"if he's not relevant to the story, why mention him at all?"
Well it's nice to know that a sitting congressman is friends with people that are into hookers and blow.
Digital Terrorist For-Hire. Wouldn't that look great on a CV.
Have smartphone, will travel.
This complaint reads like Bob Murray's letter to the judge after he lost his suit to John Oliver. On steroids.
There's nothing like listing all the best insults in a court filing.
So everybody join with me now, in 3 part harmony: Consume defecation Devin.
Shoot me now! Shoot me now! (Pronoun trouble.)
Somebody must have written an add-on to redact a document. Just like you can boldface or underline a selection of text, pick redact and it creates a black box AND changes the underlying text to say all x's.
I for one am grateful for Bob Murray. He has provided me with hours and hours of high quality entertainment.
What are the chances of your brand new Apple laptop making it on to the plane? Pretty close to zero.
Now all they need to do is integrate a smart TV to a smart vibrator to achieve IoT nirvana.
Hey, I have an idea! Why don't we tell them to get stuffed by not watching their games. I cut the cord back in December. There are plenty of entertainment options out there, so if they want me to pay attention to their sports teams then they are going to have to be reasonable.
Techdirt Community
Every time this subject comes up I think that the community here at Techdirt is remarkably civil. There is some trolling and some heated discussions, but all in all, not too bad.
I think part of the reason is the tools you've given us. We can hide (but not remove) the posts we find offensive, and vote for the ones we particularly like. I always look forward to Sunday afternoon to see who won (I've never made the cut, sigh.)