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• On the post: Trump Administration Sends In The Marines… To Do Paperwork?

  

  Mamba ( profile ), 11 Jul, 2025 @ 03:20pm

  That's why they're sending the Marines. So they can eat the crayons.

• On the post: Idaho AG Office Forces Schools To Take Down ‘Everyone Is Welcome’ Signs For Being ‘Political’

  

  Mamba ( profile ), 10 Jul, 2025 @ 05:45pm

  As fucking dumb as you are, you'd think you'd play stupid better.

• On the post: Virginia Enacts Stupid, Completely Unworkable ‘Social Media Time Limit’ Law

  

  Mamba ( profile ), 09 Jul, 2025 @ 12:42pm

  This is either A) functional, but unworkably complex or B) simple, and even easier to bypass. Unless you've done your homework(certificates, encryption, etc), you don't trust the client data.

• On the post: Who Goes MAGA?

  

  Mamba ( profile ), 08 Jul, 2025 @ 06:47pm

  If you stopped being Nazis, less people would call you Nazis. Musk just made Grok less 'woke', and it immediately showed its antisemitic core. Again. I realize that all you anti intellectual, mouth breathing, marks no longer believe in science...but there are multiple poll aggregators that show Trump's underwater in general, and on every one of his 'core' issues. He's already a failure, and once the impact of his incredibly stupid bill are felt, he's going to be lucky if he loves though the earth if his former believers.

• On the post: Who Goes MAGA?

  

  Mamba ( profile ), 08 Jul, 2025 @ 06:40pm

  Oh shut the fuck up, piss dribble. The right kills people at a rate of 5-10 times more than the left, are less informed, scammed more often, and are universally the creator of shit hole welfare states. They are not both the same.

• On the post: National Park Visitors Reject Trump Administration’s Bigoted Attempt To Erase History

  

  Mamba ( profile ), 08 Jul, 2025 @ 05:25pm

  I'm choosing to read that as sarcasm.

• On the post: Denaturalization, Fines, And Denying Reality: Here’s How Trump Is Accelerating Mass Deportation

  

  Mamba ( profile ), 08 Jul, 2025 @ 11:13am

  Is Musk still fucking Stephen's wife, now that the Musk and Trump divorce looks like it will stick?

• On the post: Who Goes MAGA?

  

  Mamba ( profile ), 08 Jul, 2025 @ 10:58am

  The Wellness Influencer I just watched one of these die from cancer that she ignored for years, and then treated "naturally" because evil Pharma and other such ignorance. It wasn't pretty.

• On the post: State Dept. Tells Student Visa Applicants To Set Their Social Media Profiles To ‘Public’ If They Want To Come To The US

  

  Mamba ( profile ), 03 Jul, 2025 @ 06:40pm

  Sweet fucking Christ, I'm impressed at your complete lack of self awareness.

• On the post: Salt Typhoon Hack Keeps Getting Worse, Telecoms Tell Employees To Stop Looking For Evidence Of Intrusion

  

  Mamba ( profile ), 20 Jun, 2025 @ 08:49pm

  They're impotent pissants who truly think the world owes them and that they were somehow robbed. So instead of dealing with it, fixing it, or otherwise addressing it like competent, productive members of society their goal is cut everyone down to their pathetic, mean spirited, intellectually void and morally bankrupt level. If they are truly real people that that think they way they post, they're the worst.

• On the post: US Marines Witnessed Detaining A US Citizen In Los Angeles

  

  Mamba ( profile ), 20 Jun, 2025 @ 11:14am

  If you cum rags didn't lie in the most obvious way possible, it's likely that someone, somewhere would respect you. Instead, the very people wearing the boot you're deep throating despise you more than I do.

• On the post: Salt Typhoon Hack Keeps Getting Worse, Telecoms Tell Employees To Stop Looking For Evidence Of Intrusion

  

  Mamba ( profile ), 20 Jun, 2025 @ 07:08am

  National Lab research and responses for ApTs has already taken a significant hit, and it's about to get much, much worse. Koby and Matt certainly voted for this.

• On the post: SCOTUS Simply Ignores Precedent, Rather Than Overruling It, In Allowing Trump To Fire Officials Congress Deemed Independent

  

  Mamba ( profile ), 20 Jun, 2025 @ 02:23am

  While I would normally agree with you, I actually think it's more likely that Roberts, Scalia, Thomas, and kavanaugh are just fucking morons. They seem to be continually surprised when the most obvious outcome of their actions occurs. Further, the continue to (blindly) undermine their very own power in an effort to maximize the power of syphilitic and illiterate business failure.

• On the post: SCOTUS Simply Ignores Precedent, Rather Than Overruling It, In Allowing Trump To Fire Officials Congress Deemed Independent

  

  Mamba ( profile ), 20 Jun, 2025 @ 02:13am

  Perhaps the solution is dramatically expand the house, as was intended, into the low thousands, and creat a bunch of committees or commissions, and the reps can then staff up as needed to do the work. Then everything stays within the legislative branch. Not that it will fucking help, because Republicans in Congress are abject failures of humanity

• On the post: SCOTUS Simply Ignores Precedent, Rather Than Overruling It, In Allowing Trump To Fire Officials Congress Deemed Independent

  

  Mamba ( profile ), 20 Jun, 2025 @ 02:07am

  If you thought this argument was clever, you were incredibly wrong.

• On the post: Nintendo Is Already Punishing Switch 2 Users Over Piracy ‘Suspicions’

  

  Mamba ( profile ), 18 Jun, 2025 @ 08:33pm

  There's few companies that hate their customers more than Nintendo. Maybe Sony?

• On the post: The Trump Org Sort Of Launches A New Half-Assed Wireless Phone Company, Trump Mobile

  

  Mamba ( profile ), 17 Jun, 2025 @ 09:16am

  Grifting isn't an economy. MAGA needs liberals to continue to fund their stupidity,they can't operate without a giant cash cow.

• On the post: Agent Mulder Was Right! (Sort Of)

  

  Mamba ( profile ), 16 Jun, 2025 @ 11:58pm

  My very first college English class was based on The X-Files. It's where I met my now wife.....

• On the post: Migrant Children Are Being Added To A Criminal DNA Database Just Because

  

  Mamba ( profile ), 13 Jun, 2025 @ 08:26pm

  Diddling kids is also a felony, but you Republican fucks won't stop doing it or covering it up. So don't pretend that you care about the welfare of kids. Especially after voting a predator into office that openly bragged about looking at minors in compromising positions, objectified his daughter, and openly admitted to asulting young women. The only thing you fucking pedos want is more fucking complaint victims.

• On the post: Justin Baldoni’s Defamation Suit Against Lively, Reynolds, NY Times Has Been Dismissed

  

  Mamba ( profile ), 12 Jun, 2025 @ 09:25am

  Hey, hey, I bet we get that weirdo leg humper in here to cape for Baldoni embarrassingly.

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