Iran's FARS: Snowden Documents Finally Detail That The US Government Is Run By Aliens
from the truth-is-out-there dept
Edward Snowden’s leaks have offered much in the way of revelation. Each story seems to broaden our understanding of exactly how widespread the government surveillance efforts have gone. They have caused many Americans to rethink their stance on their own government. They’ve painted several public employees, including those holding the highest offices in the nation, as inhuman power-mongers. And, according to Iran’s semi-official FARS news agency, there may be a reason for that.
FARS is reporting that the latest revelation from the Snowden documents is that the American government is actually run by a race of aliens known as “Tall Whites,” who have engineered everything in recent history, most notably the rise of Hitler, because all alien intergalactic roads lead back to Hitler.
And, no, I’m not making any of this up or exaggerating any of this. That distinction belongs to the website whatdoesthismean.com, best known as being generally insane and specifically crackpot-conspiracy-theory-ish. Prior to FARS deciding that this was, like, totally legit, that website was the only source for this revelation that has FARS stating:
A stunning Federal Security Services (FSB) report on the nearly two million highly classified top-secret documents obtained from the United States Department of Defense (DOD) run National Security Agency-Central Security Service (NSA/CSS) by the American ex-patriot Edward Snowden states that this information is providing “incontrovertible proof” that an “alien/extraterrestrial intelligence agenda” is driving US domestic and international policy, and has been doing so since at least 1945.
They further state that the only reason you haven’t heard of these “Tall Whites” running the American government is because they have instituted a global network designed to shut down any information sources about them. Apparently, the FARS news agency and WhatDoesThisMean are somehow out of the reach of these alien masterminds.
Thanks for the laugh, FARS. In the future, if you could just go ahead and return to falling for “news stories” from The Onion, that’d be great.