"Beginning in 2014, we will itemize a portion of business costs as a separate line item to be more transparent," he said. “In 2014, we will not increase the price of Limited Basic or Digital Preferred video service. We will be instituting a toilet flush fee to reflect the fact that Comcast executives are full of crap and need to continually empty this crap to make room for new, exciting and innovative crap that is designed to make our valued customers' experience even more crappy."
I feel very optimistic about this. For one thing, I'm sure that Robert Silvers will, at any moment, march over to the NSA armed with a subpoena for the treasure chest of zero-day exploits that are the biggest threat to the USA's internet security. Are you marching yet, Robert?