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  Matthew N. Bennett ( profile ), 21 Jan, 2025 @ 01:26pm

  I still have no idea what you're so mad about. You are literally swinging your fists at thin air. You can go ahead and give me another list of reddit tier insults but this won't change reality. Take your meds, grandpa.

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  Matthew N. Bennett ( profile ), 21 Jan, 2025 @ 12:07am

  I keep seeing you guys talk about this Herman fellow. I have no idea who he is but if you guys hate him then he must be epic and based. Herman my email is matthewbennett {at} myself {dot} com. Please get in touch so I can discuss fucking your mother today.

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  Matthew N. Bennett ( profile ), 21 Jan, 2025 @ 12:03am

  I'm aware you're very stupid so I'll forgive you this once, Anonymous Coward. You can click the "profile" link next to my name and instantly corroborate my statement. I know you can do it, champ!

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  Matthew N. Bennett ( profile ), 20 Jan, 2025 @ 10:10pm

  I haven't consistently commented since december of last year what the hell are you talking about

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  Matthew N. Bennett ( profile ), 20 Jan, 2025 @ 08:19pm

  Reddit is that way.

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  Matthew N. Bennett ( profile ), 20 Jan, 2025 @ 08:18pm

  A shepherd must tend to his flock

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  Matthew N. Bennett ( profile ), 20 Jan, 2025 @ 05:50pm

  you are el getting el deportedo

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  Matthew N. Bennett ( profile ), 20 Jan, 2025 @ 05:49pm

  Yes yes, please keep going with the same ideology that lost you every swing state. Keep doing that. Don't change anything. I agree, Anonymous Coward. ;)

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  Matthew N. Bennett ( profile ), 15 Jan, 2025 @ 05:49pm

  That was a lot of words to say "a lawyer dropped a client today." You lost, are losing, and will continue to lose. Hope this helps.

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  Matthew N. Bennett ( profile ), 02 Dec, 2024 @ 01:35pm

  you lost lol

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  Matthew N. Bennett ( profile ), 20 Nov, 2024 @ 02:56pm

  Blog talking about the importance of free speech Open it up Podcast with the title "regulating speech"

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  Matthew N. Bennett ( profile ), 16 Nov, 2024 @ 11:25pm

  Hey man I'm sorry that your candidate burned a billion dollars just to lose all swing states. Have you considered another sabbatical instead of replying to obvious trolls about it?

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  Matthew N. Bennett ( profile ), 10 Nov, 2024 @ 07:43pm

  Oh yeah, also despite raising more than Trump they managed to end their campaign 20 million dollars in debt, with zero ROI because, again, she lost.

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  Matthew N. Bennett ( profile ), 05 Nov, 2024 @ 04:53pm

  Also you missed "Stephen T. Stone has sex with goats" as one of the phrases. Get caught up on my lore, Anonymous Coward, you're embarrassing yourself.

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  Matthew N. Bennett ( profile ), 05 Nov, 2024 @ 04:51pm

  I'm showing you a mirror and you're hating what you're seeing.

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  Matthew N. Bennett ( profile ), 05 Nov, 2024 @ 04:50pm

  Indentation error on line 18.

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  Matthew N. Bennett ( profile ), 04 Nov, 2024 @ 02:55pm

  Your every accusation is a confession.

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  Matthew N. Bennett ( profile ), 04 Nov, 2024 @ 01:29pm

  what's wrong I thought you guys loved eating the rich

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  Matthew N. Bennett ( profile ), 01 Nov, 2024 @ 03:18pm

  You’re confused. A troll isn’t an opponent. This isn’t an argument. It’s a disingenuous troll using a strawman who is not looking for authentic discussion. You’re sealioning. “Why aren’t you treating disrespectful, time-wasting trolls with the respect that an authentic, earnest person would warrant?”

  If you guys actually have earnest debates here, I haven't ever seen them in the almost three years I have been active on this site. Even when commenting as signed out I have been attacked for simply pointing out flaws I find in an article or a claim. Again, you're dehumanizing your opponent instead of actually putting forth a credible argument. Your position(s) would look more legitimate if you could back them up instead of parroting talking points and attacking people. Since I know you only learned what sealioning was from parroted talking points; I will leave you with this part from the original comic the term comes from that I want you to think about: "You made a statement in public for all to hear. Are you unable to defend the statements you make? Or simply unwilling to have a reasoned discussion?"

  Strawmen don’t require a response, much less evidence when the strawman was presented without evidence. You’re asserting a double standard. And you know you’re doing it because you are also a troll.

  Notably, you are responding, right now. Also, pointing out that Toom is a coward is not a strawman; any person can go through his Techdirt/AT comment history and see the same things I see.

  I think it’s funny that you’re laughing at other people when you’re a notable resident troll whose bullshit spewing on this website taints the discussions and lowers the standards for authentic dialogue. You’re shitting on the floor and then complaining that this place smells like shit.

  This place smelled long before I decided to come in and have a little bit of fun.

• On the post: From ‘Social Media Better Not Touch Politics’ To ‘Social Media Must Push One Sided Nonsense’

  

  Matthew N. Bennett ( profile ), 01 Nov, 2024 @ 03:03pm

  It's alright, Masnick, I understand the frustration. Say, I have an idea. What if we made social media companies public utilities! Then they wouldn't be able to--oh, wait. Hmmmm.

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