LAPD Raids Medical Lab For (Nonexistent) Weed, Get Gun Stuck In An MRI Machine
from the keystone-kops-handling-the-Drug-War dept
Some of our nation’s finest Drug Warriors are at it again. And by “at it,” I mean doing seriously stupid, seriously unconstitutional stuff in hopes of finding drugs or (better yet!) cash that will somehow prove they’re doing anything at all to stem the flow of illegal drugs.
And yet, they weren’t even after a truly illegal drug here. The LAPD was going after some supposedly “unlicensed” weed, which means weed that isn’t generating tax dollars, rather than the substance that is mostly legal in a lot of places, including Los Angeles, California.
The raid was botched in more ways than one, but it led off with the claim always made by Drug Warriors when they need an excuse to start violating the Constitution. (h/t Radley Balko)
The owners of NoHo Diagnostic Center are suing the LAPD, the city of Los Angeles and multiple police officers, alleging they violated the business owners’ constitutional rights and demanding an unspecified amount in damages. Officers allegedly raided the diagnostic center, located in the Van Nuys neighborhood of Los Angeles, thinking it was a front for an illegal cannabis cultivation facility, pointing to higher-than-usual energy use and the “distinct odor” of cannabis plants, according to the lawsuit.
Yep, cops on Drug War duty are peeping electric bills to locate grow operations. Even when they’re wrong, they still feel they’re right. There are lots of reasons a place might be using more electricity, whether it’s someone’s desktop Bitcoin rig or, in this case, a place that uses a lot of high-powered, highly-specialized medical equipment. And “distinct odor” is just a useful dodge — something used to justify otherwise illegal entries that can’t be readily disputed because there’s no body cam on the market (yet) that is capable of identifying odors.
What the body cams can catch is the butchery of rights and some incredibly incompetent policing. We’ll see if any of this footage survives — not just because the LAPD might want to cover this up, but because the officers just sort of blundered around the building, poking and prodding at x-ray machines, ultrasound devices, CT scanners, and — most comically — an MRI behind a door that clearly told everyone entering not to bring anything metal into the room. And for good reason, as one officer immediately discovered.
The MRI machine’s magnetic force then allegedly sucked his rifle across the room, pinning it against the machine…
An officer then allegedly pulled a sealed emergency release button that shut the MRI machine down, deactivating it, evaporating thousands of liters of helium gas and damaging the machine in the process. The officer then grabbed his rifle and left the room, leaving behind a magazine filled with bullets on the office floor, according to the lawsuit.
Please tell me more about this “training and expertise,” Officer Disarmed-By-An-MRI-Machine. Also, explain to me why it was worth the sacrifice of a multi-million dollar machine to save a gun that’s far more replaceable than you are, Officer Doesn’t-Know-What-The-Fuck-He’s-Doing. The cop shop will always issue you another one. But without securing a win or a settlement in this lawsuit, the medical facility will have to cover the repairs out of its own pocket due to your inept blundering.
The lawsuit’s [PDF] allegations further highlight the complete ineptitude of everyone involved in this raid, starting with the officer who secured the search warrant. Behold this amazing display of detective work by someone who shouldn’t be allowed to operate MS Word, much less a handgun.
OFFICER FRANCO conducted surveillance on multiple dates in 2023, reporting the “distinct odor of live cannabis plant and not the odor of dried cannabis being smoked,” tinted windows – which he attributed to efforts to conceal cannabis cultivation, security cameras –which he associated with locations where cannabis is grown to prevent theft, and two individuals in similar attire at the premises – whom he concluded were performing maintenance or expanding the cultivation operation.
Pretty hard to square the claim of a pervasive marijuana odor with the distinct lack of marijuana on the premises. And everything Officer Franco claims is illustrative of illegal operations is also illustrative of plenty of fully legal operations — like the operation and housing of incredibly expensive medical equipment by trained professionals.
That’s not all the stupid, though. There’s more from Officer Franco, who couldn’t even be bothered to compare the NoHo Diagnostic Center to its nearest electricity-using neighbors to see if he was actually witnessing something anomalous (and, I guess, drug-related) or just the sort of normal usage split one would expect in a situation like this.
OFFICER FRANCO compared the power usage of the TARGET PREMISES to nearby businesses and found it significantly higher.
OFFICER FRANCO, therefore, concluded that the TARGET PREMISES was cultivating cannabis, disregarding the fact that it is a diagnostic facility utilizing an MRI machine, Xray machine, and other heavy medical equipment—unlike the surrounding businesses selling flowers, chocolates, and childrens’ merchandise, none of which would require significant power usage.
Officer Franco also claimed to have performed an “internet search” linking the lab to “Fouad Ashour,” despite publicly-available business records showing the business had been incorporated in 2021 by its Chief Executive Officer, Ustiana Shaginian.
This isn’t “training and expertise.” It certainly isn’t “expertise.” And if this is how Officer Franco makes inferences, there’s something seriously wrong with the LAPD’s training, as the lawsuit points out. (Emphasis in the original.)
Despite the TARGET PREMISES’ legitimate business certification, OFFICER FRANCO, as a natural next step, contacted LAPD’s Gang and Narcotics Division Cannabis Support Unit. OFFICER FRANCO learned that the TARGET PREMISES, a medical diagnostic center, does not have a license to cultivate cannabis, a finding he promptly labeled a “violation of the California Health and Safety Code.”
Based on his 15 years as an LAPD officer and twelve hours of narcotics training, and based upon the presence of security cameras (typical of any reasonable commercial business), tinted windows (a reasonable practice for any medical facility concerned with patient privacy), high power usage (as any diagnostic facility), the alleged odor of cannabis plants (in a busy shopping plaza with no prior reports), the absence of a cultivation permit (which no diagnostic healthcare facility would possess), and the presence of two men wearing identical company branded shirts (unexpected of individuals involved in illegal cultivation), OFFICER FRANCO found probable cause for cannabis cultivation at the TARGET PREMISES.
Burn him. Burn him to the ground. This wasn’t an investigation. This was an officer working backwards from conclusions he’d apparently generated without any reasonable suspicion that would warrant the initiation of an investigation until he arrived at the point he could get a warrant and start violating rights.
Given these allegations, I would sincerely hope the city of LA already has a check half-written. All it needs now is the settlement amount. Allowing this to move forward just means more cops are going be asked more questions. And the one cop, whose name leads off the lawsuit, has answered plenty of those with actions, and has raised a similar number of disturbing questions whose answers are just going to generate more liability for the PD.
And while it’s always difficult to hold a city or entire police department accountable for officers’ actions, every time these officers attest to their “training” and “experience” in warrant requests, depositions, or direct testimony, they’re implying the errors (or willful violations) they committed were at least partially based on the training provided by their employers and their service to the higher power (the city) that signs their paychecks. This is embarrassing on several levels. Hopefully, NoHo Diagnostic will get some justice here. And even more hopefully, the city will decide to make some heads roll in hopes of deterring future actions like these that not only violate residents’ rights, but insult their intelligence and rob them of their tax dollars.
Filed Under: 4th amendment, drug war, lapd, lawsuit, police misconduct
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Comments on “LAPD Raids Medical Lab For (Nonexistent) Weed, Get Gun Stuck In An MRI Machine”
Lucky none of the employees took their dog to work that day.
I hope people call this idiot Magneto for the rest of his days.
Wonder if anyone has looked at the station house recently?
tinted windows
security cameras
individuals in similar attire at the premises
Must be a grow operation there right? Raid the station house(s) ?
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Does this precinct have a license to grow???
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No, but they got a license to carry!
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Somebody should have told the MRI machine that
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Training and experience?
It’s about time LEOs who rely on that for probable cause from “smelling cannabis” due to “training and expertise” should never be allowed to make that claim again, if their search comes up empty, and least when it comes to smelling things.
If an “expert” fails that badly, they are not an expert. Bad LEO, no “retraining” rescue for you! Far too many people out there agree with what most police organizations, but you cannot use injustice to achieve actual justice.
And I don’t just mean Musk or whoever on the Right. The Left needs to clean their damn house, too, considering they’re running the woman who condoned and enabled the cops who kept an underage prostitute as their pet, covering up for each other all the way.
Fact, and she hasn’t changed a bit. I’ll never vote for Darth Cheeto, but I’ll never vote for the protector of police pedophiles, either. Y’all are welcome to do so with great joy, it’ll expose your character.
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{{Citation needed}}
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It’s just more election year bullshit.
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Citation also needed for Harris or any Democrat in general being “the left”.
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It’s actually not as far-fetched as it sounds.
https://reason.com/2017/07/13/oakland-police-corruption-comes-out/
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You can’t possibly provide the citations necessary for such an outlandish claim and that exposes your own character pretty clearly.
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Good thing worm-boy is still on the ballot!
So having security cameras as a business is suspicious now?
For fucks sake. If I were a cop I’d leave out of the shame from the laziness, idiocy, incompetence on display.
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It’s the LAPD. They might only be seconded by New York in how disastrously awful their police are. There is a Native American curse in big American cities that causes them to have the worst policing and the worst governors in history.
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Its almost like places were built ontop of ancient Native American burial grounds.
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And they moved the headstones, but they never moved the bodies.
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Does that mean the police stations will eventually be sucked into an interdimensional vortex?
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We can hope. 🙏
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À la the town of Silent Hill?
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Not only that, not having security cameras is also suspicious (because you want to conduct your operations clandestinely). Employees wearing similar attire is suspicious but employees not wearing similar attire is also suspicious. Using a lot of electricity is suspicious but so is not using a lot of electricity (because you’re concealing your grow op). Tinted windows are suspicious but untinted windows are also suspicious because you’re showing a fake front to dispel suspicion while the grow op is occurring in the back.
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It’s only a matter of time before “the building had solar panels on the roof, which we decided could only be there in order to power lamps for a hydroponic setup”.
I’ve got a bright shiny quarter on QI being given because the helium wasn’t in a balloon & no one had ever ruled that if a magnet takes your gun away from you during a raid where you found no pot that you shouldn’t freak out and pull the nearest lever.
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SOP was to riddle the offending machine with bullets, but without his gun the officer had to find some other way to retaliate.
Idly wondering
How many iPhones might have stopped working for days after that incident: the MEMS oscillators used in lieu of larger quartz oscillators tend to shut down under helium poisoning until enough helium has diffused out of their “vacuum cavity” again. The kind of strained silicon used for gas epitaxy is not the best barrier for small single-atom gases with a teflon-coated electron shell.
On the other hand, exposure time was probably quite short: this effect has typically been observed with undiscovered leaks persisting for extended amounts of time.
I get scared when I smell the “distinct odor” of BACON. Does this give me the right to “stand my ground”?
ACAB.
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All cops are bacon?
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Well, they are “pigs”…
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““distinct odor of live bacon animal and not the odor of smoked bacon being cooked,” “
I propose a new federal law: mandatory statistics tracking for cops who claim to smell marijuana. Every report which mentions them smelling it and subsequently doing a search has to be counted, and the number of searches alongside the number of searches which actually found any marijuana must be reported any time an officer claims in court to have probable cause based on detecting the odor of marijuana. If their batting average is <50%, probable cause is denied.
Should be we glad the MRI machine did not provoke the other officers into opening fire by “snatching” the rifle?
/s
So what I’ve learned from this is you can disarm a cop via use of a giant cartoon magnet.
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Would you have to distract them with a giant doughnut first?
For the record, pulling the emergency quench lever to kill a superconducting magnet is a very, very dangerous thing to do. It’s not flammable or anything, but if the appropriate precautions are not taken, dumping the helium can have the unfortunate side effect of pushing all of the oxygen out of the room, or even building. Although, it seems like there were a few ambulatory examples of career success in law enforcement after brain death, so I guess it would be OK.
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As you say: dangerous. So is doing pretty much anything with a ferromagnetic object in a room with an MRI scanner, which is why the signs were on the door and why they’re on EVERY door and why everyone who works with or around these systems is trained within an inch of their life to never, ever do that.
Source: me, a person who wrote software and firmware for medical imaging equipment
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Shouldn’t that, itself, be somewhat concerning? A lever, to be pulled only in an emergency, that might actually create an(other) emergency?
“The appropriate precautions” should be taken during installation, such that the emergency lever will not create danger. With helium being much lighter than air, a large exhaust pipe leading upward should be sufficient to avoid air-displacement.
Ideally, pulling that lever also shouldn’t damage the machine. There’s probably no good way to avoid a million dollars in helium-replacement and re-calibration costs, but one might be able to design something that avoids physical damage.
“The MRI machine’s magnetic force then allegedly sucked his rifle across the room, pinning it against the machine…”
Allegedly? lol
If it was not the MRI machine that caused the rifle to fly across the room, then what was it? Magic?
Good thing the weapon did not fire and kill the law enforcement officer, like what happened to that other law enforcement officer that brought a weapon (containing ferrous material) into an MRI room.
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It was poltergeist, which are also notoriously used to guard grow operations.
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It’s alleged by the police officer that his rifle was sucked across the room and that’s why he pulled the emergency switch. The report says “alleged” because we only have the officer’s word that his rifle was pulled across the room. It’s entirely possible that his body camera will show that never happened, and actually he just pulled the emergency switch for a lark.
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Well, that certainly explains the magazine on the floor.
Insurance
There will be an insurance claim to replace the damaged MRI. I wonder how much the insurance company lawyers have in the way of guts to go after the cops for compensation.
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Their insurance may or may not cover the emergency switch being pulled in a non-emergency situation. That they are taking legal action over it suggests not.
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I would imagine that when there’s an obvious culprit to blame for the damage, the insurance company would insist that you attempt to get the repair/replacement cost from them first before they’ll pay out on the claim.
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To get the MRI up and running again will probably cost more than a million dollars. Most of that would go towards replacing the helium.
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Recalibrating it post-refill is going to add over a week* of work for several decently specialized techs. Add to that whatever needs to happen to not fuck over any patients who had scans scheduled during this unplanned downtime.
*or at least would have been, last I was anywhere near a hospital. Might be quicker now, but I doubt it’ll have changed drastically.
To be fair, there are web sites out there which you feed a street address into, and they spit out some random name as “who lives there”. If you try hard enough, you can eventually find a scary sounding name.
An easy mistake to make. Any moron could do it.
Officer Franco should be denied the use of an MRI for the rest of his life.
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I’m much more worried about the fact he’s deemed perfectly capable of handling a loaded weapon.
In the aftermath, AC compared the power usage of the TARGET PREMISES to hospitals of the same size and found it to be the same. What was so hard about that for Officer Uneducated?
starting with the officer who secured the search warrant
Judges are not held accountable?
Had this warrant not been granted it would not have happened
“violation of the California Health and Safety Code.”
These violations are handled by police?
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I’m pretty sure both bacteria and tripping hazards can be final-solution’d if shot enough times by a very brave police officer or nine, so it checks out.
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And had the officer not sought an invalid warrant, this wouldn’t have happened, placing the officer at the ‘start’ of the chain of blame as he came before the judge was involved. This is basic temporal mechanics. Cause, effect, that sort of stuff.
Judges are accountable, but absent the actual warrant application, as a general rule an officer who has made such spurious accusations can easily dress them up to appear facially valid. Judges can be lied to. The extent to which the judge fucked up is unclear.
Yes. law enforcement handles violations of the law. “Evidence” of a violation of the health and safety code represents prima facie evidence of a risk to the health and safety of the public, and can represent probable cause to further an investigation. When that code being ‘violated’ is a license to grow weed, you can be damn sure cops are gonna be involved. That the supposed evidence did not actually evidence any such violation of the code is why a lawsuit exists.
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For their official acts (like issuing a warrant), absolute immunity (rather than qualified immunity) applies regarding criminality. The may face career and voter accountability, though. There’s also a small ratio that is being impeached (namely removed by the political branch).
So if you want to get anywhere, going after the police officer is the better bet.
Here is the Courtlistener docket if anyone is interested in seeing the court case progress there, or can’t get to the documentcloud.org link of the complaint.
https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/69172475/noho-diagnostic-center-inc-v-city-of-los-angeles/
This case was assigned to Judge Otis Wright. I believe he is known for not taking shit, and bench slapping people who need it (Prenda lawsuit!), so I will have the popcorn ready.
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Things like Judge Wright getting this lawsuit make me think that maybe there is a God.
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Judge Otis Wright? Well, damn! There’s a name from the past – remember Prenda Law?
Now I am nostalgically remembering the smell of mountains of popcorn…
Holy old fuck, is about all I can muster.
At this point I simply cannot be surprised by what LEOs get up to. Once I came to the depressing realization most of them couldn’t outsmart a used dishcloth if they tried, shit like this just sort of lines up with expectations.
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They do have a fighting chance against a freshly washed, bleached, and pressed dishcloth as long as it hasn’t been starched.
checks and balances
and what of the judge who signed off on the warrant for the raid?
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absent the actual warrant application, as a general rule an officer who has made such spurious accusations can easily dress them up to appear facially valid. Judges can be lied to. The extent to which the judge fucked up is unclear. but it appears the officer went to lengths to create a paper justification to support his conclusion that may have hidden how threadbare this was, at least on an application.
I’m angriest about the wasted helium.
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He said in a squeaky voice…
😉
Please stop...Stop please...
I cant stop laughing…PLEASE STOP…
How much 6th grade logic do we need in this?
PLEASE NO….
Magnets, how do they work? -LAPD
The more examples I see of what passes as ‘training and expertise’ for law enforcement the more certain I become that those ‘training’ courses are the most overpriced scams in existence, to the point that the taxpayers would be better served if the current ‘training’ was swapped out for courses on how to find literal unicorns.
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Well, if the officer in question would have been able to find a literate unicorn, it could have read the sign about bringing metal into the MRI room and told him “neigh”.
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Whoop, Whoop!
Full and comprehensive pre-raid search methodology
Officer Franco also claimed to have performed an “internet search” linking the lab to “Fouad Ashour,” despite publicly-available business records showing the business had been incorporated in 2021 by its Chief Executive Officer, Ustiana Shaginian.
Hey Mike, the officer did find that name, but they correctly concluded that it was a deepfake coverup of the CEO’s real name, Extensive Shenanigans. Therefore they had to go in.
Ya know .. if only Donald had been there to fix everything.
Using his superior stable genius brain, he would’ve poured water all over that darn magnet and it would stop because magnets do not work when wet.
Oh and where’s that shark?
lol
Barney Fife is alive and well.