Ima Fish's Favorite Techdirt Posts Of The Week
from the favoriting dept
This week's favorites post come from Ima Fish, who, when not using an assumed name, is an IP lawyer...
I'm sure most people read Techdirt for the insightful posts concerning the fast-changing world of IP. That's why I started reading it. But recently I discovered a new use. Cubical Exercising. Nearly every day there's a story that makes me shake my head in utter disbelief. My neck muscles have been getting a great workout.
Let me walk you though last week's workout routine. On Monday there was a post in which Universal Music Group Distribution President Jim Urie claimed we need stronger IP laws because the "online theft of music is killing artists" as well as "destroying jobs, dreams and careers."
I'll ignore the "killing" comment as nonsensical hyperbole. But the complaint against jobs being destroyed is dangerously ignorant. Every time there's a disruptive change in the marketplace, jobs will be lost. Just as new jobs will be created.
When CDs replaced LPs and put LP manufacturers mostly out of business, was it the government's job to step in and pass laws against the production of CDs? I certainly don't think so. When the market for giant SUVs finally crashed in the US, was it the government's job to pass laws making the production and sale of small and efficient vehicles illegal? I sure hope not.
The music industry is changing from an ownership culture to a consumer culture. Publishers sell sheet music. Labels sell LPs, CDs, and singles. Even in the days of illegal Napster, you'd share music with friends by giving them a copy, either burned to a CD or copied to a flash drive. However, nowadays if you want to share a song with a friend, you simply post the YouTube video onto his or her Facebook wall. We no longer need physical copies or digital representations of physical copies to enjoy music. Those days have passed.
Unfortunately for us, all those old "ownership culture" middlemen, who don't have a clue how to run a business or earn money without the government's help, are now being forced to actually work for a living. And they don't like it.
Nothing was done to help displaced buggy-whip factory workers. But the music industry middlemen are very wealthy and connected. So, unfortunately, when they complain to the government, the government listens and takes action. No matter how completely unreasonable the complaint may be.
My favorite head-shaking post from Tuesday concerned the UK judge who issued a super injunction to prohibit any public discussion of Ryan Giggs' alleged affair. Of course the internet community ignored the super injunction, rendering it pointless. However, despite that fact, the judge determined that it was actually evidence for the need for a stronger super injunction. (May I suggest calling it a super mega injunction? Thanks. No problem.)
Let's go through the judge's tortured logic. He first says,
It is obvious that if the purpose of this injunction were to preserve a secret, it would have failed in its purpose.That seems logical. Griggs wanted to keep people from publicly talking about his alleged affair, but the injunction utterly failed. But the judge does not stop there.
But in so far as its purpose is to prevent intrusion or harassment, it has not failed.What the flagnard?! The judge continues in his attempt to destroy the foundations of logic and reason...
The fact that tens of thousands of people have named the claimant on the internet confirms that the claimant and his family need protection from intrusion into their private and family life.Sorry judge, but the fact that everyone is ignoring your super injunction does not mean you need a super mega injunction. It means that the underlying premise that Griggs needed an injunction in the first place was flawed. It means that people want to talk publicly about Griggs and nothing you do will stop them. (Unless you are the type of person who thinks High Chancellor Adam Sutler was the hero in the film V for Vendetta.)
There were two great head-shakers last Wednesday. First was Senator Harry Reid's bizarre assertion that passing the Patriot Act without any modification was "an excellent compromise." Wow.
The other great head-shaker from last Wednesday was the ex-boyfriend who wants royalties for inspiring songs his ex-girlfriend wrote about their breakup. In the past, I've written about the absurdities of our new ownership culture. Newspaper writers claimed that other media outlets were stealing stories, which they "stole" themselves from the original sources. Aretha Franklin claimed she was owed money merely because she wore a hat. And the producers of Britain's Got Talent claimed that Google owed them money for providing free bandwidth and for bringing free attention and exposure to Susan Boyle's amazing talents.
Let's get this straight people, merely because someone else is making money does not mean you're owed money.
Thursday's head-shaking post comes from everybody's favorite company, Sony. It was revealed that Sony's theatrical film projectors are so riddled with DRM that 2D movies shown on those projectors lose as much as 85% of their brightness.
That may seem insane, but it is all a part of Sony's business plan. What is Sony's business plan? Treating its customers with utter contempt.
Ever since Sony became both a technology and content company, all it cares about is protecting its precious content. So it puts rootkits on its music CDs. It releases portable music players, but used the asinine ATRAC format. And it removes the "other OS" option in its Playstation 3, but leaves customer information completely open and unencrypted on its servers.
So in Sony's bizarro collective-mind, it's perfectly reasonable to destroy the movie theater experience in order to protect the movie theater experience.
Friday's head-shaking post comes from the New York Stock Exchange. The NYSE has proclaimed that any drawing, photograph, or representation of the NYSE trading floor violates its trademark.
I'm just glad this perversion of trademark law was not around back in the 80s. Otherwise, the film Trading Places would have had a truly sucky ending.
Well, I'm done with my neck exercises for this week. Let's keep our neck muscles in shape by checking back each and every weekday.

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Oh I get it. The guy (in my subjective opinion) is nuts. That's what I get for not reading the link.
Re: Nothing wrong with this trademark IMHO
I must admit, this is not an example of a guy claiming a trademark on a generic term, and then suing everyone. In other words, he's not a trademark troll. His restaurant allegedly invented the pie and trademarked the name way back in '68.
Do I think the term is generic? Maybe, but I've never heard of the pie by any name until today. Regardless, as of now no court has held that it is generic. So he has a valid trademark and he's enforcing it.
I personally think he's in the PIE business and should stop spending so much money on litigation, but it's not my place to tell him how to run his business. And as a lawyer I commend his desire to employ us so handsomely.
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Big legacy players such as ESPN don't want a free and open internet. They want to make sure the little guys have to pay a toll to get through. The money they're paying to bypass datacaps will likely be a great investment in avoiding a future disruptive web-based technology.
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The argument I've heard is that Kickstarter is for people without hollywood connections. And as a hollywood insider, Zach should use those connections. However, he has said in interviews that he has tried traditional hollywood resources to make his movie without success.
But that's not even the real issue: Why should someone be forever tied to the hollywood system merely because he has used it in the past?! That makes no sense. Kickstarter allows anyone, even someone inside the system, to connect with fans and make the exact project they want. Without corporate/investor interference.
That's the beauty of Kickstarter. And to deny that to certain people for arbitrary reasons is simply asinine.
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This is also an indictment against journalists who feel they have to tell both sides to the story. They don't.
If there's a story it should be reported, regardless of whether someone involved decides not to respond.
Can you imagine if the New York Times had decided to wait until the government responded to the Pentagon Papers? Or if Upton Sinclair had waited to get the side of the American meat packing industry before releasing the Jungle?
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"Speaking of the MPAA's Jack Valenti..."
I still remember reading that statement. Did Jack ever explain himself? I've looked, but I have been unable to find anything. I can't believe that in all the subsequent interviews he did not one "journalist" ever called him on that BS.
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Apparently, Rep. Steve King does not realize there are more than a thousand miles of unprotected border between the US and Canada that anyone can cross without impediment.
Yeah, stopping people from legally coming to the US will completely stop terrorism.
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"Re-recordings of hit songs by different artists were a major source of income."
Which is where A&R guys got their name. A&R stands for Artist and Repertoire. Their job was to get musicians to perform songs from the label's repertoire. It was huge money at one time.
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It's coming back, in part, because of cases similar to the Aereo case.
But, more so than that, having a monopoly is not enough. They want absolute control of everything. This treaty will ensure that.
If you try to put up any public domain show or movie on the web, they'll sue you claiming they have broadcast rights. You'll have to hire an attorney and prove you did not violate those rights. So instead you'll settle. And eventually no one will post public domain content.
This will be a huge cash cow.
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Oh my fricken god. I was in law school in Baltimore back when this guy first starting suing. It was all anyone talked about for a while. I can't believe he's still at it.
Dude, you drew one thing. It was sort of cool. Now do the world a favor and get a real job.
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"none of that means he deserves what then happened."
Yeah, it sort of does. Karma's a bitch.
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"First, the court looks into the question of whether or not a transfer of a copyrighted file... still violates the 'reproduction' right. The court says yes"
Yikes!!!
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To me the push to eliminate open WIFI actually has nothing to do with securing WIFI connections. It's all about creating a person or entity liable for the connection.
If it's open and child porn is being shared on it, there's plausible deniability. "It wasn't me, it was someone else."
But once a connection point is required to be locked down, it's the person or entity's responsibility to ensure that it's locked down. Even if someone "hacks" in, it's still the owner's fault for allowing it to happen.
It's sort of like the DRM requirement of the DMCA. It's not to stop people from copying, it's to make people liable for allowing or facilitating copying.
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The government, wireless carriers, ISPs, and the copyright industry all hate open WIFI. It's gonna be killed, it's only a matter of time.
My prediction, within five years open WIFI will be illegal. We'll see stories about child porn, hacking, identify theft, copyright theft... etc. And we'll gladly give it up for the sake of children and profits.
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And before John Carmack and John Romero formed Id Software, they would use their employer's computers at night and weekends to write their games on, without permission.
That's breaking and entering, trespassing, embezzlement, and because it was without permission, numerous violations of CFAA (which obviously didn't exist at the time.)
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"And then it got wacky."
Understatement of the year.
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The purpose of copyright should not be to protect business models. That's what this whole BS is about. Mobile carriers wanting to squeeze a little more of it customers. Keeping people from unlocking their purchased phones has NOTHING to do with promoting the progress of science and useful arts.
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The worst thing politicians did was call drug laws the "war on drugs." No politician would ever back down from a war, it'd be a huge sign of weakness.
So even though drug laws were not working, politicians were not willing to change the laws. It took voter initiatives to get marijuana legal in some states, not brave politicians.
If we call the mere use of a computer to commit crimes a cyberwar, we're going to waste hundreds of millions of dollars and ruin countless lives in this "war," without solving a single problem.
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Great overview, but you forgot the player piano. Under copyright laws in the 1800s they were perfectly legal and attempts to ban them or collect licenses from them failed. Back then, only published sheet music was protected and player piano scrolls were not considered publications.
After lawsuits failed, Congress changed copyright law to make unauthorized performance illegal. And now syncing music to video without authorization is illegal, even if you have the individual rights to both. Great job Congress!
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There are two problems with healthcare. First, capitalism/a free market depends on consumers making rational choices. There is no choice in relation to healthcare other than to choose to live. You can only say "no" to having your broken leg fixed for so long.
Second, third parties are paying for it, so there's little oversight in keeping prices in check. If we had to pay for each item on a medical bill, we'd complain. There would be rioting. But because someone else is paying, we just shrug and pass it on.