email hypocrisy:
Republican commits war crimes? ‘No big deal’. Democrat breathes? ‘Off with their head!’
Nothing like making crystal clear that your involvement with the hyperventilation over Hilary’s emails was only because of her political affiliation and had nothing to do with what she’d actually done.
Ah well, I’m sure Mike Waltz is merely an outlier and the rest of the people who were demanding investigations, charges and jail time for Hilary running a private email server will be just as equally outraged by Mike Waltz’s disastrous and deliberate gross mishandling of sensitive and valuable government and military communications.
For editor’s choice on the insightful side, we start out with MrWilson and a comment about Trump’s assault on political norms:
And notably, the things being smashed aren’t just norms and practices – it’s human rights, it’s funding that saves lives, it’s cancer research, it’s food for poor children, it’s education for poor people, it’s our balance of power, it’s our electoral system, it’s our national security, it’s our social security, it’s our relations with allies, it’s the health of our children, etc., et al.
Next, it’s Thad with a comment about the real cost of DOGE’s cuts:
I saw a comment the other day to the effect of “You can’t actually call something a savings if you’re only looking at one side of the balance sheet. For example: I just saved thousands of dollars by not paying my mortgage!”
Of course, that’s if DOGE’s numbers weren’t completely made up to begin with.
Over on the funny side, our first place winner is an anonymous comment on our post about Trump’s tariffs:
If you were Fair and Balanced you would have admitted that Lifetime Emperor Trump already won a trade war against the Heard and McDonald Islands
In second place, it’s Eric with a comment about Mike Waltz’s email:
Ads on Waltzs Gmail account that he most certainly could not refuse to click:
“We help you commit war crimes – serving inept government operatives – connect with us on Signal”
“Best most secure vpn service provider – free! Click here”
“Private secure Russian email servers for govt employees – also free!”
For editor’s choice on the funny side, we’ve got an anonymous reply to some fearmongering about Venezuelan gangs invading people’s homes with rifles:
You’re mixing TdA up with the police. Common mistake.
Finally, we’ll bookend things with another comment from Stephen T. Stone, this time on our post about cops using AI to write police reports, in response to another comment that noted the technology “doesn’t actually understand the inputs it receives, nor understands its own outputs”:
To be fair, neither can the cops.
That’s all for this week, folks!


Comments on “Funniest/Most Insightful Comments Of The Week At Techdirt”
I’m trying to remember the good old days when there were comments that didn’t have anything to do with Trump.
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I’m trying to remember the good old days when the GOP wasn’t mask-off fascist.
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You’d have to go back to before he announced his campaign in 2015 by mocking a disabled reporter for being disabled and claiming that Mexico “[isn’t] sending their best” to have a time before Donald Trump was forcing himself into everything.
After all, when you’re a star, they let you do it.
Re: Really it's like we have The Joker for President
Trump is doing everything possible to keep the attention on him.
I’m reminded of Laddie Boy, the First dog in Warren G. Harding’s White House who sat on cabinet meetings and distracted the press from the many grifts going on in Harding’s kitchen cabinet.
I’m assuming that oligarchs are literally stealing the federal general fund. Taxes are getting piped directly into hidden accounts with as few layovers as possible, while we are distracted by Musk and Trump destroying the US state, economy and foreign service.
In the end, we’ll have nothing, Trump may even get thrown under his own bus and a dozen or so oligarchs will be so rich they can do this to all of Europe next. (Europe is having its own troubles with neoliberal policies running for too long, leaving too many peons in precarity.)
And we’re still not doing enough about the climate crisis and the looming water shortage.
Re: Re: oligarchs are literally stealing the federal general fund.
Ah, you mean like Howard Sputnik?
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We all are. Unfortunately, we live in a here-and-now where Trump is the president; trying to regress to “better days” through rose-tinted nostalgia won’t get anyone anywhere.
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Too bad that the entire world is swinging far right then.
I lost my mom in 2021 and thought “Surely things will get better from this low-point onwards?”
Nope. Fascists are in power, censorship is stifling the internet everywhere while the US congress prepares to kill the internet outright. And that’s ontop of the EU and multiple other countries wanting to completly erase your right to privacy online, too. There’s nothing sacred nor safe left in the world.
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And the more you act like that last line is true, the more it’s going to become true—for you, at least.
Look, I get that things are miserable right now. Pretending otherwise won’t make the world better. But wallowing in misery and trying to make other people feel miserable and hopeless also won’t make the world better. If you want people to feel like shit so you think you’re not alone, I have some Breaking Fucking News for you: You’re not alone in feeling like shit, and you don’t have to try and make other people feel like shit.
Then again, maybe you enjoy making people feel like shit. Which…y’know, weird kink, but okay. But other people don’t tend to like that, especially long term. Trauma dumping can be helpful in small doses—especially if you’re in therapy. Doing it every possible chance you get on a daily basis will always make other people think you’re weird and off-putting.
Being a doomer is a self-perpetuating cycle because defeatism is foolproof: All you have to do is nothing but let the worst happen to be “right” about the worst happening. If that’s what you want to do and who you want to be, go ahead and do that. But please stop doing it here. We’re all a little bit cynical and weary around here, but we don’t need a Chicken Little act on every article’s comments.
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This is most decidedly not true. Have you seen what has happened in Canada recently?
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Yes, one country.
Doesn’t mean the rest aren’t, doesn’t mean the AFD isn’t still gaining in Germany.
Doesn’t mean all parties still want to further fracture and gate off the internet (if not straight up kill its ability to host small websites)
It’s not NOTHING that Canada is experiencing a U-turn, it just feels like too little.
Re: Re: Re: The global right-swing
There are some places where the right is gaining ground, but the boring British guy , Richard J. Murphy, notes that it’s more of a movement away from neoliberalism, which serves as a considerable factor in the recent losses of the US Democratic party.
As Murphy notes, Labor is similarly useless like Democrats, and when King Log can’t be swayed to do anything useful, King Heron starts looking attractive to those in precarity.
Much like the Leopards Who Eat People’s Faces party, Heron voters hope that other frogs will be eaten before they are.
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When they write the book on the final collapse of the Trump administration I really want it to be called ‘Exit Through The Grift Shop’.
Gangs S. of the Border?
If all the Claimed Gangs Rushed north and Jumped the Border, they would have More people then the Population of the USA.
Waltz?
Can we call these wars now?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_involvement_in_regime_change
There are others.
The Use of AI.
Is specific to its use. It isnt and wont be a generalized/All being’ with every answer and TRUTH.
Surprise!
“Of course, that’s if DOGE’s numbers weren’t completely made up to begin with.”
Surprise plot twist! They totally are made up.