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• Aug 13, 2014 @ 09:19pm

  Re: Just comcast? No all.

  on Behind The Veil Part 4: Customer Trying To Cancel Service Is Put On Hold Until Comcast Office Closes

  Finally, my desire for Google Glass is justified!

• Aug 13, 2014 @ 09:13pm

  Re: Re: Queue

  on Behind The Veil Part 4: Customer Trying To Cancel Service Is Put On Hold Until Comcast Office Closes

  I work at Charter, and I can tell you we absolutly will pay OT to make sure the queue is emptied. Of course, we're open 'til midnigt and all our call centers share a queue so it's more common to get OT by having a long call at the end of the night.

• Mar 22, 2014 @ 03:51pm

  Re: Empty talk

  on Dianne Feinstein Still A Believer In Collecting All Phone Records; Pretends That Such Collection Has Stopped Terrorists

  But if Obama tells congress to fix the problem, then he can pretty much assure nothing will get fixed and still claim to be the good guy.

• Mar 16, 2014 @ 02:23pm

  Re: Re: Re: Communists like you should be deported

  on Student Points Finger Like Gun, Gets Suspended Under Zero Tolerance Rules

  I'm pretty sure communism has been a valid insult since at least the 80's.

• Mar 08, 2014 @ 03:26pm

  Re:

  on Is A Free, Ad-Laden, No-Privacy, Walled-Off Version Of The Internet Better Than No Internet At All?

  At least you don't think that little blue E is the internet. The E stands for Evil.

• Mar 04, 2014 @ 06:55pm

  Re: Re: Re: Damn pirates

  on US Solicitor General's Office, Run By Former Top MPAA Lawyer, Shockingly Sides With Broadcasters Over Aereo

  Every time you see the commercial?

• Mar 02, 2014 @ 04:05pm

  You can't deny my flawless logic

  on Funniest/Most Insightful Comments Of The Week At Techdirt

  Since there's no one to claim that last editor's choice, but I made it the first word, I'm just going to go ahead and claim the position of Techdirt Editor.
  
  So, Mike, when do I start getting paid?

• Feb 26, 2014 @ 07:33pm

  Re: Re: Re: Re: Red flags go up

  on Verizon Thinks 'The Most Important Concept Of Net Neutrality' Is Giving Verizon More Money

  Can I have some ice cream?

• Feb 26, 2014 @ 07:32pm

  Re:

  on Verizon Thinks 'The Most Important Concept Of Net Neutrality' Is Giving Verizon More Money

  Charter dosn't require contracts, and it's doubling speed but not changing price. We're the T-Mobile of broadband.

• Feb 26, 2014 @ 03:58pm
  on Google's Fight Against Distracted Driving Laws Might Not Be A Bad Thing For The Inevitable, Glorious Transhumanist Future

  Google is also working on getting bad drivers to stop driving, so as soon as we can legalize self driving cars we'll be set.

• Feb 25, 2014 @ 07:46pm
  on USTR Wants More Transparency In Drawing Up EU Regulations — But Not In Drawing Up TAFTA/TTIP

  Leave it to USTR to want the transparency of 2 way mirror.

• Feb 25, 2014 @ 01:49pm

  Poptarts, plastic and snowballs, oh my!

  on With Great Power Comes The Thinnest Skin: 13-Year-Old Hit With Felony Charges After Throwing Snowball At Cop

  It's a good thing that kid didn't have any snow shaped like a gun or the officer would have shot him to protect himself.

• Feb 22, 2014 @ 08:28pm
  on Xbox One Sales Lag PS4 As Microsoft Slowly Figures Out You Can't Tell Gamers What They're Supposed To Want

  You know, I was all set and ready to buy an Xbox One, but now I'm not so sure...

• Feb 19, 2014 @ 08:42pm

  Re: Re: Re: Re: I've got it!

  on USPTO Awards Patent To Disgraced Scientist For Fraudulent Work

  I've got dibs on "while using an ink based writing utensil in conjunction with a thin flat inscription medium".

• Feb 18, 2014 @ 07:51pm

  Re: Re: Re: He really doesn't understand at all

  on James Clapper: We Totes Shoulda Told You About Section 215

  Stop giving them ideas!

• Feb 18, 2014 @ 07:17pm
  on Rep. Eshoo Admits Her Net Neutrality Bill Nobody Thought Would Pass — Won't Pass

  So you're saying that bill isn't Eshoo-in?

• Feb 17, 2014 @ 05:03pm

  Re: Cable Companies aren't denying anything

  on Nielsen Backs Off Reporting Data On Cord Cutters Because The Cable Industry Prefers Fantasyland

  Charter has 30mbps (soon to be 60) for $54.99 if you get it unbundled. Too bad thier play for TWC fell through.

• Feb 16, 2014 @ 01:43pm

  Re: Do they have a definition of Extremist?

  on With Porn Filters Going Oh So Well, UK Roars Ahead In Expanding Them To Include 'Extremist' Content

  Have you seen some of the things on Netflix? That shit's far too extreme to allow into the general public.

• Feb 16, 2014 @ 01:50pm
  on Funniest/Most Insightful Comments Of The Week At Techdirt

  "typos in out post"? I see what you did there.

• Feb 12, 2014 @ 07:46pm

  Re: Re:

  on Surprise: ASCAP and Music Labels Colluded To Screw Pandora

  So we can't hang them for supporting organized crime until they stop contributing to organized crime?

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