They encounter each other at the local gym. He asks her out to dinner. She accepts. During the splendid dinner he brags about his upper management job at Verizon.
She becomes enamored and after dinner goes home with him. On the drive home the Verizon exec constantly brags about the size of his penis. Once home, they head straight to the bedroom where she pulls down his pants and underwear.
She sees his 2 inch penis and is shocked: "You lied to me about its size!"
"No," he says, "at Verizon we call that UNLIMITED."
Wouldn't it be nice if we could change the "winning" narrative?
Let's define winning as to whoever has the least expensive 5G !
And make it a worldwide "race"...if we try really hard (Verizon, Sprint, ATT are you listening?) we can show the rest of the world how great America is.