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  • On the post: Federal Judge Spends Most Of 233 Pages Calling Out DHS, ICE, CBP, Border Patrol For Their Lies

    That One Guy ( profile ), 24 Nov, 2025 @ 11:45pm

    'Yeah I lied straight to your face and we both know it, SO WHAT?'

    It turns out that when courts spend years if not decades bending over backwards to give government agencies and agents the sort of benefit of the doubt that a regular citizen would never get, and hand out nothing more than pathetic slaps on the wrist on the exceptionally rare occasion that a judge can be bothered to find an agency/agent guilty people increasingly no longer feel the need to even pretend to respect the law or courts. While I blame scum like Bovino, the regime and the rest of the US gestapo for making a mockery of the US legal system I don't blame them for thinking they can do it, because all the evidence past and present is that they can and will get away it due to courts refusing even now to enforce any actual penalties for doing so.

  • On the post: CNN’s Latest Innovation: Slathering Your Screen With T-Mobile Ads

    That One Guy ( profile ), 24 Nov, 2025 @ 11:31pm

    'We interrupt this PR statement to give you a commercial PR statement...'

    To be fair when your 'reporting' is mostly just PR fluffing for whoever is using you as a mouthpiece at the moment including ads is really just double-dipping and getting paid twice for the same sort of content.

  • On the post: CDC Data Indicates We’re 2 Months Away From America Losing Its Measles Elimination Status

    That One Guy ( profile ), 24 Nov, 2025 @ 11:27pm

    'We will do everything we can to stop the spread of measels(other than vaccinations)!'

    The CDC is, right now, touting its plan to combat measles. On its website, it talks about how it is ramping up its vaccination programs, trying to vaccinate more people, build out surveillance programs to monitor the disease’s spread, and respond quickly to outbreaks. This being the same CDC and website that, unless it's been updated since the last article, is currently claiming that there 'hasn't been enough research' to determine that vaccination doesn't cause autism. When someone's words and their actions clash trust their actions, and the current CDC's actions show that they are not in favor of vaccination to halt or stop preventable diseases, despite what they may claim.

  • On the post: X’s New Feature Reveals Why Trust & Safety Work Was Never About The ‘Censorship Industrial Complex’

    That One Guy ( profile ), 24 Nov, 2025 @ 10:52pm

    Whoops

    I am absolutely blown away that a bunch of people claiming to be 'murican MAGAts turned out to be liars using trolling for money and entertainment, where could they possibly have picked up such deplorable and dishonest tactics?

  • On the post: Defense Contractor Lobbyists Are Trying To Kill Army ‘Right To Repair’ Reforms With A Bunch Of Lies And Bullshit

    That One Guy ( profile ), 23 Nov, 2025 @ 06:19pm

    'Look, we charged you $3,000 for a $5 part, it's that innovative?'

    “On Friday, Aerospace Industries Association President and CEO Eric Fanning penned an op-ed in the Washington Times arguing that the Senate provision would “cripple innovation” in the defense business.” The only 'innovation' right to repair 'cripples' is how 'innovatively' a company can screw their customers over by forcing them to pay obscene amounts of money to buy a replacement or pay for an official fix that could have been solved for relative pocket-change if the customer could do it, so you'll have to excuse me if I can't seem to muster up any sympathy for all the potential lost 'innovation' right to repair laws would result in.

  • On the post: Clown Show: CDC Website Changed To Suggest Vaccines May Indeed Cause Autism

    That One Guy ( profile ), 23 Nov, 2025 @ 04:14pm

    If there's less living kids then there's less autism, simple really

    Honestly I think people are just misunderstanding Kennedy here, he's working overtime to reduce the number of new autistic people by ensuring that the population of new kids is as low as possible, with his method being to drastically increase the number of easily preventable vaccine-related deaths.

  • On the post: Clown Show: CDC Website Changed To Suggest Vaccines May Indeed Cause Autism

    That One Guy ( profile ), 23 Nov, 2025 @ 04:04pm

    Sometimes silence tells you more than words ever could.

  • On the post: Trump Says Democratic Lawmakers Should Die For Telling The Military To Obey Their Oath

    That One Guy ( profile ), 21 Nov, 2025 @ 03:06pm

    Sounds like she's trying the Nixon defense, 'It's not illegal if the president does it', but even then that fails to answer why he threw such a fit over the message reminding US soldiers not to follow illegal orders if Trump isn't giving and/or planning on giving illegal orders.

  • On the post: Trump Attacks Leave U.S. Cybersecurity Agencies Hollowed Out And Managed By Useless Zealots

    That One Guy ( profile ), 21 Nov, 2025 @ 02:24pm

    It's a mystery why it would slash their funding and effectiveness

    That’s been particularly true for Trump’s attack on the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA), which has done a lot of heavy lifting in recent years when it comes to thwarting security threats, maintaining election cybersecurity, providing useful threat assessments for orgs that can’t afford to do their own, and even deterring the spread of misinformation about government security. Why, I can't possibly imagine why the regime wouldn't consider an agency with those sorts of jobs to be a top priority for funding and keeping staffed with highly trained individuals...

  • On the post: Trump Says Democratic Lawmakers Should Die For Telling The Military To Obey Their Oath

    That One Guy ( profile ), 21 Nov, 2025 @ 02:18pm

    Someone doth protest too much

    I didn't even catch that on my initial read, that's a very good point. Reminding US soldiers 'You have not just a right but an obligation to ignore illegal orders' is only a threat to his power and authority if the orders they have been, are being, or will be given are illegal, so the fact that he and his cultists thew such a tantrum really gives away the game that they knows his orders, whether past, future or both do not qualify as legal.

  • On the post: Trump Says Democratic Lawmakers Should Die For Telling The Military To Obey Their Oath

    That One Guy ( profile ), 21 Nov, 2025 @ 02:02pm

    'How dare you suggest soldiers shouldn't murder on my command, that's treason!'

    But remember, it's the democrats/left that are the violent ones...

  • On the post: Why The Trump Administration’s Comparison Of Antifa To Hamas, ISIS, And MS-13 Makes No Sense

    That One Guy ( profile ), 20 Nov, 2025 @ 07:16pm

    From the people that brought you, 'DEI means Didn't Earn It'...

    The entire regime is filled to the brim with DEI hires (accordingly to their idea of what that means), people who's only qualification for their respective jobs is unquestioning loyalty to Trump with nothing else mattering or even taken into consideration.

  • On the post: Bipartisan Senators Want To Honor Charlie Kirk By Making It Easier To Censor The Internet

    That One Guy ( profile ), 20 Nov, 2025 @ 05:57pm

    Hmm, a very good point. Normally I'm vehemently against such clauses as dodges around the first amendment, but that does seem like it would be the quickest way to get the law torpedoed.

  • On the post: Trump’s Own Judges Easily Reject His Bonkers Lawsuit Against CNN For Calling His Big Lie A ‘Big Lie’

    That One Guy ( profile ), 20 Nov, 2025 @ 05:53pm

    'Only a woke lib would ever rule against the Dear Leader!'

    What makes this particularly significant is that the rejection comes from a panel that includes two of Trump’s own judicial appointees. This demolishes the narrative that Trump’s legal failures stem from “biased” courts rather than fundamentally weak cases. You'd think so, but the 'narrative' from the regime these days seems to be that it doesn't matter what a judge's history is or even who gave the position, any judge that rules against Trump has by that action shown themselves to a deranged liberal and therefore not a real conservative or judge.

  • On the post: Sony Threatens Fan Server For ‘Concord’, Which It Shut Down A Year Ago 2 Weeks After Release

    That One Guy ( profile ), 20 Nov, 2025 @ 04:50pm

    Some companies re-release titles, Sony managed to re-kill one

    Gotta admit, it's quite the trick as a company to kill one of your games not just once but twice.

  • On the post: Why The Trump Administration’s Comparison Of Antifa To Hamas, ISIS, And MS-13 Makes No Sense

    That One Guy ( profile ), 20 Nov, 2025 @ 04:37pm

    'Make protesting your regime illegal with this one simple trick!'

    It makes perfect sense really, you just need to think like a member of a brutal dictatorship. Step 1: Frame anyone that protests against you as part of Antifa since clearly no-one else would ever do that. Step 2: Declare that Antifa is a terrorist organization right up there with actual violent criminal organizations. Step 3: Congrats, anyone that protests against you can now be accused of and legally treated as violent terrorists, and if you're already laying the groundwork of (accused) criminals not only having no rights but being able to be executed on the spot without the hassle of a trial then all the better!

  • On the post: Trump Says He’ll Sue BBC For ‘$5 Billion’ Despite Apologies, Resignations Over Editing Gaffe

    That One Guy ( profile ), 19 Nov, 2025 @ 02:53pm

    If only europe had some experience on the effectiveness of appeasement...

    As much disgust as I have towards Trump threatening yet another news outlet for saying something he didn't like I can't help but feel a good measure of schadenfreude for the BBC's suffering here. Exactly what did they expect would happen when they immediately backed down, that he'd accept their grovelling apology and attempts at appeasement and consider the matter closed? They showed that they'd cave to threats and like every other time someone tried appeasement he took that as an excuse to escalate and apply even more pressure and demands. Hopefully the BBC's fate will finally be enough for every other outlet to understand that standing your ground may be more expensive in the short-term but the alternative is perpetual grovelling and attempted appeasement because to a tyrant anything less than complete and utter submission is unacceptable.

  • On the post: UK Pulls Access To Intel Since It Doesn’t Want To Be Part Of Trump’s ‘Murder People In Boats’ Program

    That One Guy ( profile ), 19 Nov, 2025 @ 02:48pm

    Making the US less safe one atrocity at a time

    Yet again the regime acts in a manner that is indistinguishable from a hostile foreign agent. If other countries aren't willing to share intel with the US because they have legitimate concerns that that intel might be used to commit crimes then that leaves a gaping vulnerability for hostile governments or groups to exploit meaning the regime isn't just engaging in murder via a willing military, they're making the entire country less secure in the process.

  • On the post: Texas GOP Had A Legal Path To Gerrymander. Trump’s DOJ Ordered Them To Take The Blatantly Illegal Path Instead

    That One Guy ( profile ), 19 Nov, 2025 @ 02:40pm

    'It's legal because we say it is, no we don't have to explain so shut up.'

    Yet again the republicans greatest enemy (tied with reality) is the republicans... There's no chance in hell that SCOTUS doesn't greenlight this given they've made crystal clear that the number one rule is now 'If Trump wants it he gets it' and Trump himself called for the gerrymandering, but it will be interesting/disgusting to see what excuses they come up with to excuse blatant and openly racial redistricting that just so happens to be entirely tilted towards republicans.

  • On the post: Judge Dismisses Bullshit Lawsuit Claiming Pollster Committed Fraud By Being Wrong

    That One Guy ( profile ), 18 Nov, 2025 @ 07:00pm

    Butthurt in the third degree

    The most fragile thing in existence, Trump's feelings, were violently assaulted by someone even suggesting that voters would choose someone that wasn't him.

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