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• On the post: Fox News Host Files SLAPP Suit Against Reporter Who Exposed His Sexting

  

  Robert Freetard ( profile ), 10 Aug, 2017 @ 08:07pm

  What SHOULD happen...

  <defendant>
  
  Your honor I suggest we proceed straight to dickscovery, I would like to submit as evidence 15 pictures of the plaintiffs penis from my sources, anonymised for their pleasure but with date and time stamps intact.
  
  A simple subpoena to his (3rd party, no expectation of privacy) phone provider will confirm his sending these pictures at the dates and times indicated.

• On the post: Xbox Fitness Users Shelled Out Big Bucks For Workout Programs They'll Soon Be Totally Unable To Use

  

  Robert Freetard ( profile ), 30 Jun, 2016 @ 09:12am

  What a surprise.

  Xbone'd again. What a surprise.
  
  Is it any wonder that millions distrust the Microsoft store embedded in windows 10?
  
  ProTip for Microsoft;
  When you are trying to get people to trust you with thier digital lives, it helps a great deal if you do not RIP THEM OFF at every opportunity.

• On the post: DailyDirt: Eating At Chipotle

  

  Robert Freetard ( profile ), 28 Aug, 2015 @ 10:07pm

  86%!? Wow, that's great the only problem is...

  I'm full after a standard sized Chipotle burrito, I'd be in a food coma for a couple of hours after eating one that was 86% larger...

• On the post: Before We Pass CISA As A Response To OPM Hack, Shouldn't We Look At What The Feds' Cybersecurity Practices Were?

  

  Robert Freetard ( profile ), 13 Aug, 2015 @ 08:38pm

  Why was the database connected to the internet in the first place?

  Who though it was a good idea for the OPM's security clearance database to be accessible from the entire, world wide internet and has that person been fired yet??
  
  Even MORE to the point, what other databases and control systems are internet connected that plainly should not be?

• On the post: The Verge Shuts Down News Comments To Help 'Build Relationships'

  

  Robert Freetard ( profile ), 07 Jul, 2015 @ 04:23pm

  They/You are missing part of the headline...

  That part is:
  
  With their advertisers.

• On the post: Second OPM Hack Revealed: Even Worse Than The First

  

  Robert Freetard ( profile ), 13 Jun, 2015 @ 01:01am

  I am aghast.

  Can anyone tell me why data this sensitive was not stored encrypted?
  
  Does the US government not have an IT department?

• On the post: DailyDirt: Tiny Robot Surgeons

  

  Robert Freetard ( profile ), 06 Jun, 2015 @ 08:17am

  Re: science fiction

  And cellphones don't?

• On the post: Feinstein (Again) Says Metadata Program 'Is Not Surveillance'

  

  Robert Freetard ( profile ), 21 May, 2014 @ 09:25am

  Ok, if it's not surveillance then

  Well Senator Feinstein, if it's NOT surveillance then you won't mind making all YOUR metadata freely available to the public will you?
  
  As I am certain that you know that metadata collection is entirely as bad as surveillance I am certain that you will not take this step, proving that you are lying.

• On the post: DA Realizes That Gizmodo Didn't Break The Law In Writing About Found iPhone 4 Prototype

  

  Robert Freetard ( profile ), 11 Aug, 2011 @ 10:10pm

  Re: You got to be kidding

  Well Radjin,
  
  There goes any credibility you had.
  
  Try actually knowing what you are talking about one in a while.

• On the post: Google, Microsoft, Patents… And How To Dupe The Press With Out Of Context Statements

  

  Robert Freetard ( profile ), 04 Aug, 2011 @ 04:43pm

  Or to put it another way,

  Or to put it another way,
  
  Those who can, Do.
  Those who can't, Sue.